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Murdered By Words

r/MurderedByWords

A place for well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.

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Created on 09 Dec 2016
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Posted by u/beerbellybegone
Temporary Ban on US Politics
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Posted by u/beerbellybegone
Mod team at r/QuitYourBullshit spitting fire!
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Posted by u/Iangator
USA! USA! We're number 1... except when it comes to medical expenses
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Posted by u/LoneShark81
Worry about your own
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Posted by u/alesterakens
An official critic review on the latest scam game, Balan Wonderworld.
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Posted by u/whoanellie418
I laughed far too long about this and will probably think about it for years to come.
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Posted by u/beerbellybegone
Pick me, pick me!
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Posted by u/Jonathanwennstroem
"people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals"
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Posted by u/empireincident
Murdered by self
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Posted by u/Iangator
Elon Musk with some savagery
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Posted by u/_djs
Sam Harris and friends
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Posted by u/beerbellybegone
I'll bet they do, at least the Senior NCOs
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Posted by u/NoSalary8
alleged english teacher gets burned
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Posted by u/MrBlueAnimations
[INSERT MILDLY INTERESTING TITLE]
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Posted by u/Z-perm
hmm yes of course
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Posted by u/y0urparents
Maybe the guy wants to kill 1/3 of the world this time?
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Posted by u/Leviathan56
He used his own format against him.
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Posted by u/Head_Crash
Good thing burn care is free in Canada
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Posted by u/whacko_prophet
Flipped it on em
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Posted by u/Xenoscum_yt
5 year olds have to do child labour to afford to eat. 5 year old children
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Posted by u/beerbellybegone
I disagree, pineapple on pizza is awesome
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Posted by u/Thunder_Tie
On a Thread About Why Covid Conspiracies Persist
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Posted by u/TheBlackedRose
Saw this on r/facepalm and thought it belonged here.
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Posted by u/Hawxfan
I attempted a word murder...
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Posted by u/aehfaz3
Charlie kirk is a walking hypocritical statue...
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Posted by u/TheUrbanBot
Straight up execution.
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Posted by u/BrndyAlxndr
Hit me like a ton of bricks
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Posted by u/NinjaCheetahYT
A kid sold his Xbox and did little bit of work on the side to buy his mom a car... this comment tho
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Posted by u/Roonwogsamduff
Murdered by Space Man
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Posted by u/NuclearEnt
Anti vaxxer pretends to be educated
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Posted by u/Scaulbylausis
He’s definitely not making into Smash now
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Posted by u/LoMeinFrame
Disinheritance Clause someone left their son-in-law. Brought to you by my Trusts & Estates textbook.
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Posted by u/Metalloid_Emon
Girls have ankles too
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Posted by u/beerbellybegone
Check your sources, folks
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Posted by u/kashman643
Man down, Man down!
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Posted by u/Mirroruniversejim
Karen gets smacked down
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Posted by u/sanstheepicmemer
Clown incoming
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Posted by u/AmishElectrician108
CDC/WHO are politicians apparently...
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Posted by u/combustablegoeduck
I have never hated someone this much.
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Posted by u/sticknutzman
My COVID Nazi Vax ID Card
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Posted by u/nabkawe5
When Reddit decides to collectively burn you.
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Posted by u/rudraina
I thought it should go here as well.
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Posted by u/LandoBot_4
Unintelligent, Uneducated...
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Posted by u/pumpkinflumkin
gRoW a PAiR oR leAvE
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Posted by u/KevinnDaCube
person on top was saying that they would be disappointed by a wedding ring they didn’t like
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Posted by u/Shyrecat
Anti-Vax Logic
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Posted by u/CodeDinosaur
FBI web-assassin strikes.
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Posted by u/IOughtToBeThrownAway
Red dude murdered that nestle pr guy and then mutilated his corpse
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Posted by u/PhaedrusZenn
AmeRicA WaS nOT StArtEd by PrOtesToRS!
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Posted by u/CloudMafia9
Big oof! Not even an American and I feel the heat.
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Posted by u/SP_Craftsman
Some things don't even require facts, logic or statistics to counter
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Posted by u/flopsychops
Bloody Welsh, speaking their own language in their own country
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