Why is Loki asking questions on Reddit?
Just watched that show. It sounds like Disney’s way of trying to explain how Loki birthed the Midgard serpent. I personally like thinking of Loki taking a big poo and then Bono coming out all agitated saying he can do better.
Can I get a link to that post I wanna see how many people say they're gay
[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/op4l79/hypothetically_you_meet_your_exact_clone_just_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
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I'd even do it if it's a clone of the same sex.
Sadly I have to agree
Narcissistic person : yesss!! Finally
I'd fuck myself ngl
If you had an identical twin sister and you were lesbians, would you fuck each other?
I read this in 2009 and thought " I'm gonna need this article someday ". Glad I remembered it.
This guy is trying really hard to convince me to fuck myself
Isn't this just loki
I’m not Loki
This might fit better on r/suicidebywords
This is basically the plot of the Loki show
It as twice as unlikely that my introverted ass would:
1. Be in a location with more than one person
2. Hit on or be hit on by anyone
3. Realize I am being hit on.
I just don’t think this hypothetical question even stands up to reason and logic.
Bruh amma pound my shit 24/7
Probably not. I'm gay
I ain’t no Loki so nay
wait, does it count as incest or masturbation?
Go fuck yourself
But literally in this case
No, I need the exact opposite of me. It just wouldn't work with two fat, ugly, alcoholic slobs with depression. The only thing that can save me is someone that is more motivated, more energetic and last but not least.. happy. Someone that can get me motivated, energetic, make me happy by just being in their presence... Even though I'm not gay, at this point it doesn't matter, I'd be ecstatic if someone paid some attention towards me and made me slightly happy.
Hey kids! Welcome to adulthood, welcome to depression, welcome to loneliness.
This is the perfect question for Loki
So this could possibly an exact look a like of me and the only difference is a vagina and ovaries. I think I'll pass.
My question is are you having sex or are you masturbating with yourself?
No, because the opposite sex.
G e n d e r d o e s n o t m a t t e r
You had me on clone! I'd do myself
Are they genetically similar, making them your literal twin? If so, then I would say most people would likely not. I know a lot of folks who seem to only want to be with themselves though, so I’m their minds it might be worth the incest.
it's very likely that I'd throw up and pass out right away so nah
I mean if it’s like Loki and Sylvie then for sure
Where tf is Loki
Is this Loki?
Actually for me, yes, because we like the same things and it would be a better relationship between us that way
I'd have to dispose of them some how ,a female version of myself would be an absolute fucking nightmare!!
nope im not down that bad
Maybe not fall in love, but friends with benefits would definitely be on the table.
If I was me as a girl, I definitely would not be attracted to me.
But we could play video games together, and that would be awesome.
I agree. I don't think I'd be attracted to a female me.
At best, a female me might look like my sister (who is not a twin). My sister is pretty, but she's not my type at all. We're both tall and skinny. I like short chubby girls.
I probably would. I mean with the possibility of having the same morals and interests as me
Fall in love? Dunno. But I'll introduce em to my fiancé and see what happens.
We would hate fuck... alot
I’d fucked me through a wall then never call back…..
“Contemplates calling therapist”
Wouldn't it be technically incest
Let's say the person is a gay male would that make their opposite sex clone like men or women. Help I need these awnsers
If science is true we are all the same.
Self roast, thats rare , altough self bang is rarer (masturbation doesnt count)
Would banging your clone be sex or masturbation?
Considering that we're the same other than genitals, our children would probably be retarded, but I think that's a small price to pay for being able to get laid whenever I want
Lol, same honestly
I'm an ass man, and my own ass is phenomenal.
I would tap
Ok but wouldn't that be incest?
I actually met someone in college the opposite sex that looked so much like me that I called my dad to dead ass ask him if he might have a kid he didn't know about. He denied it but Im still sus
Well now I am a male and if you clone me using the gender bender snapchat filter I am gorgeous as a female and I will probably fall in love with the clone
I mean I do jerk off……? So, aren’t I am pretty much fucking myself…..
understandable and relatable
In a way ive been having sex with myself since i was 13
I only date people who weigh less than me
I mean, wouldnt a clone of you be way younger than you? As the first human cloning took place in 2002, that would make your clone 19 at the oldest, so probably underage
I am actually only attracted to guys who look like me so… in a way I would fuck myself yes. As long as they weren’t related to me
If two people are just alike, one is unnecessary.
Probably not, I'm gay
I’m not putting up with that drama.
Well I hate myself, but my bisexual gf would be overjoyed
Depends if I like or hate myself
“*Go fuck yourself*”
I mean, I hate so many things about myself that I doubt an opposite sex of me would be enough to fix, so das a no dawg.
Hell why not.
Sex with a clone or time displacement variant of yourself is just masturbation. Killing them is suicide. Imo. Have fun everyone.
Masturbation with extra steps
I mean people have always told me to go fuck myself
No cuz it looks like my mom. I did the gender face swap and my mom and I look exactly the same.
Probably not, I'm gay.
In all seriousness, would offspring be viable? I think the progeny would most likely be handicapped in some way.
Nope, that's incest
Yeah a hard worker that enjoies giving and receiving oral with.
probably, i’m really hot *and* amazing
According to the Snapchat filter, I'd make a pretty ass girl, would I date myself? No because I'm a hoe
My dream come true. No wait disgusting. No way, maybe cool. Well way would it be incest? Clones are just like twins arent they, i mean in real life. Well not so fun. But just maybe...
Takes “go frick yourself” to a whole new level
If you have standards, your clone probably has it too.
I mean if you feel in love with yourself that just shows how egotistical you are. I mean really? They're exactly like you different gender. How more of an ego do you need?
Loki? Is that you? And please don't, Sylvie is going to break your heart! 🤭😂
whats the joke guys ion get it . am i a boomer now
Why would I fall for the person I hate the most and has ruined my life?
I hate myself too
I heat myself so I beat her up everymorning and night, it will be cool
I’m gay soooo…
I’d kill my clone.
He/she knows too much
Ok but if you end up having sex with your clone is it incest or masturbation?
I’m gay…. So no.
I would be sick of me in a day, tops.
Isnt that masturbation?
You both have standards
It doesn’t have to be the opposite sex
Nope, because “I’m not my type”
Probably not, I'm homo
Only because people could literally tell me to go fuck my self but I don’t think I could stand a second me
No bc I‘m gay
I’d wanna see if I can beat her in an arm wrestle
Ok, this question is more for single people, like, i have a girlfriend rn, but if i didn't have one, i would probably date myself, especially because My body has curves and i'm a male, so My clone would be more femenine and attractive
My only standards are
2. Alive (optional)
Wonder what it would be like for Nb ppl
If the 2 Loki’s bang… is it incest?
The real holup is always in the comments.
Oh hey it’s me
Probably, I don’t.
Nah. I’m gay
This is just the plot of Loki
I don’t think that’s a good idea. We wouldn’t get anything done. Our finances would be fucked. Also that’s probably incest.
Yes I would fall in love with them they’d be sexy as hell like me
A female version of myself would be the stuff of nightmares
This is like Loki, but I wouldn’t because I hate myself and am suicidal
You know what?? Im gonna do it
No because they would be gay. If they are my perfect clone, but just the opposite gender, then they would be attracted to the same gender as me. Making them not want to date me.
i would definitely smash myself and get smashed because i look dead af
Why not. I know what I want so it's not hard to please my female clone.
I would hate them.
As long as I can put up with my own obsession with myself
uh guys do gay people exist
If we were both me we shall have domestic fight to who gets to stay because we’re not pedos
Probably not , they would probably put me in the friend zone . Just what I need someone to encourage my drinking X 2 . Bitch !
Legends have depression, men have standars
No, I'm gay.
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