DO NOT SPEND IT ALL ON COKE & HOOKERS, MMMKAY? YOU MIGHT BE THE PEOPLE WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY TO GUIDE OUR SOCIETY SOON. INSPIRE OTHERS! BE GOOD! MAKE SURE EVEN THE LAST SOUL CAN HAVE A GOOD DAY SOMETIMES! ALWAYS STAY FAIR TO OUR PLANET 🌱 🌎 ❤️
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And know your tax liability! Do not forget this crucial piece whatever you do.
Vote this up to the top or at least edit the post to include remember the taxes. Don't need people forced into selling to pay uncle sam.
Holy SHIT. Is that chart legit? That CAN'T be a coincidence.
There no such thing as a coincidence.
Truth! I plan on helping my family and community!
maybe we could do sponsor a hooker day for all the kids that wont get laid otherwise. thats a community service
I was planning on putting a few strippers through veterinary school.
Posts like this make me so happy! This shows how retail is far far better than those greedy hedge fucks! People donating, making plans to help the community is just so heart warming. It’s shows it’s not just about getting rich for us, it about giving back too and try to do our part to make this world a little better. GME may get priced at over 100k/share and using that to put a smile on someone’s face is priceless. I really hope all the msm see these posts and realize how wrong they are about retail. Of course they’ll never really acknowledge it but they’ll feel the guilt which will eat them away. Do what you want with your tendies, you’re all grown up with enough lead crayons in your blood stream but my personal opinion this should be the way.
Can't agree more. We are better than the hedge funds because of our lack of greed. After the squeeze, I hope this sub turns into a place of charity and giving; it might just change the way people look at retail investors.
I’m fairly new. What’s SPY? I do see the inverse pattern with it.
The Top Boomer companies, FAANG and Tesla. Facebook I don’t know tho...I’d say let’s short them 140% as soon as we have our tendies so boomers can show whether they have the same diamond hand skills to win their money back 😂
This is what I plan to do. Not an advice to all. I will help to back-stop the general market over time and within my ability if GME does cause the crash. I will help my family and community if the market eventually crashes and affects them. I will start businesses and creates jobs
I'm definitely going to spend some on Asian hookers, but no drugs or alcohol. Assuming GME goes to the moon, that is.
Sup dude, it's me ur Asian hooker.
Assuming GME goes to the moon that is.
Bro ima start a gym get everyone ripped after covid so we can flex on the hedge funds
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Word it makes people like that seen it all before, Better of buying a good does of psychedelics
Finally!!! I’m going to be able to afford the crayons with sparkles!!! I love shiny things!!💎
I love charts. So pretty.
Lambos for everyone?
I'm gonna buy a diamond hat
Ya know, I don't appreciate titles that are all caps, but you make a very valid point. If (or when) we become super wealthy through GME, we all have a chance at redefining how wealthy people act. Maybe we could advocate for lowering wealth-inequality? This whole fiasco was started by rich people being super greedy, so can we all try to act better if (or when) the squeeze happens?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btAbU1sPqIM&ab\_channel=TheWoodyShow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btAbU1sPqIM&ab_channel=TheWoodyShow) Except that we can afford it...
I'm thinking we can get tax deductions on hookers as "entertainment related expenses"
Functional word on that sentence was ALL. I won’t use ALL. Just a teeny bit mmmk
We are those people now but I absolutely agree with this!
I'm going to spend my tendies on a makerspace for my community and pay off on mother's house! 💎🥊🦍💪🚀
But I bought in with my coke and hookers savings account. That wouldn't be fair to the hookers now would it?
MMMKAY! 💎 ✋
Well said! Let's show we can do better! I don't need my own tennis court or a huge boat. I will share and do good things with my income when becoming multmillionaire... There are people homeless,, without food, kids struggling to get a better education or even food, social systems breaking down, whole others are eating kaviar, drinking champagne and playing with their private helicopter. It's great to be wealthy and I will enjoy all tendies... But I will try to do good things!
Should be noted that SPY constitutes nearly 12% of Citadel’s total portfolio (Q4).
Yes mommy 🤗🦍
Good boy
But what if I am a hooker on coke?
I'd like to say, you're only doing one of the two, so you're fine with just buying coke.
But if you are a hooker and you are buying coke for yourself, you somehow are spending money on a hooker... so I'm confused.
I WILL BUY MY COKE AND HOOKERS. #YOU WILL NOT STOP ME
why pay for them, when you can use your money to run for office and have the tax-payer pay for your coke and hookers for the rest of your life?
I'm using my gains to buy silver coins and will provide service to humanity by trebuchet'ing them at orphanages like grape shot. May the survivors prosper.
If you shape them into bullets and fire them through a minigun, you can provide a lot more service to a lot more people.
It's the 21st century. You need to go with the times and think about efficiency. Maybe consider artillery-shells or drone-strikes.
I Love this Post and we need More People Like Him/her/Ape. :)
Buy Pepsi instead!
underrated comment
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haha actually making pottery is ***my*** dream, too. lemme know if your wife is looking for a new boyfriend any time soon 😂🙌💎
I can’t read but LOVE the lines u drew 🥵
Paying for hooker’s college tuition is public service, also.
$trippers. I've been dry for far too long mang.
Woah. Inverse of head and shoulders ahead of a possible market correction?!? Well, I’m not sleeping tonight. Got a flight to catch in the morning! 🚀
I really want to spend it on hookers tho
TRUTH! Nice chart! 😉
I want to guide society toward coke amd hookers. Yolo.
Coke and hookers it is
That graph!!! wow
Love the last part.
Just put it in savings for future coke and hookers. We got a pandemic, folks. Not the best time to be shoving unregulated substances up your nose or breathing next to a stranger. Save these indulgences for your post-vaccine life.
The coke is shit here anyway.
Invest in companies that de-toxify water and replenish soil fertility. Also humanure startups should be happening in the not too distant future, those too. People don’t realize how fucked we are if we don’t address ecological problems
What the heck is wrong with coke and hookers? Jk, I’m moving my family to Texas to pursue standup comedy. I love you all.
I wish i could spend it on something else than taxes and debts lol
HEAR, HEAR
Unless you mean the Coke stock, which has historically been one of the best ways to invest lol
So SPY 200p is back on the table?
Awww come on!!!!! At least my Sugar Baby!!!
Are you kidding? I’m gonna snort and fuck my tendies
Interesting graph. Thanks for sharing Side topic: May I know which tool are you using for this comparison? And how do you get the dual axis on the right side?
koyfin.com historic price charts
chart settings disable axis grouping
Okay, seriously what the fuck is going with the above chart?? Did someone draw that ??
XD GOOD MAN GOOD MAN BUT MAYBE ONE HOOKER THEN THE NEXT ONE AND ON AND ON TILL I FALL IN LOVE. BUT SERIOUSLY GLOBAL WARMING WILL KILL US ALL