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If I don’t eat, you don’t either.
No shhit, u ll get hit.
- cat probably.
A draw always tastes better than a defeat
Only one of them is prepared to eat off of the floor!
You should've made airplane sounds..
Got shot down, no dog fighting allowed lol
I still can’t get over this. I am stuck watching this on a loop. Send help
Same, after 10 watches I now noticed he caught some on his paw very briefly before it fell
That look at the end "I totally deserved that".
Cracked me up. Definitely a “Yeah nope. Why did I think anything else was gonna happen. Yeah that’s on me.”
Fuck you, stop playing games with me.
username checks out
Don’t fuck with cats.
Don't fuck cats.
r/watchpeopledieinside
Came here for this.
Cat - 1, Human - 0
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Now no one gets it Tom, are you fucking proud of yourself?!
He said “Fuck yo rice bitch!”
He’s hot.
Pretty sure this is the same hot guy from the video where he drives with his cat.
This ignorant slave got what he deserved for attempting to mock the royalty.
He’s lucky he didn’t try that shit with my Queen Bitch cat. Fluffy would have waited for the fork to go in and then smacked the food right out of his mouth.
She uses blood as a teaching tool...
Cats are such loveable jerks
"Fuck you, human."
This is what you get for being a pussycat
I think he actually has to be smart to outsmart the cat
Coulda been worse. *What did the five claws say to the face?*
“bitch, you thought you were funny, didn’t you” the cat probably
Cat never miss a chance to smack something
In no way is that "outsmarting" the cat. Even if the cat didnt hit it. Thats more like teasing the cat
That’s what he gets!
Not in my house he he he
It's a lesson you usually only need to learn once. Never tease or try and fool a cat. They hold grudges
He forgot that cats have cat like reflexes.
probably also needs a reminder that people die when they are killed.
Bitch, that's not your food, that's the floor's food
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Just making sure gravity still works
Fuckin cats man.. lmao
Dikembe would be proud
That cat looked pissed off from the get go.
That bite was poison, stanley. You should be thanking dwight
“Get that shi? Outta here Brad , I told you about playing with me..... “ (in my deep gangster cat voice lol)
Plot twist : the food was actually poisoned and the cat was able to smell the poison through a quick sniff and a thorough bare eye scan ! So basically the cat actually saved that guy. Cats are often misunderstood...
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
r/catsareassholes
If I'm not getting the food, no one's getting the food
“Gimme that shit”.
The best part about being a cat... whatever you touch is yours. - Garfield
Cats dig around in litter
Man : Kitty not for you.. Cat : then not even for you too..
"Get that shit out of here Greg!"
You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!
That's a wry smile of a man realizing he should have been smarter then that lol
Cat: fuck you then
Totally deserved that!
I'm the cat in this relationship, and I'm not havin' it!
As cat people, we've all been there one way or another.
Cats are fuckin jerks
To be fair, he acted like giving the cat some food and then he didn’t. That is a little mean.
Sweet little black fluff 😂
use it to mop up the mess, little shit
That is what we call instant karma..
r/WinStupidPrizes
He and the cat have an instagram handle[evatheninjacat ](https://instagram.com/evatheninjacat?igshid=1jmmj8gcyotef) Guy tries to eat cat wins all the time:)
I can't understand why some people don't like cats! I've always had a cat for all my 60 years. They are the best.
Haha I love this!
Plot twist it was poisoned
Give me that, you little shit
That was cathartic
Been trying to outsmart my cat for yeeeeaaars.
u/savevideo
Cats are so petty. I love it
u/savevideo
is he eating rice with a fork?
Btw who eats rice with a fork
Me. About everyone I know. Chopsticks are not really used in sweden. Think they are "rare" in europe in general. You can get them if you want in asian restaurant but I don't think I have ever eaten at a restaurant here where they were default. Maybe sushi restaurants. :P
Or do you always eat rice with a spoon? That's a bit odd....
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Cats are just vicious
Humans are vicious. Cat just wants to eat.
You deserved that.
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r/holup
r/tonybaker
It's amazing how the whole atmosphere screams Brazil
That’s a familiar look of a cat lovers face
It will launch with Nintendo’s next album...)
My asshole cat will absolutely do this god I love that little fucker
Pussy _whipped_
Pussy pops too. Like I’m done”
r/CatSlaps
Bro that cat is jacked
10/10 camera person
Wow just like my cat.. ...
GET OVA HERE...
Cats are tight
r/watchpeopledieinside
If you find y
This is peak Cat right here
"I did it for me..
So it will be opened
Yo, is this [Milano the duelist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBfSG-to3tA)?
are you that guy who makes vegan food on youtube?
That cat is definitely tired of his shit.
Now its cat food. Except the cat will probably just sniff at it, try to lick it up 6 inches away from where the food actually is, lose interest once it realizes it can't pinpoint the location of the food, then give up and move on leaving the guy to clean it up.
That was some Shaquille O'Neal Car Insurance Shot Blockin' there!
are you that guy who makes vegan food on youtube?
r/animalsbeingjerks
It is not hard to be smarter than a cat. Being bigger asshole, that's a challenge.
Fuck yo food.
This is why I love cats
u/savevideo
Too fast 4 you
"Fuck you, Greg, I'm not fucking around with you or your food anymore!"
u/savevideo
'Fuck your food" - Cat