This is probably the thing that is simultaneously the sweetest and most terrifying things about cows; they can love you, but like big dogs they may not realize that they are 5-10× your weight when they rush for attention. There have been many cases of broken limbs, hands, feet, fingers and toes because an excited cow did not realize their size.
I had a longhorn bull who loved me(probably because I always fed him apples as passage through his field), and more than once I had to scramble up a tree because he was a little too excited to see me.
Cows have a great sense of humor, love to play and are super curious. They also love scratches and nummy food. My two girls never had to be herded. They came when I called. Always heard the theme song to Bonanza as they came running....
Except not. I lived/worked in a dairy farm as a kid. Cows are equal to fish in terms of intelligence. They are only motivated by 2 things. Fear and need. There is nothing anthropomorphous about them. You could try for a year or years to teach a cow a single thing/trick and your effort would be wasted. Cows are dumb as a fucking rock meat bags.
Is it just me or is that Boris Johnson?
The UK is being lead by a cow?
This is probably the thing that is simultaneously the sweetest and most terrifying things about cows; they can love you, but like big dogs they may not realize that they are 5-10× your weight when they rush for attention. There have been many cases of broken limbs, hands, feet, fingers and toes because an excited cow did not realize their size. I had a longhorn bull who loved me(probably because I always fed him apples as passage through his field), and more than once I had to scramble up a tree because he was a little too excited to see me.
Consider for a moment how strong a cow must be to be able to throw its body weight around as easily as the cow in this clip.
Appa?
Yip yip
Cows have a great sense of humor, love to play and are super curious. They also love scratches and nummy food. My two girls never had to be herded. They came when I called. Always heard the theme song to Bonanza as they came running....
So sweet! what were their names?
Wolly coo!
you hug that cow! immediately if not sooner!
r/PetTheDamnCow
Cows are much more gentle! I've never seen a fluffy one up close but the regular ones are nice to pet too. Surprisingly, they like to cuddle too.
Looks to be a Scottish Highland. They're so adorable and fluffy!
Like horses, they must get awfully bored carefully tucked away in stalls most of the time. Being herd animals and all.
For a moment it looked like it was gonna charge at the camera
Highland cattle are awesome
OMG!!! I want fluffy cow!
It's basically a dogo.
Except not. I lived/worked in a dairy farm as a kid. Cows are equal to fish in terms of intelligence. They are only motivated by 2 things. Fear and need. There is nothing anthropomorphous about them. You could try for a year or years to teach a cow a single thing/trick and your effort would be wasted. Cows are dumb as a fucking rock meat bags.
I love her.
Are those blueberries?
Omg. How fluffing sweet.
My friend calls these “emo cows.”
it's cute and all, but damn if a cow did that close to me i would crap myself
A heeland coo
It is a Highland cattle
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BIG FLOOF! :D
r/slammywhammies
What a cutie!!
Cow? Or really big goat?
Don’t’cha mean their “cowtaker”?
Cow licks!
Why so pale?
If Boris Johnson was a cow
Cowtaker*
why is that on r/eyebleach
Oh, I want one!!
Nice moo-ves
Farmer, the person who tends to livestock is called a farmer.
It’s all fun and games till that fluffy cow turns into a good mcroyal
Here come the vegans, pissed off that we think an animal which is commonly food is cute to us
I want one too! Look at the excitement! ❤️
I'm vegan. This is whу.
Eeeeeeiiiii! I want one!! 🤗
I’ll be very happy to seem on my plate too!
Pet peeve. There’s only one cow so IT is happy to see ITS caretaker not “their” care taker.
Maybe this cow is non-binary but I also cringed and like you, like noun pronoun agreement. Will have the amend given the modern times but I can adapt.