Ok well I would've thought this was funny
Hey so how's your dad? I heard that he just got booted out of a JC Pennies for grabbing people's masks and trying them on?
I would have doubled down.
"Seriously, after 10 years you'd think I'd know if I had the wrong person.."
But sounds like it was a lost cause anyways.
Points for style
Yeah if he had responded to the second message with "oh yeah you're right! Lol" or something I would have pushed further but this dude is a waste of time.
Haha well thank you!
Update: guy really is no fun at all
WOAH this guy is allergic to having a good time
His mom probably *wishes* she was dead with a boring son like that
This could have been an awesome conversation only to be ruined by him himself.
Some people just can't accept the love they deserve </3
This is hilarious. You're a riot OP
Well thank you!
It's always the ones that have specific directions in their bios that never know how to play along.
Because they saw it on here and can't improvise.
I spotted a profile that was the laziest, most boring piece of work, "I like doing fun things \[LITERAL QUOTE\], spending time with friends and watching TV".
I contacted them (mostly for jokes) and said that we would get on great, because I too enjoyed FUN and time with people I liked!
She replied, chewing me out for "being so lazy" and warning me that "on this site, girls don't like these generic copy/paste intros" and to try not to be "so bland", then blocked.
I chuckled and sighed. I had some fun later to cheer myself up.
She's projecting so much.
How's your mom op? Haven't seen her since the last time I pegged her
YOU DID WHAT?!? She died after I was born!!!!
Either you're my dad or.....
He probably forgot what his own bio said.
She kinda brought that up and he doubled down on being an idiot. OP put a second screenshot in the thread
He probably just thinks he's too old to believe in Easter Bunnies or women who start conversations with anything other than "👋".
Haha good one! He truly missed out
"Mom's definitely slowing down, she has trouble walking these days. Little bro has suddenly become big bro...he's 6'3 now, and headed to college this year" was the right response
A surprising number of people seem to have no idea what you’re talking about when you open with a direct reference to their profile text.
According to this thread, apparently a lot of people copy/paste bios from online and either don’t read them or don’t remember them.
Seems like kind of a lame ass.
Yeesh, the mans dry af.
Just send pictures of your feet. That always gets a response from me
Oh that’s awesome, can I get a picture of your feet so that I can use it as my next conversation starter. Many thanks!
He clearly is the wrong person though. For everyone !
I haven't seen you since the incident, how are you holding up these days?
The incident? You drove your car into my living room, hitting me as well! I spent 3 years in the hospital because of that!
That’s the thing about copying and pasting bios from online, they themselves have no idea what they wrote
Man would’ve been so terrible going out with him even if it worked out some way lol
I swear it’s like some people auto generate their tinder profiles and then treat the people they swiped right on like a nuisance when they message. What are you even doing on there
Avoiding “getting to know questions” and say no lies / wrong guesses / whatever we call it is impossible. Some (not all) poeple dont even know what they have in bio or what it means or they dont really mean it - it can just sounds so interesting / romantic / mysterious / crazy / cheeky … to them but they cant handle it.
Example: only deep meaningfull convers but when you write - how you think communities changed over last 100 years with strong urbanization and internet as big game changers? - and they be like lol i dunno thats so weird - and would not respond anymore.
So whatever, you were good, just forget it.
Oh gosh sorry for rant I didnt see it coming 😂
OP, you have Internet Comment Etiquette energy and I think I love you for that
Well I've never had a post blow up before so I'm just trying to keep up! And I love you too 😘
I would have love if you would have gone the route. “You may not remember me but 10 years ago we met. I wasn’t going to say anything but jimmy is getting to the age where we would like to met his father.”
Saying I don’t know you after requesting an opening I told you to make is absolutely a joke I would make, and then we’re talking.
But this dude was serious lol.
Well, his loss, nice sense of humor XD
“You were looking for someone clever. You’ve got the wrong person”
This is awesome 👏🏻
Lol, I don’t think he knows what he wants
I think you may have found the equivalent of male Karen. MaRen?
Cross reference to /facepalm.
You still wanna catch up like the old days?
You gotta admit though, with how serious he is, this is actually fucking hilarious. How much you wanna bet he sees this post and switches up if he still could?
I sometimes have openers come in and I'm super confused until I go back and read the joke I put in my bio that I'd forgotten.
I would’ve loved that. No girl has ever come up with an original opener towards me.
Never imagine your future with someone other than yourself
Love it... totally my style of texting. Usually leads to instant unmatches but sometimes it works :)
Lol what a dud. “Somehow I forgot you were such a douche”
I love the premise of this. How's he not get this all the time?
How does one set that in their bio and completely fail it in execution? You're message was a 10/10 opener in this situation.
What a moron
I think this is clever, would have gotten a message back from me.
If someone said this to my I would just join in with the convo. And hopefully I will get friends that way
That standard was for you... not them. C’mon, you’ve done online dating by now...
Gosh! You made me laugh! Thank you for this! :D
He was hoping you’d pretend you two were married. Would’ve been thrown off by any other scenario. Not the sharpest tool in the shed
He's what we call a *dolt*
Edit: Corrected the gender
They responded wrong.
Dude's an idiot. Must of stolen the line. Creators remember their jokes.
I think he was going for more of a " Hey whats up Derek how's life "
White text in yellow box. Ouch, my eyes!
Jesus Christ, the UI designer could have designed the app better!
You are clearly in another league, tell this guy to GTFO.
Lol guess he forgot his own bio 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Oh god this is hilarious
This joke lands perfectly... guys dumb.
Ah yes the classic "copy and paste bio because I have no personality"
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