Can this be the new standard response??
"I'm sorry, I'm married."
“I’m sorry, I’m happily married”
I cant imagine a better message, good job!
It was good enough to make her block me! Lol
I'm loving this trend of emoji riddled replies to these scum bags.
Snarky as fuck. 💯
“Look, if you want to have any hope of salvaging this friendship, you’re going to need to come meet my husband’s and my mentor. They retired at 30 and would be willing to share their story with you. Maybe then we can be friends.”
Or better yet... tell them you’d like to host a party for them and when they show up it is an MLM intervention.
Oh Myyyyy! Take my money 💰💰 😂😂😂😂
>Sender...But more than anything I love to get to know people and have actual relationships!
>Recipient: I'm sorry \[Redacted\] I'm married
Fuckin' phenomenal. Good on you, OP, for using plausible deniability to fuck with her.
This is the best I've seen hahaha
My favourite one is where hun wanted to sell OP some pills or vitamins and OP said that this is very suspicious and she is going to call FBI.
Alexa play Hero by Mariah Carey
Been joined to this subreddit for a while now and this is, by far, my favorite response. Well done OP.
Thanks Nutzhurt 😌
That’s gold, Jerry!
She blocked me 😂
I like how after you mention the MLM she replies with that she's with beach body..
Yeah she knows what's she's up to!
The only thing that would make this better is if you offered to sell her Beachbody.
So unexpected this is perfect 🤣
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Title of post: I saw from her pictures she was MLM when she sent me a friend request, couldn't resist!
>Recipient: Hi do I know you? LOL.
>Sender: Hi! I just saw we had mutual friends! And I liked your page! I am originally from [*Redacted*] area we just moved to southern [*Redacted*] last summer 🙌 you can totally creep my page if you want 😂🙈😍.
>Recipient: LOL omg 😆 we do have so many mutuals! We can totally spill the 🍵 sis! I'm so glad you aren't one of those annoying MLM creeps who add people just to sell toxic MLM grind culture. It's so sad 😞. Anyways glad to make a new friend today! ☀️😻👯♀️
>Sender: I'm so sorry you have had that happen to you!
I am a coach with beach body. But more than anything I love to get to know people and have actual relationships!
>Recipient: I'm sorry [*Redacted*] I'm married
>Sender: I'm sorry?
>Recipient: You should be, my husband is pissed now 😡.
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Lmao saving this to read when I’m down 🥲
I’m saving the comments to read when I’m down everyone made me feel super witty lol
I can feel the hun getting whiplash
Love how you just said something about not liking MLMs, and the next response was litterly saying she's in an MLM, without saying she's in an MLM
This is gold
OMG!!! I wish I would’ve seen this two days ago! Some beach body hun sent me a friend request. We have a shit ton of mutual friends, but I don’t actually know her. I just denied her.
Don't tell your husband or my boyfriend, but I love you. (In a totally platonic way, of course)
Don't tell your male partner, but damn OP you're good at that Anti-Hun dirty talk, that's my kink
This is fantastic
I don't get the "I'm married" bit. Am I just dense?
I’m assuming it’s cause Amy said she wants to get to know people and have actual relationships.
Omg this is such a good troll. Nicely done OP
Im dying, this is so funny
This was a great read, five stars! I’d love to see what she says next
Bahahahah this killed me.
This literally made me lol. Legit out loud.
Lol this is funny
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Any updates to the conversation before she inevitably blocks you yet?
She blocked me immediately after the last message
perfect response, threw her for a loop!!!
🤣 that's hilarious...
Hahahah!! This is amazing
This is *chef’s kiss* magnificent!
You are a genius!!
I though beach body was the workout video company, like p90X and stuff?
I'm dead. This is hilarious.
You ste are the gift that keeps on giving 🤣
This was perfect. What an emotional roller coaster she probably had.
That is fucking hilarious, kudos!
Good stuff 😂
I think the issue is that most people involved in pyramid schemes aren’t even familiar with the term “MLM” so it doesn’t hit as well as it should.
This is so perfect
this is gold
The last line killed me
Doing the lord’s work.
In the words of my 2 year old niece, ‘more?’
Please tell me this exchange didn’t end here 😂😂
Baaaahahaha! This is classic. You're someone I'd be friends with, irl. And no, I'm not trying to sell you anything. Lol.
“I’m really sorry but FUCK YOU”
Bwahahaha! Best response ever! MLMers are so invasive.
Has anyone once, in the history of FB or instagram, looked at someones page and thought: "I like this page"?
Is BeachBody now an MLM? I still have the original DVD for insanity and T25 somewhere in my storage shed 😂🤣
Yes, yes it is. I lost a best friend to it...damn shakeology. I gently asked her to stop trying to solve all my problems with telling me to workout and sell me stuff. She had become a "coach". She got really offended and things were never the same.
Omg this is magnificent. Did she say anything else after this?
You uh forgot to cover up the last profile picture thingy from them
Haha I know I realized it when it was too late
This is all just awesome and hilarious.
Literally peeing the bed , this is the funniest thing I’ve read.... ahh thanks for the laughs
Me: me haz grammar
Da fuk? Go to the bathroom
This is brilliant 😂😂😂
This made me snort
Omg you are my hero.
The small profile pic on the bottom right shows up when the other person has read the message you sent
No idea why everyone thinks this is so funny. Must be an American thing
No I’m British and this is hilarious. Must be that you don’t have a good sense of humour eh?
this sub is lame as fuck if this is what its about. you went out of your way to shit on her and she didnt even talk to you in the first place. if people hate how mlm huns treat others how is this any better?
Do you comment this on every other post you don't like or just this one?
Lmao ppl over the age of 30 struggggggle with emoji fluency
Why do people end a normal sentence with "lol"? Are you really laughing out loud after asking a perfectly normal question? lol
i have social anxiety lol
Multi Level Marketing (MLM) schemes are a drain on our society. Its participants either build the pyramid taller, or get squashed by it.