Sounds like your friend is on their high priority watch list. Only thing to do is to buy a mask, schedule a procedure with a plastic surgeon, and disappear. Never be seen with anyone he knows, or they’ll have him again.
They look like giant birds on a building far away
Haha can't unsee it now, this is going to give me nightmares
Yes but personally
Somewhere loud so that the hidden Microphones can't record what your telling him
Make sure to wear a mask or they'll pull a HAL9000 on you and read your mouth movements
Why is the government after him?
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Quoth the raven,
Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head, but it's Birds Keep Staring at My Friend
I think the real question here is why is your friend under surveillance?
LoL, I wish I knew why they stare at me.
Let them learn themselves. When a bird overhears someone saying they’re not real another bird is sent out to fly through the window and break through it with their beaks and flying towards their political opponents like a dart killing them by penetrating the skull and hitting the brain. Tell your friend to board up their windows but leave a small peephole to watch them.
These guys aren't the only birds that stare at me. There a couple of hawks who act pretty sus as well.
They're all drones friend 😅
He's fine until it starts quoting never more
Do they vibrate when the AC is on?
Tell him that the only way to make them stop is to fashion a cowboy hat out of tinfoil and wear it around the house. If they start following him out in public he's going to have to wear it when he goes out too.
And take pictures.
A cowboy hat of tinfoil babbbyyyyyy I’m crine
He deserves to know, brother
I was scared about telling him because I didn't want him to become a paranoid wreck like me, everytime I want to go out I have to don a disguise and get out of my house from the secret tunnel...sometimes I wish I never knew the truth, it's true what they say - ignorance is bliss.
Being gang-stalked by birds is not fun.
your friend must be in some deep shit if the government sent the drones at his house for surveillance...
The birds are back again. I feel like I’m living in a Hitchcock film.
Don't look at them. If you do they can tell, and you might get arrested again.
Why haven't you told him already?
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach,
Said, "Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut, " and they did, and they did.
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