50c is the best I can do
Lmao that’s sad
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I bet Guy Fieri went and funded some food banks or community projects with that shit. He's far too nice to be hanging with hedgies.
He's who you get if Mr. Rogers fucked Smashmouth's mom.
He might be rich, but this guy is a fucking loser at life.
Does that make guy fieri a high class whore? Or escort? Whatd he actually get paid for on paper? An appearance fee?
The money was just to hang out with him.
Anything that happened between them was a mutual decision by two consenting adults.
Ngl I might do that too post moass
I would totally pay Bill Burr to hang out with me for a day, I'd even let him roast me about it.
The Smashmouth guy? wtf why?
That dude is the ultimate beta. Looks like a villain probably smells like one and needs to buy people’s friendship. No wonder he’s a vile crook on the market, he probably hates himself.
Cohen sucks but speaking of Fieri...
Post MOASS I would like to show up the next time his kitchen is feeding first responders working the covid front lines or firefighters fighting a wildfire and donate my time and money to the cause. Just because he is a good dude doing good things for people.
"Alright that's eight hours and I'm rolling out"
That's one expensive ticket to FLAVOR TOWN
I wouldn't turn down that cash... But holy fuck it'd be an excruciating day.
Must be hard to make real friends when all you do is fuck others over.
What a fucking loser. Does he pay his wife to fuck him as well
I'll be his fren for $75K, as long as it is only for one day. Just think how many more tickets I can buy with that 😮 Then afterwards, Guy will be my BFF as we share stories about what a jerk SC is 😂
I wish I had enough money to visit Flavortown like Stevie!
I wonder if he enjoyed some of Guy's "donkey sauce"? 🤔
May be FUD, guy is 1000% opposite of Stevie, seems like dude just had a axe to grind, little off base to say that is “far worse” than that shitbags other misdeeds
“Through all of the damning allegations against SAC Capital billionaire Steve Cohen — that he turned a blind eye to insider trading within his own firm, that he deliberately fostered a culture of rule breaking, that he’s a terrible art collector — I’ve thought that maybe there was the possibility that the haters had it all wrong. Maybe Cohen is just misunderstood, a prisoner of his own success, a too-bright star for a dreary world.
But I’m done defending him. Because it turns out that in addition to employing convicted felons, Cohen has also paid good American money to someone much, much worse than an insider trader — one Guy Vincenze Fieri.*”
I’m going to buy all of my friends >!lambos!<
Me too! The best part is, I don't have to pay for a single one...
>"Also, I made up Fieri’s middle name."
Yea. I totally would pay famous actors to do a short skit and hang out with me for a day. But a mix between men and women . And prbly people that are alrdy friendly with each other and not a whole day more like skit theb lunch theb peace ya
ew wtf why
100k? not bad. maybe after the moass i hire him but not for me, but to maybe cook with my mom or something. she loves those cooking shows.
Don't matter, got laid
Guy is worth ***so*** much more!
Did he take Stevie to flavour town?
One last trip to flavor town
Guy’s got paperhands. Shithead Stevie’s gonna pay me a whole lot more than $100k—still won’t be his friend though.
After the Moass I'm gonna pay the mayor of Flavortown $200k to visit Stevie in prison and tell him he fucking hates him
How many people do you think he asked before Guy and they all said no. Lol I bet it was 50 dudes. He probably has the same problem with strippers
You guys are missing the best part:
*"Embattled hedge-fund billionaire Steven A. Cohen, whose SAC*
*Capital Advisors is charged with insider trading, paid spiky-haired*
*chef Guy Fieri $100,000 “to be his friend for a day,” a new book reveals.*
*Cohen paid Fieri to drive around Connecticut with him to*
*reenact a fantasy episode of “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives,” reveals*
*Allen Salkin in his book, “From Scratch: Inside the Food Network.” But*
*after “Cohen paid Guy Fieri $100,000 to be his friend for a day,” Salkin*
*writes the odd couple became so close that the chef’s top-rated show*
*even featured Cohen’s favorite hot-dog spot, the (perhaps appropriately*
*titled)* ***Super Duper Weenie."***
It has the meme potential of Kenneth Griffin's mayo
This guys a joke
Guy Fieri's middle name is Leviticus. How hardcore would that be?
Puts on Stevie's friendship.
Ewww I wouldn’t pay to hang out with guy fiery he is a bad man
Of all people ... Wut.
Remember *that guy* back in school no one wanted to be friends with?
This is how he looks now.
Feel old yet?
He can pay me $69.69 a second to be my friend 🤣🤣🖤🖤
Surprisingly good taste
Jesus man.... what a looser.
I live in Sonoma county where fieri is from. Everyone here thinks he is a HUGE douchebag. His restaurants are over priced because his name is attached to them and the food is mediocre. He also tried to open up a restaurant in New York and they destroyed him for a multitude of reasons and it ended up shutting down. It adds up that this bloated worm would pay money for guy’s presence. I’m buying more tomorrow because of this particular shit post. Thank you 🙌
"In an effort to boost morale, Mr. Cohen arranged in July for a local "Super Duper Weenie" hot-dog truck to swing by SAC's office and dispense free food. -- WSJ, September 24, 2013
Guy a douche bag. And steve is worse
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