"*If you die within 28 days of eating broccoli you are a broccoli death.*"
**recorded cases of broccoli deaths skyrocket**
"*Take the broccoli vaccine to make broccoli safe again*"
**stop counting broccoli deaths for the vaccinated**
"*Good news! The vaccine works!!!*"
*Give me a set of numbers and I can manipulate it to APPEAR however you want.*
Funny part: this is not because vaccine doesn't work at all, it's because PCR tests have enormous false positives. And spike protein makes it even worse! Obviously, they need to hide that "secret" 🤡🌎
Can I assume that you work with a PCR daily then?
Because I do, and false positives are actually very rare.
E: I'm sorry, did I offend some of yalls ignorant biases?
Too bad this crap will be used to brainwash people into thinking the vaccine worked
Exactly, never mind the fact that we’re at the end of the epidemic curve
Why is nobody talking about how the cases went from over 300,000 in a single day to under 100,000 immediately after Biden took office?
They are talking about it only they aren't telling you it's because they completely changed who they test and the number of PCR cycles, thry are sayinv it's because if how great Biden is.
Whatever. If it will make the cases look lower so doomers will shut up, I'm all for it.
Until they need a reason for cases to look higher, just like when they didn’t like the sitting US President who was doing well, gaining approval, and seeking re-election
Didn't the CDC already announce this about a month ago?
Doesn't matter how long ago it was. It's just one more reason to never take these frauds seriously
Found the fact check article that says it’s true but not the way you think it’s true lol. God we are fucked.
Case counts are falling off a cliff now...this will most likely backfire on them.
Besides, a "case" doesn't mean someone is actually sick...it just means the shitty PCR test threw a positive. Case count means dick at this point.
Yay so cases go down and no more lockdowns. The normies were fodder I guess
No, cases will show up only in the non jabbed so any future lockdown will be blamed on them and further vaccine mandates will be pushed as the jabbed public will be demanding it. They’re already blaming the variants on the non jabbed. And a workplace in CA is requiring everyone to wear a mask if even one person isn’t vaccinated- I’m sure this won’t be the last place doing this. They’re trying to force everyone into vaccine compliance.
Well isn’t that convenient lol
They did it to themselves.
They are in control of the data, they want the vax to work, the vax will now work.
So we should see numbers coming way way down then.
They already are.
That change was probably supposed to happen in mid November but the swamp did not anticipate just how many Americans would show up in person to cast legit votes for Trump. That made it necessary to pull the BS with fake mail-in ballots in the middle of the night and thus set the whole plan back several months. This is all so deep now with the NIH funding communist China to build a bio-weapon that miraculously "escaped" the lab in Wuhan when all other attempts to get Trump out failed. There's so much treason involved, not to mention a de facto act of war by a nuclear power, none of this will ever see the light of day. The best thing we can do is tell local businesses to tell the local county health departments to go to hell.
stop paying taxes to criminals lol
Trust the science, by changing the science because it gets in the way of political and financial goals.
Burn down the CDC.
Why don't these Breaking911 posts never seem to have links or sources to these?
Because they purposely misinterpret the source and if they link it then you can easily disprove their content. It's like watching Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, or similar. They read the headlines of stories and force their story to fit their own agenda.
CDC scumbags keep on scumming.
Annoyingly, even though the cases don't "count", they are still forcing fully vaccinated people to quarantine if they test positive.
A vaccinated person can still spread covid. The vaccine is supposed to prevent hospitalization and serious side effects. It doesn’t make the the person not contagious though.
Anybody adjusted the numbers to fit this new criteria?
So why not then also do this for unvaccinated people? And why not adjust the 2020 numbers to meet the same standard? Oh that’s right, because it would be too obvious that this was a hoax.
Doesn't that make sense tho?
We have the data on its effectiveness, and how the virus impacts people differently. So if someone gets sick but have no or hardly any symptoms... Why do we care?
To be clear here, the vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting the virus... It just gives your immune system the blueprint to fight it off and so reduce symptoms and spread. Additional, there are a ton of crona virus.... It's not like the vaccine will eradicate them all.
So again do we care if they aren't counting some guy that got the sniffles?
From counting even people who didn’t even have any symptoms, just a positive test, now they’ve said referencing **only breakthrough cases** (i.e only for the vaccinated people) they will now be ignoring cases that do not result in hospitalisation or death. Basically it guarantees that going forward we’ll see **on paper** near zero cases in vaccinated people whether there are cases or not. That means that case numbers will comprise almost 100% unvaccinated people, and if they’re not using the same new standard for them they’ll be inflating those numbers even more, relatively speaking. This will lead to the finding **on paper** that the vaccine is near 100% effective whether that’s true or not, which can bear implications for other issues as well e.g approval and mandates.
It’s also annoying because if they had done that from the beginning case numbers wouldn’t have justified a ‘pandemic’ and the reactive measures and hysteria.
Why the fuck weren't they doing that to begin with...?!
oh how convenient
Wish they used that logic on cases last year.
Spike proteins and prions....
The vaccine literally gave you both....
Enjoy...... Mad Cow Disease = Zombies
Oh God, so I'm about to sound like an anti-vaxxer, but.....
If this is how it works.
This right here.
What we've all witnessed the past almost 2 years....who's to say this isn't how it was done to any other disease we vaccinate for ? I would hear the old argument from the anti-vaxxer, "Oh, the disease was on the decline before the vaccine came around."
BUT THATS LITERALLY WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE. I'M WITNESSING IT. And the "science" is just going to roll with the "the vaccine saved us" narrative ! Mind. Blown.
This should be true of ALL 'cases', since 96% of them are not even symptomatic or 'sick' and are sent home with no treatment whatsoever.
Even out of the rest who are 'active' in some way only 0.01% go to the hospital and even less than that need the ICU, and are most likely 82 and above with pre-existing conditions (as the CDC states itself).
In Canada, they even count the names written down on contact tracing forms, which also boosts the numbers, and there is NO oversight to ensure names are not duplicated by different parties that get tested, and those who test REPEATEDLY for one reason or another.
WHat a shit show that needs to end.
Pls inform yourself and how it works. Its not about hiding, no onr said you will be immune zo covid
What in blazes are you blathering about? You just proved the point
Hi Putin-trolled morons, you know it's not true, right?
It’s almost like people who get the vaccine aren’t Getting hospitalized or dying. Crazy how that works!!
Neither are the unvaxxed unless they are 85, 100lbs overweight, and have at least 4 underlying conditions...
I'd trust the homeless guy on the street corner compared to breaking911. It's a GQP spin site for conservative nonsense. If you believe literal fake news, you probably shouldn't have an opinion on medical science.
You should judge information based on it's content rather than the source.
Isn’t the virus fake to y’all anyway lmao
can you even walk?