That's a scary oardeal...
I did not sea that coming
*Captain Jack Sparrow enters the chat*
Will: This is either madness or brilliance.
Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide
The stupider the joke, the funnier
Reminded me of this joke
>Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...
>Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Ba dum tsss!
There were two men fishing in a canoe. The first man put a cigarette in his mouth and patted his pockets for his lighter, he couldn't find it. He asked the other if he had it, again no. Frustrated the first man asks if there are matches or anything on the boat, once again no. Seeing the building frustration the second man takes the pack of cigarettes and throws one overboard. Confused and angry, the first man says, "well what the hell did you do that for??"
Second man says, "you needed something to light your cigarette, and I just made the whole boat a cigarette lighter"
Groan, take my up vote
Don't get struck by lightning while wearing it
Sucked me in. Several episodes later and I’m still on the pot
Oar! The incident can keel you!
Hull on one second.... You're saying that the dad joke can keel you, like if it's the wrong capsize?
I thought you were going to say, "you get wet"
I can't wait until someone wearing a cap begins to get into my canoe, so I can explain why they can't get in.
Everybody: wtf are you wearing
Me:a kanoe Thats capsized
Oh i sea what you did there
If I am ever in a sinking ship, I will be prepared. I have a list.
Please tell me you get the joke
at first I thought I was on r/todayilearned for a sec lol
All just for ships and giggles
When it capsized you lose exactly one of your smokes... it would also be a cigarette lighter.
Right on cue. 1mo since the last repost of this joke. Who's next?
I will accept the challenge.
How do you get a boat to fit on your head?
You capsize it.
Really thought it was going to be "you're in deep water"
You can rock it and get the water out that way.
That's why it worked in the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Need to be careful not to get mixed up in a canoe. You could end up in an ocean
Gotta love a good dad joke
Tippacanoe and headwear too
[where have I heard this before? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/lhl1p8/today_i_learned_that_if_youre_in_a_canoe_and_it/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I hate you. Made me laugh wayy too hard.
10/10 husband hated it, would tell again :D
...youre still technically on it but upside down
I expected a ‘cannot’ pun. Well done
Oh my God
It’s all fun and games til you flip over, then paddle be the end of it
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
This thread got flooded with bad puns.
That was really very good! Made me grin widely.
Forwarding this joke to several people right now.
Ahhhh good one!
This left me crying a river
This thread is getting too loud. Can you turn it drown?
Actually they tried to make that illegal. But I believe the ruling was overturned.
That may be a bit overboard.
I tide laughing
Hats off, for this one.
You can’t wear a canoe. Your spine would kyack.
I’m water-falling down from laughter
I tried this, I drowned
i keeled over when i read that
Reposts. Reposts everywhere.
Since it took me five minutes to understand: The joke here is capsized meant as it's the size of a cap/hat. So you can wear it on your head.
A child died at the summer camp because they got trapped under a flipped canoe
After reading about it... I tried this trick on an river expedition and it was fun - but you need a level of competency.
1) Paddle ahead of the group a little but not quite out of sight.
2) Roll the kayak
3) Pop the spraydeck, fall out and stick your head inside the capsized boat. You've got plenty of air in there for 10 minutes or so.
4) Wait a minute or two - hope that your group have seen you capsize... and started to panic and are racing towards you.
5) Take a big breath - invert yourself, legs back in the boat and.... the hardest part - get the spraydeck back on... upside down this is hard because you are disorientated.
6) Roll back upright. You did hold onto the paddle right... if not a hand roll will do.
7) Watch the very puzzled faces.
There is an alternative to dropping out of the boat involving some hose - but not tried that.
(Sorry about the kid that drowned - but I do wonder how - was he trapped under a seat bar or something? Was it a canoe or a kayak? - We've testing with kids in kayaks with spraydecks = its harder to stay in than fall out when capsized. *Asking each how long they were under was interesting too - 20-600sec they reckon, though not one was under for more than 10 seconds.)*
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