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Some TSA dude is laughing his ass off
For a dollar name an fbi agent.
Billy on the street...shoves a microphone in the face of a startled passerby..."Quick...name an FBI agent for a dollar."
Bert Macklin, FBI.
Damn Bill lookin good w that stache
Some people can just pull it off like that. I feel like there's no middle ground for a mustache. You either look good or you look like you're banned from school zones.
He was visited by the Federal booty inspector.
Damn it. I came here to say that!
He might be joking
A comedian? Telling jokes? Doubt it.
This subdued Billy saddens me. Look up TOPSY!
Yeah what’s with this? Seems like he went to anger management and fixed his eye. Good for him, bad for comedy.
People going through my bags without me there sketches me out, to the point I have on several occasions mailed my bag to the place I’m staying. It has gotten so expensive to check a bag one time it was cheaper to mail it then check it (it would have counted as oversized because of some of the camping stuff I was taking but still really lightweight).
Be careful sending your luggage through the mail. I hear there are a lot of panty sniffers over at the [USPSOIG.] (https://www.uspsoig.gov/investigations)
That's a patch, not a badge.
Cool story, Mr Comedian.
ya this smells like a book promo
Not public, not a freakout, not a badge
This sub is full of real public freakouts, thank you for sharing a real public freakout...
Seems pretty private
I love Billy
not public and not a freakout
Is a day and you have a cake
yah, police state.
Made of fabric?
This is a patch, and it’s not FBI. This is the FBI seal
American humor be like:
Guys, you won't believe this but I came back from my trip and when I opened my suitcase, scotched taped inside was a rabbid squirrel! Like a real rabbid squirrel foaming at the mouth and it kept scratching and biting me and OH MY GOD ITS IN THE LIVING ROOM!!! FUCK FUCK I THOUGHT I FUCKING GOT RID OF YOU... AAHHHHHH HOLY FUCKING SON OF FUCK WILL YOU FUCKING LEAVE???!! JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE!! PLEASE SOMEONE CALL THE COPS! IT'S BITING MY NUTS PLEASE!! IT HURTS SO MUCH AND THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE AHHH..
Is this some Cinnamon Toast Crunch shrimp bullshit?
Oooo he has a fan :)
This is possibly an attempt at a 'viral video' to promote that book there. How convenient it was "the only thing in there", it's just weird that if this is the case, why the fuck would you make up such a weird story to segue the book in nonchalantly?
The book came out in 2015 though so it seems a little odd to do promo for it now.
Some fbi agent looking to fuck
You really don’t think the FBI would investigate, monitor and harass a celebrity whom they consider a dissident or ‘enemy of the state’? The government purposefully puts people of interest in situations where if they go public with odd FBI(government) behavior they are seen as nuts or conspiracy theorists…..or this could be Billy dicking around. Either way, kinda fun.
Looks like a patch to me. Novelty item. He just wants attention imho.
It was all a setup for the punchline
Not an FBI badge but ok. More like irrelevant "comedian" trying to go viral.
Completely normal. If the agent wants to probe you further. /s
I can't tell what he is more pissed about the badge or the tape used to hide it
FBI fan boi gave him a funny gift..
this guy is annoying as hell. all he does is yell and scream and people think it's funny. his role on parks and rec was bad and any video where he yells at people on the street is really annoying and cringey.
I didn't like Billy's show but that is pretty fucked up. He should get an attorney and sue the fuck out of the FBI for that creepy ass shit.
Yeah, for scotch tape.
I don't believe a single word of it.
If this was a joke, it sucked!
He’s so fucking funny
This guy is such a dumbshit. All he seeks is attention. Someone get him some help.
I mean, with his profession being a comedian/actor, he'd be really silly if he didn't want attention.
Take a shot every time he says "scotch tape" .
Really dragging out the bit..
I know another guy whose underwear became a really interesting subject for special services. The story ended up with him being in the german hospital cause of poisoning.
You know some dudes are bad at come ons. 🤷♀️
It was the ghost of J Edgar Hoover asking him out on a date.
Seems like a buddy might be pulling a prank on him.
Welcome to the bureau dude
What if this is some sort of secret way of recruiting people into the FBI
I hope he's joking, not like you can't just buy these for a few bucks on amazon.
fragile bodypart inspector= fbi
If this is legit, then a fan of his got access to his bag after he packed it. It could have been a hotel employee toting it, car service driving it, airport staff searching and processing it, his travel companions watching it while he runs to the bathroom, or someone else along the way before he unpacked it. There were probably many opportunities when he did not have his eyes on it. The jokster secured the patch (not badge) with tape, bc they wanted it to stay put inside the underwear. They mean for it to appear as if his underwear were searched by the FBI, aka Federal Booty Inspectors, bc he has such a great ass. CASE CLOSED it was probably his travel companion
"My name is Craig Middlebrooks and this is my debit rewards card!!"
Pretty sure this is how an FBI agent would hit on Billy Eichner. So, that's probably what happened xD
Maybe it's some kind of contest. Billy should call the FBI and redeem it, obviously.
This is the next guy. You are Wanted by the FBI.
That's not a badge, its a patch.
I love you billy!!!!!
Calm Craig is nowhere near as funny
>is that normal?!
Yes. Perfectly normal.
Congratulations, you’re an agent now.
For a dollar, why is the FBI in my underwear?
Is this an advert for that book?
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