Roosters can be real savages. I was clawed by one once, wasn't that bad but they really are dinosaurs.
They are absolutely fearless too
Nice to see such a brave delivery man. Glad he wasn't chicken.
Considering he's probably paid such a poultry wage.
In all fairness.. being chased by a rooster is utterly terrifying
I’ve been spurred. I still have scars.
That asshole didn’t live another 5 minutes though. My grandfather offed him immediately when I came in crying.
Chicken noodle soup that night!
The scream/laugh gets me. XD
Turned on sound because of this comment and it did not disappoint
My delivery drivers from the big 3 are amazing and awesome. I have an asshole Great Dane and he hides when he sees them get out of the truck. When they get to the door, he jumps up on the side light and scares the crap out of them with his mad dog act. One of them told my husband that he has a cat on his route who does the same thing. Delivery drivers are the real heroes!
Great Danes love to be assholes about guests in my experience, but there’s so much of them to love that I can’t even be mad
Fucking roosters can kick ass.
Seriously. Never run away from the rooster if you don't want to get chased down and clawed.
I was once chased by a rooster at a friend's farm. Everyone thought it was hilarious, but it scared the crap out of me. A year later, when I was visiting again, they said they had to get rid of the rooster because it attacked someone and tore her legs up. They have spurs. It's no joke.
That's how you get your shit just thrown in the yard.
Or how you get your rooster punted
I did some delivery jobs in the past and my least favorite was while some giant dog at the door is staring growling very loud and the owners always claim that they are never like this. They are today pal.
Eh. Anecdote: my dog is an 85lb baby. He loves nearly every human he's ever interacted with. That said, he has barrier issues with new people, but as soon as they talk to him, he calms down. All current regulars talk to him as they approach and he loves them from afar.
There are 4 times he's ever shown true "fuck you" aggression, all have been people coming to the door that put off some really shitty vibes from the start. The latest was actually Friday when some 20 something guy knocked on the door claiming to be selling solar. My dog lost his fucking mind and was pushing my buddies mom away from the metal screen door while trying to rip through it to get to this guy.
She texted me to let me know and asked me to watch the cameras. Turns out he was across the street casing the neighbors house. He tested the gate and checked their front window before coming to our house.
Now, all that certainly wasn't to imply you are a shady person, but a lot of animals know when something is off, even if it's "I am sick of your noisy shit today."
Edit: changed a word.
I mean....how about we not have animals that attack innocent people doing their jobs? lol
The guy is right...it's not cool lol if that thing started shredding someon up and they destroy it it that's not fair to the rooster, that's on you as the owner.
I'm a big animal lover. But if this happened more than twice you better believe you're picking up all your fucking packages from the PO.
They're very lucky the guy didn't throw the packages from a few meter away. I wouldn't accept this, just like I wouldn't accept a lose dog.
Does the rooster understand the hands up? I have heard of making yourself big if you stumble upon a bear...but a rooster????
I dunno. Big is big, so I think it would be universal. Geese do something similar when they want to intimidate I believe.
My almost 93 year old grandma still has a long, deep scar on her arm from when a rooster attacked her as a child. He was right to be cautious. Those things are vicious. My grandma also told me that when it was time, her mother let her cut the rooster’s head off and it was a very satisfying meal.
My grandma took no shit from roosters. She had a stick wrapped in barbwire she'd carry from the house to the car.
(and I’m trying to figure out how this at all fits into this sub Reddit)
Rooster spurs can cause a lot of damage—-
I’ve been attacked by a rooster more than once, those spurs are fierce.
A jerk to be filming and laughing, Delivery guy is doing his job in a pandemic and not being paid a lot to do it either.
Why make his job hard.
It's a security camera, the laughter/scream at the end is the delivery guy.
Personally, I feel bad for the UPS guy. Why not corral your rooster in a run if you know you’re due a package delivery? This just seems a little...mean.
Roosters are assholes
Veloci rooster strikes again
He’s got his hands up like the rooster’s the cops hahahaha
Porch Pirates are gonna have bad time ripping off this house.
His laugh at the end cracked me up
That's hilarious. My friend had a "guard turkey" on her farm, that thing was viscous. The only thing worse would be a Canada goose or possibly a swan. Very territorial.
When there was nothing happening at the end of the video, I was expecting to see the truck pull off with the rooster still chasing it. XD
Everyone gangsta till chicken little come out
Sure they’re laughing, but if I were their delivery guy, they wouldn’t get their packages on the porch. Roosters terrify me. I’d be tossing those packages from the truck.
Honestly, this isn't "awwww" to me at all. Roosters have spurs, yall. They can mess someone up pretty badly and jeez...if I am that delivery driver I am kicking that damn rooster like a soccer ball.
"I've been trained to peck until the threat has ended"
I have watched this video ten times already lmao
I really wanted to see that roaster come strutting back into view at the end like “Yeah, I told him. ...And don’t you come back!”
i think his mistake at the end there was turning and running. he should have just backed away slowly while making himself big. but then the video would have been more boring
"**It's vision is based on movement**"
He deserves a tip for putting his life at risk .
What a chicken.
love how he says: Not cool.
Damn, he broke protocol. You aren't supposed to run.
One of my worst memories as a child. Babysitter had chickens and a rooster that would terrorize me and chase me just like this... I learned not to wear red.💌
Hands up don't peck
I hope that rooster-owner gave that man something nice for the trouble 😂😂😂
Is yeating allowed?
At least dogs usually have a reason that they do the things. Chickens just hate because they do.
I don't like to do it but one kick is all it takes.
Mans said not cool
Pen up the rooster or don't order things to be delivered. No delivery person just trying to do his job should have to face being attacked.
The he about this is r/aww?
Roosters freak me out.
Delivery guy, total cool dude.
I don't know, seemed pretty cool to me.
When I had chickens I had a beautiful rooster we called “Big Brad” who adored me, and even still he would try and come at me sometimes. Usually we were pretty cool, but if I had flip flops on the fucker would go for my toes. Once they reach full maturity they just do not have an ounce of fear in them. This video made me miss that beautiful asshole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To fuck up a delivery man’s day.
Crying laughing. Oh I needed this. I hope the driver knows the good he’s done with that squeal at the end.
And Fred, keep up the good work, have mom and dad order you some more stuff and make sure they post more vid of our new favorite delivery driver.
My grandmother had a pet rooster till one day he pecked her leg. She reached down grabbed his neck and snap... Chicken dinner. If you let them peck you you are lower in the pecking order.
He was raising his hands to appear more bigger and dominant towards the chicken, similar to how peacocks spread their big tail thing as a defensive tactic
And he leaves the packages just by the front door... Serves him right.
This is Fred, Fred kills.
Nothing like watching a grown man screaming and running from a rooster! Totally made my Monday 🤣🤣
Freddie Krueger the guard rootser.
IN USPS language we call this a 3849 house. Sorry you don't have that option.
Hands up? Did the rooster have a pistol aimed at him?
H M R ( heavy mounted rooster duh) MOUNTED AND LOADED
Never turn your back on them. Never show fear. Do not run. He's clucking to get you.
This is so funny
Clever ~~girl~~ boy!
so, basically chicken crossed the road to guard this house
I had a rooster like this, it wasn't a guard rooster so much as a "blind aggression towards every living thing" rooster
Dudes a bro to the Rooster in the end too and let's him run him off. My old job had a lot of door to door going on and I used to let a Daschund run me out when it was a pup. When it got older it was all about the belly rubs when I got there, but as soon as I started to leave it knew it was on and would start bouncing and barking to chase me off. Used to strut like a boss afterward too.
That scream/laugh as he runs away
not sure how many of you watch Cricket ,the delivery man looked like famous cricketer -Glen Maxwell from Australia
Bet I could kick that rooster over them mountains.
I love how he puts his hands up to surrender like the rooster gives a fuck
I do not blame that man haha! Is that your rooster?
Some NSFW gore moments edited out of that video.
And I for one am glad they did. \*shudder* ^^^\(the ^^^humanity!\)
This guy is awesome!
As someone who has been chased by farm animals, and several of earth's hissing fowl, I have yet to add a rooster to the list of attackers. I'm aware they can be vicious little bastards, but I still think it would be entertaining to be chased by one.
We used to have one just like that growing up!! He never let anyone get near out house, it was the best guard rooster but he passed because a falcon injured it one day.
At the end .. does he say I'm bout to go cry a lil bit 🤣
Haha, seen this so many times with my old rooster. He was ruthless. We used to tell guests to just kick him if he gave them trouble. I had to escort my mom to her car once.
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