Haha okay I swear I'm not joking but I designed this toilet paper and I'm so freaking tickled pink to see it on reddit! Hope you like the fun wavy perf line :)
I so want to believe this is true
One-up her with your brand new bidet?
*furiously googles fanciest bidet under $25*
This is way above the 'mildly' part of this sub. Weirdly happy to see it haha.
Okay but why? Doesn't that make it harder to tear apart cleanly?
I'm happy to report that the tearing experience was buttery smooth.
I'd wipe shit on that.
You forgot the shitpost flair
My toilet paper is so bad if it had one less ply I'd just be using my hand.
High class tp for high class ass
Yes the new charmin toilet paper . Made me feel like a king first time I tore it 😭
Dang! I want some fancy butt napkins, too!
Forget about it, you'll just ruin it!
Bougie booty paper AND a clean bowl? That's an adulting flex if I've ever seen one.
I feel like the waves would gently lick away the undesirables from my sphincter.
I wish I couldn't read
How did you take this picture?
What is this devilry?? And where may I purchase it?!
No one going ask how she took the pictures with both of her hands in frame?
The sister at aforementioned sister’s house.
What brand of TP is this OP?
Charmin, I believe.
Classy for your assy.
Thats the high makamaka butt tape right there.
Your sister is balling OP, you need to catch up.
For people who are tired of straight skid marks.
Did your toilet paper not seem normal before?
What the fuck is this shit
When you're so rich even your toilet paper is fancy
Oooouuu fancy pants
My butt cheeks are impressed
Whos taking the picture? haha
Dayum that looks kinda of satisfying
Aww, cripes. I didn't know I'd have to write a description. How many words is that so far, like a hundred? Soooo, yeah. Mildly interesting stuff. Stuff that interests you. Mildly. It's in the name, ffs.