Midichlorians aren't mentioned until after Shmi tells Qui-Gon that Anakin has no father. Qui-Gon performed a large-scale Jedi mind trick to cover his tracks as a deadbeat dad, convincing even members of the Council that midichlorians were a thing. He made up the word on the spot.
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