He's onto us. It's just 50 golden retrievers on acid with cell phones taped to them in that building.
Explain to me like you would a small child or golden retriever
Whats really funny is the last few weekends of all of them burning the midnight oil would, assumedly, raise the average business on the chart. The fact that theyre still tripling the average pleases me to chubbiness. And I'm not talking about my weight.
Do we know how responsive those metrics are to short term trends? If they're taking a median, we'd see little movement for some time
When the squeeze is squoze we should send Kenny and friends a thank you note for all the hard work he’s put into this, specially at night and weekends
- He blocked us from selling low (we’d have all have sold at 1k in January)
- He waited for 8 million people to transfer from RH to Fidelity
- He indirectly caused the improvement of the stock market with all the new regulations that are being discussed and passed
- He added a lot more fuel to the rocket
In the Hollywood movie version, Ken has been a deep cover Ape for decades, working on his own Project Mayhem. He's doing it for his Gran, who fought against the banks to keep the family business open.
One man, taking down Wall Street. Its time, for Monkey Business.
/needs a better tag line
Those guys going to age 10 years in a matter of months when this is all over. Lol stress will eat them from the inside out!
Good, it has been the longest 10 years of my life between now and December.
shredder goes TZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZT
A-10 goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
It'll be more fun when there's zero activity during normal business hours
Racecar bed go Brrrrrrrrr
I sleep in a racing car, do you?
He has to find his sleeping shorts first.
1:30 in Chicago they’re still going strong
This will never get old
I'm gonna call him. See if he needs help. Packing his bags. Or something.
If you notice the crazy volatility in the shitcoin market...all the magic happens at night. 🤷♂️
Give him a kiss on the forehead
Send in the Hershey kiss drone
If Ken starts a mukbang channel after this I would still report him.
Get some sleep Kenny, you've got a big day tomorrow.
Where are the lights!
I can guarantee our AH party is more fun than theirs.
Hahahaha this APE is a fucking CHAMPION for this bedtime report 🍌
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Got me with "Goodnight, sweet prince..."
Take your well earned upvote
Mmm. Hamlet didn’t have a great time either.
Don’t they understand that if they keep pumping woof coin I’m just gonna have more money to buy more GME?? I don’t think they’re as smart as they think they are
Ken doesn't sleep I mean have you ever seen his eyes wtf is wrong with him, that psychopath
Goodnight Kenny. I hope you have terrible dreams about losing everything you have and shit the bed. 💋
You would think it’s been busier at that time long enough that they drop the “busier than usual” and just show a blue up 😂😂
Gotta run that Stonk printer. BRRRRRRR...
Sweet prince 😂
That's a good one it cracked me up
It doesn't make any sense. Why would a majority of the staff go home and then come back, why not just stay at work?
Only the trusted minions will stay onsite. Likely to shred incriminating documents/data and try to keep Kenny out of prison.
This people sleep less than their wives when they are with their boyfriends.
one more day, we need to buy one more day....
Soon it will become 11pm - Normal business hours.
They really need to change “Busier than usual” to “Busy as usual”
Leave Kenny alone and let him work! He is staying late to get all of them tendies ready for us all! 😂
Sweet prince… WTF…let’s not get in the habit of calling him that 😆
Thought to ponder:
At what point does Google consider the midnight busyness "normal" and stop marking it as unusual? Because it's happening with some regularity lately.
Yeah they’ve been working late on the regular now 🚀
Bro…. “Good night, sweet prince” they made me actually lol… fucking love you apes😹😹😹🦍🦍🦍
Where do they go from 8-10?
Working day and night to get "one more day"
Ok bro I'll just chill over here and sleep sound in my bed, paying $0 per day to get one more day of hodling
Kenny: “Hey Janet it’s Kenny can you still do that loan for me and can I raise it up about a hundred trillion?”
Janet Yellen: Kenny who? Click! 🤣
Lmao oh I love this! “Good night sweet Prince”
You’re hilarious 😂
Keep hoovering that schneef!
He’s just waiting for the Diamanthände guy to post before he goes to bed just like me
Was on lunch and heard a radio commercial for available jobs at Citadel on WXRT. Was like, how they hiring?
What’s he doing tonight?
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