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I love this comment because of how it resonates with a really widely unknown truth: raccoons DO treat fruits and nuts like currency within their communities. A raccoon who wants to live in an already inhabited area might show up with an assortment of berries and nuts as an initial offering.
They not only bring these offerings but they will arrange them on the ground near communal access points in decorative ways that have a shocking amount of planning and symmetry in their designs and sometimes even hints of Fibonacci spirals. Behind humans, raccoons are the most visual-special driven animals, beating even chimpanzees and orangutans.
They’re so good at pattern recognition and finding things that don’t belong they’re widely used by many world governments as security forces. Their built in mask coloring helps keep their identities secret so there aren’t many interviews or first hand accounts to be found, but you’d better believe if a VIP or a world leader is passing through tomorrow, there will be thousands of raccoons air dropped in with little parachutes before hand to inspect the area for anything that could pose a threat. Taylor Swift is famous for having popularized the practice of bringing a detail of well dressed raccoons to precede her every movement in high traffic areas.
If only his wild cousins could see him, he’d never hear the end of it
"'Oh, I'm a gentleman now, look at my tie and my munchies', YOU GONE ALL FANCY AND CRAP, NORBERT!"
This is what I look like late at night when I’m high.
Do you feed your mouth only from the side, too?
MF looks like a kind, jovial forest spirit from some anime
You haven't appreciated life until you've watched a blonde raccoon with a tie bib eat cherries
His ^tiny ^^feets ^^^!!!
Those ^lil’ ^^^grabbies ^!!!
I love the way he munches on his food ... it looks like it is making a happy dance 😁
Meeko from Pocahontas irl!
Came here to say this exactly!!
I could watch this for HOURS!!!
Found longer version +sound!
I think raccoons are cute
I take it you've never had a pack of them literally screaming at you, beady eyes reflecting eerily in the pitch black of your backyard before
Does anyone else think of Hedonismbot from Futurama?
Everywhere i looked i saw piles of bodies... And then the explosion happened
I love how he's already reaching for the next before he's finished with the one in his mouth. Looks like me in a movie theatre.
Lil bro is just swallowing cherry seeds like a champ
They might be pitted.
Why this raccon is in this colour
It’s a type of somewhat uncommon pigment mutation. It’s not a true albino but is deficient in melanin. [Here is another such raccoon](https://youtu.be/_mqIsidU0K4).
Bring me Solo and the wookie
him tapping the bowl to find more is totally something I do when im watching tv
He’s left handed. Is that a thing
A lengthy and in depth search on google tells me they're ambidextrous and capable of unleashing a whirlwind of unholy terror with both paws equally.
It's more adorable when you know they look up while eating grapes so the juice doesnt dribble down their chin.
Is it weird that he’s left handed?
Hahah I don’t think homie needs a bib
He absolutely needs the bib
“This ones my fav. Ope! This one is better. Ope! No, this one is the one”
Your Midwest is showing.
Are those ... cherries with big pits in them? WHERE DO THE PITS GO??
Somebody in the comments linked the full YouTube video and there they showed that the owner had removed the pits.
He’s obviously left handed!
I never have felt more like a animal than right now
Rocket! What has become of you!
I have so many questions
This is @uni_raccoon off of Instagram if anyone wanted to see more (:
I love the way raccoons pick up food without looking at it
For some reason raccoon hands freak me out. Although the cuteness of this guy makes it less scary.
Me during the pandemic
He’s so fashionable!
Him not looking while reaching into the bowl made me chuckle. We’ve all done this at one point
i think i could watch an hour of this
Is that a raccoon?
Corporate casual attire. Power move.
He's very left handed isn't he?
He is so fuckin adorable give me him now
Less messy than my toddler.
Feed that motherfucker some grapes like the Greek god he is
this is a weird cat.
Golden trash panda!! We are not worthy!!
That's a weird looking cat.
Livin the life
Where is the sound when we need it !!!
Thanks to u/BiggsIDarklighter
I mistake him for a Very Fat catto at first ! 😆 🤣
Look the garbage panda has moved up in this world.
Moving on, up to the sky!!
From now on...this is how I will enjoy my food
I did not know raccoons had opposable thumbs.
I dont even know what animal this is (looks like a mocha raccoon lol) but he's adorable!
It’s a blonde raccoon :)
Why is he blonde
Are those cherries or olives...?
Look like cherries to me.
This was oddly satisfying to watch.
I have watched this video way too long now...
I'm gonna need that guys fruit...
Omg that little tie
Like a King should
Well that’s just too cute
Shiny trash panda
I thought this was a painting for a second
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