ILPT Request: My upstairs neighbor, on the 2nd floor, in my apartment complex, for whatever reason, let's his 3 dogs out to relieve themselves on his patio. Their urine drops down to my patio screen leaving an awful smell. What can I do to get back at him ?
I DO NOT want to harm the animals or any tips that entertain the idea. It's not their fault their owner won't take them out responsibly.
I would like to get back at the owner for the pain and suffering he has caused.
Edit: Thank you for all the replies and ideas.
Special thanks those trying to trick me to piss up stairs just to have it wash back down to me.