Posted by u/SalazarRED 14 hours ago
This is what anxiety looks like
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I'm so furstrated watching this, I just wanna pick it up and smash it.
That is anxiety as your hand gets caught
When everyone sees you're in deep shit and expect you to crack, but you defy all expectations
You're still in danger, never get any rest, and none of it will matter anyway because you weren't given the most basic building blocks to develop further. So, congratulations, you survived but nothing will change until you start to rot.
I don't feel anxious watching this, I feel pissed off. Just fucking crush it already.
[If it helps your anger, i think the machine is spinning the opposite way and the egg is never at risk of getting crushed](https://m.imgur.com/fhvC2Xb)
The gif looks just reversed to me
This is what it feels like talking to my mother
Big sis?
Not even the jagged teeth ~~can't~~ can get a grip...
If I was one of those poncy types, I'd say:
\- It just goes to demonstrate that a well-rounded individual can best even the sharpest of attacks.
Or some such nonsense.
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At some point I'd just turn the machine off and save it. It's earned its right to live in the wild. Be free, egg.
I want to know what is this bizarre machinery ? What purpose does it serve ?
Probably for shredding solid stuff like wood, maybe even metals
This is *justified* anxiety
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This is what anxiety sounds like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH”
. . . and at one-tenth the speed and triple the intensity
Interestingly, the only thing that would look different if the video was run in reverse would be the jagged teeth rolling away from the egg. Just sayin.
People are saying it was filmed running in reverse and then that video was reversed.
I think it’s a light/foam egg.
Crushing self doubt vs a single supportive voice telling you to keep going you got this.
Accurate representation of me handling some important stuff i put off doing for eight years or more
eggiweggs....... I WANNA SMASH EM!
Nice try, it's reversed. My anxiety is still there.
Isn't this one of those machines that can literally shred an engine block in one go?
I find it r/oddlysatisfying
It's not really anxiety when its a reversed gif, the machine is spinning outwards
I feel more anxious not knowing if the person taking this footage is in a harness and backup harness or just floating over this shit like a jackass...
Do you avoid walking next to the road because you might fall into it and get hit by a car? Do you avoid stairs because you might trip and fall down them?
Anyone who works with this kind of machinery gets spacial awareness drilled into them, it's really not really that dangerous. Especially compared to something like driving a car. It just seems dangerous to you because it's unfamiliar but this is significantly safer than say a chainsaw for example.
Fucking hate anxiety. Been battling this beast for 20 years. Can’t even ask my wife any health related questions or she’ll lose her shit. Yeah, glad for marriage. Feeling a dull ache once a while in my left chest area which I’m pretty sure is a heart clog/ attack of sorts. No other pains though. It’s a good time, let me tell you. Everything is always worst case scenario.
Go talk to a doctor. Even if it has to be a secret from your wife for whatever reason.
Yep . . . that is exactly what it feels like, too Thanks for reminding me . . . uuuuuurgh
Hard boiled. What a rip off.
I needed this today. Thank you!
I wish it was a perfect GIF with a seamless transition loop...
This is your brain, on drugs.
And how it feels.
Witchcraft !!!!!!
I can feel it. I mean, I felt it before watching this, but I feel it yes.
Not built different
Why do I always imagine myself being thrown into this machine every time I see these kind of videos.
My first instinct is to reach my hand in and give it a tiny little push. I shouldn't be on a job site.
My 5yo asked what this egg is made out of.
This is what total trust looks like.
OP, anxiety and anticipation are not the same thing...
This is what perseverance looks like.
The best definition.
Mildly satisfying
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
No, anxiety is watching someone try to pick it up while the machine is still running.
Eggs eye and tea
How is that gonna trigger Anxiety? Its just rolling
Pretty fucking accurate
I don't see anxiety, I see a badass egg cool as a cucumber playing with a shredder!
This is how I feel when watching disaster movies. I'm 42 but still have the 18yo feeling of "I'd probably be fine."
Thanks for ruining the rest of my day.
with all power that device has and still cant crack egg.
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My life in a nut shell, or shall I say an egg...
The crusher knows how fragile eggs are and is gentle with it.
Except most of the spikes aren’t real. You’re just imagining them and making a huge deal out of stuff that shouldn’t be a big deal but you can’t help it.
More like egg-xiety
And yet half my eggs break when I shift the grocery bag slightly to put it in the car.
spoiler alert. This didnt end well for the egg
Found myself staring at it for minutes.
Miss me with that drama
This is what Eggxiety looks like*
Me deferring all my student loans
Yes
The real question is how close did the person get who put the egg there?
I dunno, that egg should be wearing some pixelated sunglasses.
That’s a cool safety feature, I’m going to stand in that now
This is me trying to not let the soap fall in shower
This is perfect raw content for r/reallifedoodles
Has someone make one of those living doodles out of this image? I feel like this is prime material for that kinda content
God damn it Racheal
I thought for a split second to go in feet first. Not a pleasant thought.
Repost
It must be since looking at this makes me anxious.
Last time something like this got posted I fell into a rabbit hole. Last video i watched was a cow carcass thrown in.. Never again
Also what not caring looks like.
Just go on and grab it. You'll be fine :)
Definitely getting anxiety watching this
And panic disorder feels like this but the egg cracks pretty often too
I completely agree with this
Fuck I felt that and it only got worse as I continued watching
Fail Machine Outstanding Test Environment
This video is gonna keep me up at night 😖
[Kinda related](https://i.imgur.com/6a1wBul.gifv)
Anything but the egg would be crushed and shredded in an instant. But the egg abides.
a shredder that would eat a tire, a sofa, a tree, defeated by a raw egg...
This is frustrating to watch
This what the paper shredder in the basement of my last workplace looked like (the teeth and drums were smaller, but it was just open at the top). You could shred a whole hardcover book without taking it apart. I never wore a tie to work.
Crack an Ag, betcha can’t.. so...
It is played in reverse, right?
This is what resilience looks like.
Grab it.
...I want to get a stick and poke the egg in...
I want to lay in it.
Or this is what resilience looks like. Gotta roll with the challenges throw your way.
Anyone else relieved when it finally broke ?