Narrator: he was indeed, a cuck
In Morgan Freeman's voice.
What a cuck.
Why do they always, always look like that.
Is this real or just really good satire? If it’s real then all I can say is “cuck” isn’t a slur, it’s the actual word for it. A statement of fact.
Had me going until he got to the part about sleeping on the sofa a few nights a week.
This is what people look like when they refer to their watch as “batgirl” or “Starbucks” to strangers on the internet.
"batgirl" "batman" "hulk" WTF they all sound like a toy watch a 7 year old would wear
Wait, so he sleeps on the couch while his girl gets *treatment* by another guy in the bedroom without bothering?
Anything for the royal oak
Cringe so bad
Hey b, y'cuck
Talmbout chickens, b? Like at Underwood Family Farms?
What a cuck
This is satire right? ITS SATIRE RIGHT???
This can’t be real
TLDR: you can’t call me cuck, but let me proceed with you telling you I am certainly a cuck
please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire
Ding ding ding. It’s satire.
This is so pathetic. Surely this isn't real?
This is why our society is doomed.
So you’re a cuck?
He forgot the /s
Sleeping on the couch is awesome though because my giant TV is out there and I can call asleep to Car SOS or Gaurdians of the Galaxy instead of staring at the bedroom ceiling. You don't have to be a cuck to do that though. Someone should tell him. Oh wait...he's a joker!
This dude is the ultimate troll. There is no way this is serious.
It is very, very serious. Many hundreds of families are suffering because of ADs interfering in family matters.
world’s manliest British male
I **"choose"** He still has girlfriend, that's a step up from being an incel or stuck in the friendzone.
EDIT : **This man has no dick.** - *Peter Venkman*
There could be an argument that the friendzone is better than being a cuck. In both situations the object of affection gets with other people but only in the cuck situation are you being embarrassed/dissed.
real talk: “cuck” is a word that wasn’t invented by the alt right, but they sure as shit made it theirs. i try to avoid using /pol/ memes when possible. might as well throw on a fedora and get pepe the frog tattooed on your ass while you’re at it. maybe get yourself a ticki torch so you can read the turner diaries in the hole you live in
Allow me to retort: cuck is just another word for “Rolex owner”
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The word 'Cuck' was litterally made to describe this man
Although i'm hoping this was actually a joke
I hope you have a good set of ear plugs when she has someone over.
Sounds exactly like something a cuck would say. Hey, at least he was allowed to be placed on the waiting list.
More power too you homie, you get that steel sports diver!
I'm so sad now
To be fair Ben Shapiro can't get his wife wet because he can't spit that high
Sleep on the sofa a few days a week... Is she fucking dudes in his bed?
Catch but a wink on the sofa a few days a week. Is the lady fucking dudes in his sleep chamber?
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