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This is the official community for Genshin Impact (原神), the latest open-world action RPG developed by miHoYo. The game features a massive, gorgeous map, an elaborate elemental combat system, engaging storyline & characters, co-op game mode, soothing soundtrack, and much more for you to explore!
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I feel like Zhongli would either be an absolute master at romance or he would make you sign a prenup on the first date.
Or both
Somebody has to make a video called "Xiao, Keqing and Zhongli aren't the only ones with smooth moves" and it just shows Mona who can't sit down properly, sprinting too far, getting stuck on the stones, accidently talking to Glory first etc. for a minute before she actually sits down
As someone who plays mona on mobile, i feel personally attacked. This hits too hard.
I don’t understand why she didn’t immediately get naked...?
She didnt see that coming, that's why
Zhongli could do nothing and still pick up every woman, man, or hilichurl in Teyvat
Kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I thought Zhongli was going to do a charge attack.
Hua hua hua
"Explosion inside city walls, grounded by the woe," "Explosions can hurt people, Jean can be dreadful," "Mondstadt be bombed, Klee be doomed."
"Those're the survival rules that the Knights of Favonius gave me"
Anybody around Zhongis vicinity gets there physical and elemental resistance shredded by 20% 😉
emotional res shredded by 500%
Y'all realize no matter what moves you do... Gory can't see it right?
But she can sense it ;)
All of these are 'Glorious'. Keep em coming
This just in, the city of Mondstat fucking burns to the ground, more at 11
Hi lady, do you want to hear of that time that I used a meteorite as a weapon?. 100% effective.
Klee is that girl with a basket full of flower petals, throwing them at the showoff, so he can look cool.
Smooth criminal
Meanwhile Glory thinks World War 3 is going on around her...
Like a boss! a *smooth* boss! 😎
Has anyone actually tried talking to glory? I feel like this would be the smoothest of moves. Much smooth than just awkwardly sitting next to them silently at least
Still trying to gain the courage to talk to her. But at least we can perform smooth moves because she can't see us shit our pants while we do it.
First we had diluc venti and bennet fighting over who could kill the birds and now we got these smooth talkers fight over each other
Love is war
POV: your ovaries just exploded.
Gosh dammit Micheal BAY!
I was expecting you to throw a fucking planet at her, that's how you win them
You thought it was Barbatos but it was me! Morax!
smooth as butter
I'm sold
I thought we would have a zhongli stele at an angle on the bench, he would charge attack over it, and then use it as a diving board to sit beside glory. But damn, this works cool too
Archon charm lvl 9999!! Bring something Barbara to swipe the wet floor pls! :D
I’m just imagining Klee behind a bush cheesing with a thumbs up. “Mr. Zhongli sure is smooth, but I figured I would help him out a bit!”
Not only does he have them but they're as smooth as a babys bottom.
TIL those bushes can burn 🔥
“Don’t worry about the bush. I will have someone come in and pay for it”
Godwin better get back soon before it's too late...
Lol
Except she's blind and you scared the shit out of her with loud explosions
She probably thinks her granny just came by.. Same speed and the same old lady perfume
Soon glory might get cuckolded
wait, is it possible to make a heart out of klee's bombs
"damn, he is hot"
Flamboyant move.
But she blind tho
i half expected him to send a massive rock flying down
zhongli: Rise! ppl with peens in a 40 mile radius: don't mind if i do
You know you're smooth when a **blind girl** checked you out
Sooo..... Are Klee's boms relevant? 😆 I mean I find it funny
Alright who's next? Bennett?
Yep.
That girl is on fireeee!
Hearing English is always so jarring