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They'll emerge stronger like Vegeta
Vegeta’s character arks were always better than goku’s you can’t change my mind
Bob proclaimed that vegetables and fruits were all he'd eat - He soon became a vegan and renounced his love for meat.
He ate them with impunity, for breakfast lunch and snacks - He ate them piled upon his plate in servings doled in stacks.
But in his haste to get a taste, he never washed his food - He ate them unaware of all the chemicals imbued.
So when he ate too many and he found he couldn't walk, or even, for that matter, couldn't breathe or couldn't talk,
He knew he was a veggie too, just like his eaten kin - He shit himself without control, but did it with a grin.
Dang we found the next Shakespeare
Ah yes extra dank
If a human is declared a vegetable, could a vegan eat it?
I'm a vegan, and my main activity is converting vegetables into laziness, being in a coma sounds like the ultimate fulfillment of this purpose
I could eat myself
Carnivores when they beat their meat.
ah finally eternal peace
I hope that person is okay.
This is Sister Cecilia Maria, who sadly passed away. She gained a lot of popularity because she passed away with the smile on her face.
Would eating her be vegan then?
Someone's doing that right now, why do you think she's got that smile on her face?
Just because she's comatose doesn't mean she's lost all feeling.
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Does that mean they can eat themselves at that point
*They do say, you are what you eat*
Other Vegans: Delicious! Finally some good fucking food
Not cool bro
I'm like vegan cuz I don't like meat taste wise and lactose intolarent
Ascended form, ultimate state of matter
i love how it’s “when” as if all vegans are guaranteed to at some point in their life go into a vegetive state
As a vegan, can confirm
I laughed way too hard at this.
Plot twist: they will be fed animal products through their feeding tube
So it is not cannibalism if another vegan eats them as the are now vegetables ?!
fellow vegan: mmmm yummy
*Gets violently torn apart by other vegans*
Can other vegans eat them then?
Honestly she would be sort of a cutecumber if we minimized the billboard brow
We are reaching levels of veganism never thought possible!
Everything goes according to plan
At least they have dinner
Well I mean, you are what you eat
You are what you eat.
Out of order 😪😂
She has a sixhead
Wow that’s dark
It’s 70 degrees in my house and I’m still wearing two blankets like a poncho
Vegans when they become a vegetable
You are what you eat
Finally at peace
that means they become canibals??
Other vegans: *eyes widen*. *licks lips* *pulls out knife and fork*
so when vegans are not in a vegetative state, they are in non vegetative state so that makes them not vegan really 🤔🤔🤔
Now their friends can eat them
Their body finally matches their IQ level
Your grammar really helps your point...
If we go in a vegetative state, does that mean vegans can eat us?
So they becoming vegetable itself?
That allows another vegans to eat them, right?
It's like heroin for them
So... do vegan cannibalise each other in this state? Since they only eat vegetables.
Vegan cannibals: it’s free real estate
Vegans when they relize being awake and walking around is practically a meat state
Meat eaters when they beat their meat
I wouldn’t mind turning a couple of them into vegetables if it makes them happy
Would be fitting, considering most meat eaters are pigs already (just joking, pigs are actually more intelligent than chimpanzees)
Vegans when they see a brain dead person 🤤
Vegetables have feeling too; light and air bb
You are so close....You can do this!