Commissioner Grayson *pump* how's your *pump* wife? *pump*
Holt: "How's your ... *pump*?"
Boyle: "You forgot to say wife."
This is my favorite joke in the entire series!
That was *incredibly* inappropriate.
It's the pause that makes it. He takes so long to consider.
The best part is Holt’s reaction to that line.
What was it?
Boyle is the perfect dad
Terry hates this post
Not as much as a strawberry basket.
probably one of my favourite episodes, two of my favourite boyle lines are in it. The first being this and the second being : "desperate times calls for desperate housewives"
Same episode: “Lucky for us, I have recently come into a lot of wolf urine.”
He says it with such perfect, wholesome matter-of-fact enthusiasm. So good.
Its funny to think that, in some ways, Holt responds to Boyle's humor better than anyone else. For example, i think the first time we see Holt enjoy a good joke is the one from Boyle when he talks about a certain Captain being a Grand-Captain and Holt just says: *that was amazingly funny*.
haha, yes! holt is talking about his old captain, and boyle asks if that makes him their grand-captain.
and then the other way around, i always remember how boyle is the one who perfectly nails holt’s reaction to eating a marshmallow
My head canon is Boyle knows full well what he is saying and is just secretly a huge troll
Same! Workplace bone thing? So on the nose.
What episode is this?
Is this the new season?
S4E14 - Serve & Protect!
*pump* how's your *pump* *pump* wife?
Commissioner Grayson how's your wife?
No that just sounds like you actually really want to know how she is... Insinuate! Maybe add a pause before wife.
"that was incredibly inappropriate"
Legitimately laughed out loud at this one.
*Sad Sarge noises*
This show is filled with super smart gags and the majority of them come out from Charles's mouth
What ep is that?
Oh my god I just got this
this whole scene killed me the first time i saw it, perfect delivery
I liked the “grand captain” joke he makes.
Some of Boyle's jokes were elite. XD
Well I guess Boyle doesn’t care about Terry anymore
Ultimate Dad mode achieved
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