Conservatives do love fantasizing about shooting people
Kinda Reminds me of the new Daily Wire movie. Country girl learns to shoot with her dad, then one day in school some of her classmates decide to take over and shoot up the school. Since she’s a “badass conservative” this presumably 16 year old girl starts fighting back and when her dad hears the news that there is a shooting he gets his hunting rifle and literally gets into a sniper nest and gets set up near the school and her and her dad basically fight back against school shooters. [here is the trailer](https://youtu.be/T6pDKXqhUt8)
They're so murderhorny, it's not healthy
If you're murderhorny for longer than 4 hours, please contact your doctor.
A lot of active shooters tend to be conservative though so he ain’t wrong. But killing innocent people for an ideology seems like “beta male” shit to me.
Lol I live in Alabama and actually have been in the parking lot of a fair in our small town and there was a shooting at the fair 🤠
Not the first gun/lockdown scare I have experienced in this town. It’s bad because this is a small town too 💀
They still using that outdated (Greek letter)-male system? Don't they know that literally no animals have "alphas" or "betas"? Oh, they still use outdated textbooks from the 80's, that explains so much!
While using those textbooks, they become huge advocates for protecting the textbook industry so their children can't get better textbooks without huge profits margins. While they blame the schools for over spending...
My favourite moment was when the alpha cops showed up at a school shooting and waited outside while children died.
I cringe every time I see someone use the terms alpha male and beta male
I find it incredibly useful. They've just informed me and most other people not to bother conversing with them. It's one of the few phrases that effectively communicates: "'I'm pathetic and insecure. Attempting to educate me will fail."
Also, plenty of liberals own guns, they just don't need to brag about it.
Thank you, my god they even act like liberals don’t or can’t serve in the military either, I mean I never did but still. The logic is like a simpleton.
Wait until they find out Eastwood's politics lol
The Old Man and the Chair
Lmao that’s what I thought immediately, I was like “this is either a leftist meme done very well or it’s a real conservative that is completely missing the fact that it looks like Conservative Alpha Males gun people down, while Liberals desperately hide from these Psychos”
That’s what I’m thinking.. it’s either clueless or genius.
When was the last mass shooting that was stopped by a "good guy with a gun?" Versus how many of those mass shootings turned out to be "guy having a bad day plus easy access to firearms?"
There was potentially one but the good guy was a racial minority so when the cops came they shot him.
The actual fuck is wrong with these people? Why does everything have to be like GTA for them? Also wtf is with their obsession with guns?
Overcompensation for their actual sad realities
Except for the “aLpHa” conservative is probably the active shooter
Yeah, checks out.
😂 Most of the "freedom warriors" would piss their pants in a real conflict.
Breaking news: Man in suit and tie survives deadly attack by shooter that killed balding man with an empty revolver
In an active shooter situation, cops cannot tell the difference between a bad guy with a gun and a good guy with a gun
These lemons truly believe that the cops will just look at them with their AR-15 and combat gear and go “yup, seems like a good guy to me!”
I choose to believe its meant both ways
this meme really is either ape-brained or 5th dimensional post-ironic genius
I’ll give them that I understand what they were going for, but I don’t think we should totally disqualify the possibility that they were straight up threatening to murder liberals either.
This also fits into r/iamverybadass
if you unironically say alpha or beta male you’re a fucking moron
Conservatives have such a fucking cringy hero complex it’s hilarious. “If I was in a school shooting I’d kill the shooter with my bare hands and play kickball with his severed head!!” They would be the first people to call the cops and tremble in the corner. That or they *are* the shooter, usually the latter.
Let's see what [ACTUALLY](https://www.denverpost.com/2017/10/03/las-vegas-shooting-dan-bilzerian-instagram/) happens, shall we?
Oh right, they do the same thing that everyone else does.
God i fucking hate Dan Bilzerian
Wish he would stay the fuck out of my state
They talk big about swooping in and saving the day from an active shooter, but where were they in El Paso, Stoneman Douglas, Columbine, Sandy Hook, Tree of Life Synagogue, etc?
Yeah we get it you want to kill people. You don't need memes to tell us that. You made it very clear back in January.
Shortly afterward, the conservative alpha male is:
* Another one of the mass shooter's victims
* Arrested because police saw a man with a gun where a mass shooting was reported
* Guilty of manslaughter because he shot a panicking bystander by mistake
All scenarios are just as, or more likely, than the action-movie hero outcome conservatives like to imagine. Life is not Die Hard, and you are not John McClane.
Does the conservative aLpha male get bonus points if the innocent bystander he shoots is also the first black person he sees in the area?
I feel like that's the most likely person for him to shoot.
It's so hard for me to simultaneously be a beta cuck in need of a safe space, and a Marxist terrorist stealing guns and eating babies.
Imagine thinking Keenan Lowe is a beta.
Imagine thinking that the 3 JROTC Cadets that were killed helping people in the 2018 Florida shootings are betas.
Imagine thinking that the armed police hiding outside the school were alphas.
And often the case
Ah yeah, I gotta give them that. We should really be thanking everyone on the right for stopping all those mass shootings. Great job with those.
/s for as many gun crazed psychopaths there are, none of them are interested in saving lives
Politicizing mass shooting victims. Classy.
I love how conservatives idolize these fake tough guys. He played a tough guy in movies. It's not the real him
Has there ever been an instance of an active shooter being stopped by a civilian gun owner?
A lot of 30 something conservatives I grew up with love to rip on the “pussy libruhls” on social media when 15 years ago they couldn’t stick it out longer than a week on the same football field or wrestling mat that I sweat and bled on for years.
They act so tough, but I remember how much they would cry, whine, and complain after getting their dicks knocked in the dirt. Like bro we got pads on this shit doesn’t hurt.
Every time I read something right “Alpha this” “Beta that” I immediately think that the person who made that meme or comment is a fat neckbeard typing it in his computer down on his mom’s basement.
This is so crass. So many young children have lost their lives to this. I can’t even imagine being a parent or relative and seeing that. What in the Hell. How does it feel to have sold your hollow worthless soul, ya scum?
Cover is great against guns tbh. I wouldn't want to get shot.
Wouldn’t the smart decision be to hide from the gunman.. like they really think they live in an action movie. Fucking delusional s
They imagine they’re some heroes in an action movie. It’s rather sad
Active shooter situations are usually not something the average person can experience and know exactly how to handle it. This isn’t a fucking video game but these gun fetishists think they’re just gonna turn into Mr Hero McBadass like it’s nothing.
holy fuck i love it when Yankee conservatives are trying to sound like heroes but really sound like terrorists.
Idk if it’s just me... but If you have to call yourself an alpha male, kinda feels like you probably aren’t that. It’s like people who need to emphasize how smart they think they are, for some reason it makes me question it.
Your interpretation also makes more sense considering the political leanings of many shooters
There once was a conservative named Fife. He carried a gun and a knife. The gun was all dusty and the knife was all rusty because he never caught a crook in his life.
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