Posted by u/Paper-Cup 14 hours ago
I want one
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The real question is is why somebody wouldn’t want a tank in the first place
Everyone loves tanks
How did that family owned a tank ? I want one too
you can rent one for 50.000£
Bring you tank to school day
Amer-
"NEIN!"
DEUTSCHLAND INTENSIFIES!
I really wouldn't mind owning a M22 Locust or a M5A1
A M24 Chaffee would also be cool
I'd prefer a Wiesel
i want a sherman. rugged, made to be repaired easily, doesnt break down as much and a overall comfortable tank to use
That’s my first choice my second is an m1a2 Abrams because murica
Instructions unclear: My dad invaded Poland
of course, use british tank to invade poland
"𝗜𝗠 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗗!" "You're not my dad, I'm in a tank and you're not"
Aight first off. If you dad dosent want a tank you should probably get a new dad
Honestly what self-respecting dad wouldn’t want to own a tank?
I remember when I got my first tank, he passed just a few days ago...
wait, where the hell did you find a man, and a dad no less, who doesn't want a tank?
Dad would be one that would want a tank
Now i want a tank owo
Used to have a neighbor that would just park tanks outside his home, this was in a suburban neighborhood nothing even that fancy. We think he was a movie director or something.
Tanks are expensive man. Assuming you get one for free you gotta store it somewhere and maintain it properly.
Is that a Spartan APC?
Looks more like the (FV101) Scorpion.
A guy who used to live near me owned a self propelled gun, basically a Howitzer on tracks, the thing was so heavy it cracked the foundations of his house just by being parked on his drive.
Bruh that’s not even a tank, it’s just an IFV (FV101 Scorpion).
Uhm, it's a light tank, or more commonly called a Reconnaissance tank, so yes, it's still a tank, anything that is heavily armored, and has treads it a tank
Tonk
i drive my tank everywhere, but the only dowside is when you see some kids and suddenly you feel road bumps everywhere
Real version: dad wants tank, mom said no, gets it anyway
i drive my tank everywhere, but the only dowside is when you see some kids and suddenly you feel road bumps everywhere
the only downside is when you see some kids pass by, then suddenly u ran over many speed bumps at once. its weird
War thunder assemble!
Idk if this is a repost or just reddit showing me the same memes so sorry if I’m wrong
u/RepostSleuthBot
You want dad?
Dominion tank police
Dad wants the tank.
Instructions unclear, crossed the French border.
Get out of the fucking tank
I would love a tiger in my house
Is this from personal experience?
i am sure Dad lied, why would anyone not want a tank?
You know, a lot of times when dads say they don’t want a tank it’s not that they don’t actually want a tank. it’s that they know that they will have to take care of the tank and spend lots of money on the tank. Then eventually the tank will get totaled and the dad doesn’t want to go through that heart break. This is why it’s easier for the dad to just act like he doesn’t want the tank.
Best friends till thee end
That's blood of his enemies on the ground
What man doesn’t want a tank?
No parking problems, No traffic jams. Who would not want a tank.
Merican
Who the fuck doesnt want a tank Like that would be the ultimate flex against all your neighbors, make you look really badass, and you can finally take out annoying a s s Joe who keeps fucking mowing his lawnmower at 3am while im trying to sleep
Who’s a good ***invader of Poland, FIGHT FOR THE MOTHERLAND***.
Some guy bought an old Soviet tank. It had a bunch of gold bars in it.
That is the average American pet to have.
is that the chassis of a falcon with a different turret?
Let's be real here; dad is the only one who ever wanted the tank.
They are literally so many examples why tf a tank 😂
They are the panzer elite
The next day my dad went to poland
Pre-tank dad is a disgrace
\*proceeds to invade poland\*
I originally read this as: "Dad: Doesn't wank tank" And I thought crap got real freaking serious real freaking quick!
pros of having tank : no tax Gun Gun Gun sexy af assert dominance
Why does that tank give me drifting vibes?
Jesus those are two tiny tanks
udes
does your family lives in syria or texas?
Schön
What kinda dad wouldn’t want a tank
What dad doesn't want tank
Horse girls, Car guys and tank men
What kind of dad????
Come along, Hans, remember its bring your spähpanzer to school day
I want an M22 Locust so bad
Pshhhh look at his driveway......when was the last time he took it out for a walk??
American?
Uk
Same applies to dogs.
Who the hell wants a tank at home ?
Where joke?
E'rybody here looking to own tanks. Here I am just wanting a Canadian LAV.3
i call it “freedom”
What idiot wouldn't want a tank
Only in America
Fun fact, there are far more Russian tanks than American tanks.