KIRK: What the devil is this? Green leaves?
RAND: It's dietary salad, sir. Doctor McCoy ordered your diet card changed. I thought you knew.
MCCOY: Your weight was up a couple of pounds, remember?
KIRK: Will you stop hovering over me, Yeoman?
RAND: Well, I'll change it if you don't like it, sir.
KIRK: Bring some for the doctor, too.
MCCOY: No, no. No, I never eat until the crew eats.
Now I am just imagining this scenario with human Kirk
Kirk sits down in his ready room, and is served a nice bowl of salad. Taking the first stab at the food he doesn't realize that he has taken a whole uncut salad leaf before starting to chew.
Suddenly red alert is declared, Kirk's door swings open, an officer rush in. "Sir you are needed on the b..." As the red alert is blaring they are frozen in place there looking at each other. Kirk with one whole leaf in his mouth hanging well down over his chin and as a surprised reaction Kirk nibles once on his leaf...
i was totally expecting to see William Shatner eating carrots or something. I can't say I was disappointed, however, at the same time I was a little disappointed. Long live Bunny Shatner!
To boldly crunch where no floofer has crunched before
He looks like Bean Bunny from the Muppets!!<3
dammit Jim, you're such a cute bunny!
Dammit Jim! Iβm a doctor not a veterinarian
Set phasers to bun!
I kinda need a loop version of this. Itβs been a cold dark week.
It's only Monday... I feel for you.
KIRK: What the devil is this? Green leaves? RAND: It's dietary salad, sir. Doctor McCoy ordered your diet card changed. I thought you knew. MCCOY: Your weight was up a couple of pounds, remember? KIRK: Will you stop hovering over me, Yeoman? RAND: Well, I'll change it if you don't like it, sir. KIRK: Bring some for the doctor, too. MCCOY: No, no. No, I never eat until the crew eats.
Look ma...no hands
Two ears two eyes and one nose away from a tribble infestation.
That's "captain" to you, lettuce provider.
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Now I am just imagining this scenario with human Kirk Kirk sits down in his ready room, and is served a nice bowl of salad. Taking the first stab at the food he doesn't realize that he has taken a whole uncut salad leaf before starting to chew. Suddenly red alert is declared, Kirk's door swings open, an officer rush in. "Sir you are needed on the b..." As the red alert is blaring they are frozen in place there looking at each other. Kirk with one whole leaf in his mouth hanging well down over his chin and as a surprised reaction Kirk nibles once on his leaf...
Scotty, beam me up another green thing
He looks like Bean Bunny from the Muppets!!
where's his spock???
Sadly, Spock succumbed to a fever he contracted on the last planet we visited.
Why is it that bunnies have such...human names like this? And why is that even more adorable?
Look Spock no hands
Living long and prospering
i was totally expecting to see William Shatner eating carrots or something. I can't say I was disappointed, however, at the same time I was a little disappointed. Long live Bunny Shatner!
"ah yes, James Tiberius kirk" "actually, the T is for tiny"
Maybe Iβm just sleep deprived but a rabbit named James Tiberius Kirk has gotta be the funniest thing.
That's a good captain of the USS Enterprise
"Fascinating... "
Video needs to be longer! I want to hear the crunch all day!
This bunny's cuteness is highly illogical Captain.
He looks like Bean Bunny from the Muppets!!
Iβm so glad someone else saw it!!
Eeeeeee!!!
YES that is an awesome name!!
LONGER VIDEO!!!
Is that a joke about Orion women?
Looks guys! No hands! Guys? Hey.
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Fluffiest cheeks chompin away π₯Ί
Love the Star Trek reference
I wish I had a rabbit this cute
He's responsible for siring the most baby bunnies in all of the galaxy!!π€£π€£
Oh good lord heβs so sweet
Is this a special kind of bunny? I want this kind of bunny
Satin Angora
Mr floof floof
Star trek! You go James Tiberius Kirk!
So freaking cuteβ€οΈ
Netherland dwarf?
Satin Angora
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What breed of bunny is this? I want one!!! So cute!!!
Satin Angora. They are highly good bunnies.
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Adorable.
GOD DAMMIT IT JAMES! youβre too cute!!
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I was waiting for William Shatner to come out and eat the poor rabbit's greens.
That's a weird looking tribble
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He doesnβt seem able to eat that properly...
Spock... There's... Something in my mouth... Some greens
It's so adorable. I can't π
That feeling when you just wake up and read "James T. Kirk eating his parents". And think "is this some Lion King reference?"
Play that backs and he looks like a 3D printer.
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This brings a whole new meaning to set phasers to stun
Why is this not longer!?
Captain of that lettuce!!!!
Pretty sure ive seen him done worse to green things
Urgh, I can hear it. "Chew chew che...w. Chewchew...chew...ch...ew"
Good job James!πππΎ
"Eating greens is a special treat. It makes long ears, and great big feet! ...But it sure is awful stuff to eat!" -Thumper
Freehand
JTK: Scotty, beam all the greens! Scotty: Ima given er all she's got captain!
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Gib... gib me. I need bun.
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So adorable!
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That's. . . Very cute!
You need a little bun named Mr. Spock, otherwise Kirk will get into all sorts of trouble... oh wait
I got married to a personality like that!
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My bunny just peeβd on my bed
So cute !
This bunbun needs to be featured in the num num song.
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Off topic but who the hell names their bunny James
The way he's sitting up like that- so adorable.
Cute name
Although my parents say it is too much work to take care of a pet I have always wanted one. This Video brightens my lonely soul. Thank You.
My pleasure! We breed these rabbits and they are a delight to take care of. We call it βbunny therapyβ π
Especially a Bunny.
James Ti-bunny-us Kirk
Imagine having Tiberius as a middle name but going by "Jim."
SO precious. I had a bunny named Geordi after Geordi LaForge, and I miss him every day.
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Update just for the awesome name! π
i'm more of a next generation fan but i can spot your a trekkie a mile off for that name......i need to go outside
Peter Rabbit or his cousin Benjamin! Someone please make this bunny a tiny blue jacket!π₯°