More like pudgeon, amirite?
👆what he said
That's the godpigeon from The Goodfeathers.
As far back as I can remember...
That must be the guy that was above my parked car.
And I bet he didn't like your paint
MF’er looks like he ate another pigeon
Looks like it has tumors or something..
Nah that's called a 'Crop', sort of a high-up digestion chamber birds have. When they stuff themselves it looks like they have a lump in their throat.
Big guy just pigged out is all.
*ahem* don't you mean absolute unit of a *government drone*
The sidewalk underneath it probably looks like Gallagher smashed a tub of sour cream.
O Lord he big
I wish I could get that fat and not have a job like this freeloader.
Son? Is that you?
And you had an absolute unit of a camera with you to take that clear of a picture of a pigeon on an electric line? Or he jus really big.
I used a Canon PowerShot SX740 HS! I got it specifically for taking pictures when I’m out on a leisurely stroll about town.
How is the cable not snapping
Me after a year of lockdown.
What a unit
holy shit he’s gonna eat me
Looks like my guy is slowly osmosing the cable into his body
That pigeon could feed a family of 4 for a fortnight!
Love a wood pigeon - typically chonky and very loud
The drones are getting updated, I see
Surprised that beautiful fatass bitch can even fly.
Coroner: “The official cause of death is ‘death by falling object.’”
Investigator: “But there are no buildings or windows nearby.”
Coroner: “It was pigeon shit, sir. Pigeon shit.”
The real king of New York
B I R B
Oh Lord he's a perchin'
Eren is that you ?
That isn't just any pigeon, Its the mod boss Goodfeather.
Porr guy looks like he has tumors
I think that's his crop
That pidgeon definitely looks like it has tumors or something, look at the way the wings are held differently and the feet aren't spaced properly. Any bird experts out there? Is this like elephant man; pidgeon edition?
EDIT: TIL bird guts are weird and are also definitely aliens or government drones or something.
Not quite an expert, but I own four birds. Couple things here, the feathers could be puffed out, and he could have a full crop. They tend to avoid much movement, and tend to perch for a while to digest when that happens. Birds also tend to puff out their feathers for warmth, or when relaxed. This can make them look much fatter than they really are, and if they have a full crop they may end up looking lumpy. It isn't impossible for it to be growths or tumors, but there are perfectly healthy explanations.
It even has a beer gut!
Is that a double chin?
Looks like it’s swallowed a smaller bird ! You can almost see a shape on its chest as if it’s got a tumour or something.
That one hangs out at McDonalds for sure
I’m just impressed that fucker can still get off the ground
It’s a ultra hd camera.
"who let the bread out"
He looks like an American pigeon
I’m in California!
Homie got that bread
Wire for scale
imagine the amount of poop it creates
Tonight we dine in hell.
Looks like he ate one
Rotisserie pigeon anyone?
It’s the god pigeon
That's because it's a Wood Pigeon, designed for eating.
He is charging
B O R B
I think this one is broody
He found where they throw out the day-olds.
When I was growing up, the pigeons around my house would always steal my dog’s food in the backyard. This went on for years. Somehow they never got eaten even though they noticeably struggled to fly from the ground to the lowest tree branch. Some of them needed a couple tries to make the jump
He’s about to blow
I know him.
Username checks out.
Good thing he resting on 3 cables and not just one
Dude skipped leg day though
Look at that things red eye
Pigeons are cute :)
We'll name him, Chungus.
I wanna see a really fat cat try to catch this guy. Could be comedy gold!
That's a Wood Pigeon, they all look like that
The bird poop though 😳
Goddamn them all to hell.
Looks like it swallowed another pigeon
Definitely looks like there another pigeon in it’s chest trying to get out.
Someone’s been nesting behind the grocery store
He’s in the middle of the street with restaurants on either side!
He looks like he just ate an entire other large pigeon without chewing. Like a snake does.
Mob boss pigeon
Imagine getting shit on by that pigeon
How does that thing even fly
With their wings, I reckon
He looks like he has problems.... big pigeon problems.
Bird up is about to be bird down
We should name him, Tubbs
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