This is quite funny.
Rule 1 of Greek Mythology: Assume that anything or anyone you encounter can and will kill you.
Rule 2 of Greek Mythology: If you haven’t gotten killed, you better prepare your anus for a good stretching.
Hera: BEGONE, THOT!
God I wanna fuck the economy
Gonna tell my kids this was Spider-man narrating
Nice, a scott meme.
Hey all, Scott Here.
You could take a scene from any Scott the Woz video and it would make a good meme.
I made lowes
Ancient Greek culture didn't have mermaids as we know them, but sirens, who were half human, half bird, they still attracted sailors trough singing and attacked them though; later they were portrayed as half women, half fish.
Their closer myth to the mermaids are the Nereids, but they didn't attack sailors if I'm not mistaken.
I was referencing sirens, I just didn’t want to name them directly, to save the punchline for the end. Although I actually didn’t know that sirens were actually half bird, I thought those were the gorgons. thanks for the info!
we need more scott the woz memes
Wii play, do you?
Hey all, Scott here, I'm about to die!
Either way he got insider of her
Yes. Totally not different
I like this format, please explode in popularity
Anything Scott the Woz deserves popularity.
has scatt. take upvote
Scott the Woz (pretty sure his We Dare video) and Greek creatures
Why do I feel like r/memes is slowly being taken over by r/historymemes
*Hey all, Ancient Greek sailor here.*
*i’m being eaten by a siren!*
vore but antique
Was looking for a comment like this
I can imagine a dude calmly flipping through a sex manual while he’s sticking out of the mermaids mouth
oh hey it’s the guy who owns sonic jam
YES SCOTT THE WOZ
Jokes on them i have a vore fetish
What will we do with the eaten sailor
Scott the Woz is great for meme templates
I'm a simple man, I see Scott the Woz, I upvote
She just really wants Seaman in her mouth
Not if you're into vore
How did it become the popular image that sirens are "mermaids" in the first place
Apparently they were originally birds, but during the medieval ages they were thought of to be more like mermaids
I love Scott the Woz so much and it definitely helps that all of his meme formats are great
I only upvoted because it features our boy Scott the Woz.
I'm greek, can confirm this happens all the time.
They must’ve been kinky mermaids, cause they enjoy vore way too much
9/10, This is a good history meme. Also Scott the woz.
Were mermaids just an excuse for Sailors to be sexually attracted to fish because they hadn't seen a woman in ages and were too homophobic and stinky to fuck each other and fish turned out to be the next best thing to put your dick in?
"Hey hey, up she rises... Hey hey, up she rises... Hey hey up she rises..."
So someone is stinky if they aren’t gay ?
\*Malicous Siren Noises\*
It's like in the PIRATES OF CARRIBBEAN
As a Greek I can tell you that Reading Odyssey is fucking awesome! XD
Also Pirates of the Caribbean 4
E C O N O M Y
if pirates of carribean had this script then it would've been pretty awesome
Anyone else thought this was Tom Holland at first?
That's why you don't do like Zeus - fu\*\*ing everything that moves in 20 meter radius.
Hey all Redditor here
smh they should have read tommyinnit's "how to sex"
Take a wholesome award!
That's why you should leave the sea to its masters, get back to your books and leave the world for us.
Probably the Phoenicians
I like how you generalized the mermaid's gender, not so many people do that
Sirens and mermaids were commonly mistaken in the old days. Imagine if Ariel turned into an anglerfish on her wedding night.
She’s just preparing for the mega nut
Just let the Mermaid eat you out.
Mermaids gotta eat too...
for the people who don't understand this, they are referring to a animal(???) called sirens which used to disguise them selves as beautiful mermaids with their sounds in ancient greek mythology
(correct me if I got something wrong)
Did Zeus' dick got involved in the story?
Sirin i believe
Scott the woz is awesome
Wait, they do that?
SHE BETTER EAT THIS DICK LIKE SHE EATING THE
I don't see a problem with the outcome.
I see this as an absolute win!
Stranger tides type beat
We love a Scott the Woz meme
Just a feeling i got
Can I get a source?
Deep six them semen, er uh seamen
Pathetic. The thing I want to fuck will probably tear me to shreds
You just didn't read the book
Woah woah woah woah woah, a Scott the Woz meme template on r/memes and not r/scottthewoz? That makes me genuinely happy
Become a sailor they said!
You get to fuck fish they said!
My sex maual just stays yes on every page except the page about kids.
You missed the page on arachnid sexuality
But you got to admit. It’s gonna be one hellava blowjob having your entire lower half slowly sinking down a mermaid’s throat. Once in a lifetime experience
What video of Scott The Woz is that?
It's the Spiderman with all actors in it
Downvote me please
I like that Guy. He has Sonic Jam right?
Solun is Macedonian.
ya 3 year olds suck
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