Posted by u/Androvium 14 hours ago
Wow I don’t care anymore, just kill me
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that's legit what my mom once told me ;-;
there there, you just need to look into the mirror a little less
"I don't remember working there"
How do you feel about dying?
hit her with: Its rare that after 1 nut you get pregnant but being a hoe increases the chance.
How do you feel after killing your own mother
"It's your fault for not taking the pill."
"so u were from quality control?"
"why didnt you abort me"
Well u were the one that had se- Mom:SHUT
I am afraid that your dna not matches with your father
Is... Is that woman licking a basketball in the background?
She is licking a ball because the lyrics on the scene in the music video was "I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told em lick the balls
You could respond back with saying something to the likes of "didn't you choose to have sex which is known to create kids"
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you could have telled her "well you made him come inside b\*\*\*"
they mafe it too thin "MoM"
Then why did you have sex, thot!
She got gang banged by an entire company?
Please get an abortion. Don’t ruin the life of your child
Abortion???
Tbh if ur fine withe getting killed but being satisfied u can just respond with “stop having sex every godamn time u bitchy whore” Have fun (:
And who is fault is that? Whose*
Pfff...I survived 2 abortions
Also the abortion clinic did'nt do its job right...
Wow memes really have gone down hill huh?
thats why i say: the only way to know that your parents really wanted and planned you is if you was adopted, loving you doesnt mean you wasnt a mistake, I never saw anyone saying "yeah we had our son by acident, we were in the car and then we crashed into the adoption center and got him"
Shusshh don't give then idea's 2 win the convo
Ayyy egoraptor
im adopted lmao so my argument is "why the hell did you adopt me then" ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ pls dont find this offensive i want to stay in this server
It's your life, have fun with it.
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Well you should’ve got better protection
Are you ok?
Always remember that Condom is only 97% effective
"you could have put me up for adoption or aborted me its still your fault"
Do you have this combined template?
Let's boycotttt the company
Just say: it wasn't me who was in heat and wanted to be cummed inside
well... happy cake day
Who else is a direct result of top ramen?
With or without protection company, they still fricked so they remain being guilty.
Me: Then why are you mad at me? Go complain to them
Mom: "Wait you don't know ,that you are adopted?"
well she could have gone for an abortion
"ever heard of an abortion?"
Then why you didn't abort me?
Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm protection company
"then it's your fault for not getting the high quality condom"
It's still her fault for taking the risk which is already very low assuming it was used correctly so she can shut up.
She should have swallowed you
"Shouldn't have fucked"
"It's your fault for being that freaky that you broke the damn thing!"
if i were you i would just laugh
Its their fault for choosing to use that brand
Then both of you and dad should've made it sure to be protected at all costs.
Well then maybe you should have used birth control
THEN BUY BETTER CONDOMS NEXT TIME
I didn't buy that maa you did and your choices sucked always lmao
"I gave birth to you" "Well yeah, THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE!"
*Its the protection company's fault* Does that mean he was actually a mistake?
Slim ain't blasting shit with the safety cap still on that rocket tho
Or she failed to get an abortion.
Me: yes but uncle dad shouldn't have fucked you anyway!
But then why didn't you use Durex?
Wtf is the protection company
Should've bought a better one you cheap fuck
Me instead: I will be the guy to kill all of the condom men .( Eron yaeger style)
Well you trusted them
But isn't it true that most forms of Birth control aren't 100% guaranteed to work? So isn't it still her fault?
well I didn't ask you to use those thumb pinned into the school notice board...
My comeback: were you in a country where abortion was illegal?
"think about who started it"
should’ve check the condom first
"it's not my fault you didn't get an abortion"
The protection company ?
Man that's rough
Technically it’s her fault because she willingly entered sex despite the risks associated
Nop that's because she's a stupid whore that only wanted to get laid without knowing about the consequences of bringing yet another life into this world
"I never asked to be born"
She gave you life, she can take it back too.
Well still her fault, she knew the risks even with protection
I love this meme template
It’s two meme templates together
Só I'll ask them if o can sleep at my girl's house
Wait women are the ones that get pregnant, thats one item crossed off my bucketlist
Get rekked
well you should have sued them,oh wait you dont have any money or courage
'and who brought the protection'
Fitting response is “you took the chance”
people have abortions for a reason
Wait - what is a “protection company” in this context?
Its still her fault. Protection is not 100% and she took the risk. ....and chose not to get an abortion after finding out she was prego.
u/Qsaaad2
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with a missile launcher. I'm just a loch ness the mythological beach to go off like a fifth of vodka when you twist the top of the bottle I'm a
I really heard the finish him voice with that comeback
you just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
I would just say then go scream at them not at me
Yeh no it's because she took her temperature with a mercury thermometer to see if she was menstruating as a form of contraception (doesn't work btw. Me any my third eldest brother proved that).
That's when you call your mom a whore
My mom once told me it wasn’t her fault, it was my dads for using a faulty condom. Then she went on to explain protection to me. even though....I was 15.
Yeah but its still not your fault
My birthday is literally 9 months after valentines day, I was definitely an accident
Yo that’s Eminem
Then who said To buy A cheap one
“Someone couldn’t keep it in their pants huh”
And who was horny?
"It's the protection company's fault." "So you admit it's not mine."
"what happened to not blaming others and taking responsibility huh?"
I get it now, he’s a mistake because he’s black
vasectomy?
Last plate should be with 'parental rights' instead of 'me'
Its not my fault you're a lazyass for not making enough money for good condoms
my mom actually got her tubes tied before i was born. but i came anyway. so in this case, she would say the surgeon’s.
And who bought that faulty one
Jokes on you I was born in China 1764
And even then, so what? It is still not your fault in the slightest.
No it's yours for having sex
Your fault for trusting the company mom!
vaporized...
“Who you decided to purchase from”
Ever heard of abortion?
Shit just went from 0 to commit scooter ankle real fucking quick
[They tell you ad nauseum that they're not 100% effective!](https://youtu.be/hqYu_RfSJyA)
**YOU SHOULDN'T SPREAD YOUR LEGS IN THE FIRST PLACE**
Then why the fk did you do it with a guy you where gonna divorce anyways
Here's the comeback to that "It isnt my problem you dont know what an abortion is"
Ahem "Still your fault for using a cheap ass condom you fucking whore"
Hit her back with " Are you *sure* it wasn't user error?"
My next thought was "and you didn't know there were other options available to you outside of giving birth?"
LOL she chose the wrong company
Ever heard of an abortion mahm?
isn't she the production company?
thats what she said
But what about the abortion clinic?
"Do you think want to live ?"
😅😅
lol
Well I believe you are already dead good sir 😅😅😅😅
Hhahahahahahha no i found my adoption papers