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A neighbor has a story where they were having a small party and her daughter comes into the kitchen and says "Mom! You have to do something about the dog."
Going to investigate she discovered that their English Shepherd has quietly herded all the guests together into one corner of the room without them noticing what was going on.
"A place for every guest, and every guest in their place."
Oh great now I’m gonna be anxious about the dog judging me
Never has never would
I'm great at the Irish goodbye. Leave without saying goodbye to anyone but the cat.
That's a lot better than the southern goodbye where you say bye to everyone, then proceed to talk for another hour while standing next to the door with your hand on the doorknob.
Your username is what I'm doing right now
I have no safe space at parties now... Thanks for that
My dog prefers the calmest, quietest person she can cuddle with in any room she's in so you would probably be her preferred company, if that helps!
Whatever I probably give better pets than anyone else at the party!
Look I don't need anxiety about the dog too just stop
My dog would never think this if he gets even thr smallest atention he's over the moon
Why must you hurt me this way?
OP is too dangerous to be kept alive.
this comic debases dogs and i hate it.
Yeah! Don't let your dogs consume caffeine!
So a few years ago, in college, whenever we had a work party I would bring my pug. I consider myself the quiet introvert so having the dog with me allowed me to sort of come out of shell a bit. Everyone wants to see the good boi and it's a great conversation starter. Plus, he likes to see all the people. Win-win I think. 🤷♂️
Feels like I just got slapped in the face.
Wow, I feel even more crappy.
Thanks for ruining parties for me, asshole :(
I feel bad that I take all the dog’s attention but... I need it
i get mad when the animals at the zoo don't make a fuss over me
I feel attacked. Not by the dog. Nice doge.
Ooooo.. that cuts deep
Shut uuup ;-; they love me... I know they do
That's more of a cat response. I think a dog would be more like, "It was great I made a best friend and we're in love now."
Please, no. Now I'm gonna get social anxiety about bothering the fucking dog
This one comes across as more mean than funny to me. Dogs don't judge people the way we do.
OH GREAT NOW THE DOG HATES ME TOO
Joke's on the dog. There are no parties right now. Hopefully he'll have gotten over it before I have to go to hiding in the corner with him.
One of my Church youth leaders used to have meetings at his house, imagine a group of about 30 noisy (but polite) teenagers. It was noted that their cat would only ever permit me to pet him and would disdainfully ignore everyone else. They thought, wow this kid is good with cats. Nope, I lived around the corner and used to feed Cobber when they were on their Summer holidays. The cat associated me with food and was just assuming I was there to feed him rather than on a social visit. Kind of ruined the magic once everyone found out.
Damn it now I need to worry about the dog judging me!
Dammit, now i wont be able to pet the family dog ever again, thx.
Well now this is just going to give me anxiety when i hang out with the dog at the party.
I believe dogs love me because I am pure of heart. My wife claims it’s because I feed them.
I hate the thought that the dog I spent the party with wasn’t enjoying himself...
Thanks for planting that thought
wow ok... fuck you too dick...
Aaww.. oohhhhhh.. :(
Last party I went to I spent most of the time playing fetch with the dog.
It was me ok, I don't do well in large groups of people
Dogs are lovable retards, they don't think like this.
Damn, even the dog is sick of me
So at a New Years Party with the rave lights going, my roomate's dog decided now was the time to play fetch, with everyone. He got to play fetch from 8 at night till 5am. A true party pupper
Why is this hurting my feelings
"I'm the kind of person to go to a party, and stand in the corner, pretending to be fascinated by a potted plant."
I feel personally attacked by this
I feel betrayed and attacked
That'd be me lol
This just makes me sad, now even the dog doesn't want to interact with me.
Why must u hurt me like this.
Damn comic, why you gotta do me like that?!
I feel so attacked rn lol
As someone who doesn't like parties and is allergic to dogs, I appreciate the effort, but please leave me alone :)
This is the most aggressive comment directed at the general reddit population I've ever seen get 10000 upvotes
Let me mingle for DOGs sake
I would be offended, if I was ever invited to parties.
You know what I don’t like is when I go to a party with friends, to someone’s house that has a dog and that one friend hogs the dog, like I want to play with the dog too. Or when they say that the dog/cat likes them more than the owner of the pet it really bugs me.
I guess the author of this comic has social anxiety. If they think that even dogs secretly judges and hates them.
fuck you, dog
I don't come here to be personally attacked!
What kind of person actually sits down and makes a comic like this?
We don't deserve dogs.
I want to see more of these two!
This is just fucking rude and unkind...
Yeah, as much as I can’t stand little dogs with little man syndrome, it says a lot about the author’s view on mental illness.
Dogs are way better than humans.
Lmao, I have social anxiety and hate playing with dogs so I don’t relate :8)
That will be me. Lol
It's either the random ball on the floor, someone playing videogame, or the pet at the party in the corner.
In the past, my godparents took me to a sweet sixteen party and my buddy was supposed to go but she got grounded so I only knew my godparents. Everyone was older than me and I had just people watched until they forced me to do the electric slide which I hated dancing it. Then offered me to karaoke and I said no. I wanted to go home until I saw a little girl playing with basketball. I think I was 14 or 15 years old. Also I petted afterwards before I left.
Now im scared my neighbors dog doesn't really like me and I'm just a socially aquward asshole that unknowingly holds him hostage...
I'm sad now...
oh god, dont do this to me
i need that dog
I’m that guy
I should just disappear off the face of this planet haha
I feel seen. If not appreciated.
I want this dog
I'm sort of referenced here and I don't like it
lol noooooo, so not true, they love you too <3
Sorry doggie it’s either you or drinking waaay too fast to get extroverted 😅
This isn't funny.
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