When the time comes... he will take yours.
Great, now I will have nightmares
So you're saying his balls are small
Goose sad :(
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Oh, wow. That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.
It sounds like you kept them for yourself
Yes and he licks them every hour instead of the cat doing it.
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Happy cake day!!
Thank you! :)
[A cat named Goose...](https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Goose)
Hmm, pretty sus
I wanted to say this
Where are my balls u/zioooo_
Gone. Reduced to atoms
*I won.. but at what cost?*
I named my cat Goose too. Great choice. He didn't need his balls...
House, food and lots of love?
shut up and take my balls
You mean woollen balls, right?
Happy cake day. Have some cheese 🧀
Next thing you know, the cat eats you with their expandable mouth and grabs you with a tentacle.
Goose with no balls, how fitting.
Where are my testicles summer?
Happy cake day ma friend, nice meme
HAPPY CAKE DAY!!
I read "he has a mouse"
Are they crunchy??
wait what? why?
Get that Flerkin out of here!
Why are the balls cut btw. Not joking but I heard somewhere it helps with their health or something maybe lower infection chances of something
Mature tomcats are aggressive towards other cats, spray urine constantly to mark their territory, and disappear for weeks at a time where they roam their territory for miles.
They always come home filthy and wounded and every female with miles is pregnant. Nurturing them at a certain age will prevent this behavior.
As in Goose, from Captain Marvel??
this is a lie. I bet he has bloody mammoth balls that he can swing like flails at his enemies.
Someone can have my balls in exchange for a house, food and lots of love…
this is a good meme, but when anyone is on their cake day you can't just leave without upvoting
Poor cat rip his balls
That’s not a cat! That’s a flerken!
Za dick is also poweful witzout za balszz
That’s not a cat, thats a flerkin!
happy cake day:)
Happy cake day to you....
This sounds like Heaven's Gate cult.
Damn! Didn't expect that
You got 2 meals 1 you've already eaten and the other one is still growing
Where are my testicles summer
I took this wrong.
Happy cake day buddy
His whiskers are so cute
What are you planning to do with them?
Happy cake day
A mans gotta eat
Ur giving a House, food, lots of food in exchange for a snack. bad deal imo
It’s a food trade
What did you do with the balls anyways... 😏
Goose the cat + Thanos = MARVEL
Cat: I'm sorry little one's
I thought reaction memes were banned? I’ll upvote cuz he’s got a cake but still.
Did... did the owner eat the cat’s balls?
Why do people really rake thier balls
Is that an offer?
Wha- *what do you do with the balls?*
I thought the joke was the he wasn't a goose, but a stray cat. I realized I read it wrong
A small price to pay for balls*
Pretty sure that’s a Flerken. I mean Thanos is there too.
I would also give my balls for some love.
Don’t be sorry. You’re saving lots of babies from being born that may not have families and die from predators, disease, starvation, or being run over by cats. Good on you!
we have an orange cat named goose after the captain marvel one... and he's pretty much just an asshole and a bully...
What are you doing with his balls
“in exchange for his ball”
Kinda weird op wanted his balls. What they gonna use them for? Maybe ops a girl and she wants her own I guess
Uh oh my plan has been figured out
And I'm sorry little er ones
Shiiiii- can you take my balls for a house?
A cat named goose with a marvel template... And the template isn't even from captain Marvel, bro...
Who remembers Gintama episode of cats?
I took a stray kitten into my home when I saw, she was continuously being attacked by another big male cat, she was hurt I took care of her for 1 year, and then we had to go out for 4 month so I gave my cat to my neighbor, apparently they were giving her more expensive food than I used to gave her, and now when I am back home, its almost like the cat doesn't even recognize me. She won't come near me nor my home and won't even let me touch her, I tried that she took notice of me by giving her food, but would just eat the food and go back to my neighbor again, and on the other hand there was one stray dog, who i only used to give some biscuits and when he saw me he was soo hapy that he almost cried for 5 minutes. I don't know about you guys but I am gonna pet only a dog from now. No more cats.
Is that like being a reversed Hooker?
I don't like the idea of neutering pets, but I don't have a cat so I don't know anything
Castration/sterilisation is actualy Best choice for stray Animals. Otherwise they are likely to die because they cant support bazillion of kittens every month.
Partly because of stray cat population, and cats LOVE murdering things, sometimes not even for food but for fun so entire bird species went extinct because of that.
Partly because it's easier to deal with them that way as they do not mark their territory as much during the heat as well as run away to get sum fuk.
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