My boss told me I'm in a get rich quick scheme, it hurt, but I'll shove it in his face while I pay for his drinks at my goodbye party 🚀🚀🚀
Mines done the same thing, keeps warning me about the dangers of the market and how our pension will be all that's needed if we give 40 years to the company. Ive joked a few times about retiring when I'm 50(31 now) and he just outright dismissed the possibility.
Going to rent something retarded, pull up. Clear my office. And then leave. (Rent because I'm not sure what I'll actually settle on, but I'll have plenty of time for research)
When it moons, just take it down. Let them find out on the news and when they ask you, just reply “what? I never brought into it lol “
And the quit
Gaslight em? I like it! Haha
Not enough space and not enough zeros
I snagged a bunch of zeros. I’m just waiting for take off.
You’re gonna need to buy more 4,2,0,6 and 9’s
Could use the E to represent an exponent..
10E7 has a nice ring to it..
Noice stonk tracker! How many other apes in the office did you get to invest?
Two people so far. My cube mate bought in. So I’m pretty sure I can use his space after lift off. Lol
Party at this guys house when we moon. I’ve said this on multiple posts. So heads up, we’re gonna party till we’re purple!!! (Patrick star)
Just purchase a diamond encrusted Rolex Oyster Perpetual and see if anybody notices for a few days. When they do, tell em its fake. Then hop in the just delivered Lambo at lunch and roll off into the horizon never to be seen again like some character out of a wild west movie.
Every now and then send pictures of you from your yacht.
Once you've become a millionaire a lot of people are going to know about you. I don't think you want that or maybe you do 🤷🏿♂️
I’d say I paper handed and drive a low key car and pull out the M5 competition for some fun on the weekend.
Put number stickers on your butt and show them your ass the day you quit
I actually really like my job! I’d need sometime to figure out what I’d do with myself. It sounds a bit lousy, but I don’t have a gf or kids so work brings a bit of purpose to my life. Haha
I have 5 at $207 because that’s what I can afford atm.
4.7 here mate! We still going to the moon!
You're definitely not making yourself seem less crazy, but I like it.
Oh not at all. My boss actually got me a tin foil hat with my name on it. Lol
You have 0.24 shares of GME at Robinhood, lol
Funny thing: you'll still be a millionaire
Nah robinhood will sell his shares when the squeeze starts so if he not on some other broker too he'll have a grand 100$ or something
Love it !!! Keep it up!
Be careful, people can get really nasty when they get envious.
I know. I’ve refused to even disclose to my parents how much I have. I’ll stay humble. I won’t drive a lambo to work. No one needs to know my position, just that I see this amazing opportunity and I tried to get them to board this rocket and they didn’t listen. I was the crazy guy at my last job about Bitcoin when I bought in at 3k and Eth at $175 and Tesla at $200. I was a running joke at my last job and all I wanted was to help people make some $$. The ride would be a lot more fun if ridden with friends.
Better buy out your cubicle mate to the right
Take it down. You don't the extra attention on you when this moons.
I’ll post one final number and take PTO. Let the dust settle before I come back.
you're missing a fuck ton of digits, my guy
Hope you have.enough 0 cards.
I just transferred my account from robinhood to fidelity (11) shares GME 🚀🚀🚀
This is the type of toxicity I come here for
Love it. Hope you have a few more zeros🚀🚀🚀
I love this.
I on the other hand have shut my mouth except to a few friends that also have GME shares.
The people who think Im crazy now will resent me when we ream the returns.
Now I am wondering, how many shares do you have OP? X? XX? XXX? X,XXX?
Everyone on/in/at my "fill in the blank" thinks I'm crazy...
Hard emphasis on "Everyone" 💯🙌 🦍💎🚀🌕
You're going to have to spend a pretty penny on buying all those **extra "0"** cards to keep count.. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
You’re gonna run out of room.
This makes me happy. Take an award.
That's my ape. APEISH AF 🦍
To others: DO NOT DISCLOSE YOUR POSITIONS!!!
I started a new job shortly before this all started. I talked about it briefly because I was excited and wanted to share the potential of grand fortunes with others. No one was interested so I stopped talking about it. One day soon they will know.
After the moon, you can build your own floor, with hookers and blackjack. In fact, never mind the floor.
Soon they'll realise the floor they're stepping on is worth 10 milly a share.
Just leave it at price before the MOASS as you will be watching the screen with your O face ready sell on way down. Then you quit with 2 middle fingers up and a Lambo delivered right to the office valet then off to meet the realtor for a handover of the keys to your new abode!!
Leave everything and just move the decimal point as the 🚀 launches
Yep, you definitely belong here
When it's $20,000,000 they'll come bother you if you only have 1 share
If I can dodge a wrench, I can dodge people.
Crazy is getting fukd by Wall Street over and over again! 🦍 💪 💎👐🖕🏦🏛. TBH this shit should have been over already 🤬 What’s the holdup? Doesn’t matter! I’ll take these stocks to the grave if I have too! I’m dun with the bullshit!
Not gonna lie, I thought this was a HUGE price tracker. Looks like a floor with long concrete bench and glass walk way.
Need some commas and extra digits
stay hungry, stay foolish - steve jobs... you are not alone cousin ape :D
You’re gonna need a few more zeros 🚀
If that was me it would lose track around 800 when I've already told them all to fuck off.
The ultimate "I told you so."
It’s gonna be funny when the price is $611
Your first mistake was telling anyone at all, especially people at work.
Cant wait til you can add that zero and remove the decimal
This is amazing! They’re gonna be sorry they didn’t listen when that looks like a phone number!
I actually want one for home so that the family can play along too. Nah.
The best is when you just take that black dot out
How awesome are you friend! Take my reward, and keep being amazing :)
lmao what kindof job is this? are u some kindof manager or something or just some renegade employee with a backpack full of large numbers and a heart fearless of authority?
Absolutely LOVE THIS lol ....AMAZING!
If you have to sell more than 1 share, you didn’t hold long enough 💎🚀
Better buy more 00's
Hope you have enough zeros
I’ve counted the zeros...I may not have enough!
How many shares do you have?
More than zero
I bath in awkward. I soak up the cringe. For if I am comfortable with those feelings I am zen.
I hope it works out for you guys but GME is starting to get really cringy lol that video posted a week or two ago with those two guys dancing around wallsreet was max cringe, I couldn't even finish the vid.
Ya, I finished beating off to it about half way through as well, my johnson cringed so hard!
You have 7999 shares.
You’ll never disclose how many shares you have?? Oh no! Anyway.
Am I meant to know who you are or something?
I hope you stocked up on commas and zeroes.
Oh fuck me! I forgot commas!
You are gonna need more numbers dude!
Put a picture of a moon and rocket ship ya way outta there
You should buy smaller number plates so the whole price fits. Just buy the zero's
hope you have enough numbers!
Those numbers are in Millions right?
You’re gonna need a lot more numbers when the shit hits the fan 🌝
Your gonna need more zero's
How many decimals do you have prepared.
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