WHAT WAS THE NAME
I would have voted for Reginald
Stingy McSting Face
I suddenly need shrubbery.
Just some guys bein dudes
Starbucks dude at counter: WAIT! Where’d my baby scorpion go?!
That should be a sketch, for real
That's what "boys will be boys" DOES mean. Everyone else is wrong.
this is so cute^^
BRO I WOULD ACTUALLY GO TO STARBUCKS FOR ONCE FOR THAT, that sounds amazing
Honestly, I am in support of both of these interactions. The second one might need more context.
>The second one might need more context.
Scorpion. Name it.
This is exactly what boys will be boys does mean, it's just been twisted by the media and made out to be something nefarious
I taught preschool and many parents used "boys will be boys" to excuse their sons' behavior instead of working with us to change it. The times I can think off the top of my head: a 5 year old would not stop biting other kids, a 4 year old would climb on anything and everything (stacks of nap cots, windowsills, shelving units, etc), a 2 year old wouldn't stop masturbating in class.
My scorpion is named Hubert! 🦂
Both these interactions would be acceptable to me. Haha I'm a lady who works at a coffeeshop and I feel like my interactions range between these two vibes all day
But naming baby scorpions though, so cool
I love both scenarios! You should be happy to have such an awesome Starbucks!!!
Is it a boy scorpion or a girl scorpion? If a boy: Hank. If a girl: Jennifer.
LOL GIRLS DONT DO QUIRKY STUFF ITS NOT IN THE ESTROGENS.
YEA ITS NOT!!! IM A GIRL AND I WISH I WAS QUIRKY AND FUNNY LIKE GUYS!!!!! :::(((
What that sounds awesome.
I would name it Rhododendron. Works for either gender, but it's a poisonous flower/bush.
How do I go to a Starbucks like this? I'd be lucky to get a "have a nice day" from the people at the counter in the Starbucks near where I live.
Name the scorpion George.
Please let it be named Gareth
Heres the thing. One pf those conversations was real. The other was fishing.
At the starbucks i went to, the girls all started like this. After we got to know eachother a bit the conversation changed closer to what the guys were doing in this post.
That girl’s conversation definitely was not real. Scorpion conversation probably was real because it would be noteworthy enough to post about.
My OPINION, not fact, i think bois are the best. We make the memes, we are the fools, we laugh and cause laughter like no other 32 genders
Are you 5 years old??
Careful. They'll call you a transphobe
It is. Karens just think any talk of Scorpions is inappropriate or when they end up naming it MEGA VENOM DEATH, they need to see the school counselor.
Yeah like that actually happened
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