Fake. This guy clearly shat on his own dashboard for the karma
Shhh. Don't tell the birds, they'll be out of a job!
If birds aren't real, birdshit ain't real.
It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than a car window.
Yeah you wouldn’t even need a targeting computer for this.
Call me paranoid but I do think birds fly around playing this game. I would if I were a bird.
They do, one fucker shat down the panel gap between my doors, another successfully blasted the engine through the gap
Trip button? More like the drip button.
Op needs gas
I posted this from the gas station after I got my McD's!
It was Hawkeye
Is your car a early 2000’s Chevy
Yup,Tahoe. I think '01
This should quite honestly be posted at r/youseeingthisshit
Actually no since that sub is for people reacting to things
Great shot kid that was one in a million!
All the stars aligned for this once in a lifetime moment!
Bird shit is good luck so this car will never crash, even if you take your hands off the wheel and close your eyes at 90mph.
Is this the equivalent of a 2% battery on a phone screenshot?
Bird Musta liked Fords better
You was lucky for not getting shit in your clothes
His goals are beyond our understanding
Updates and Addendums (because I enjoy that word):
This is an early 2000 Chevy Tahoe, I think '01. It's my in-laws', so I'm not sure.
I filled up right after getting my lunch and getting shit on at McD's
My oil is right where it needs to be, per my personal mechanic/ father in law who just recently checked it all out. I know he recently checked the oil bc he always resets the trip meter when he does, and it's around 200 something right now. The engine has problems, and there have been issues with oil leaks in the past, and I call him if it falls much lower than that mark. Im lucky he takes good care of this car for me bc I'm terrible about it.
I cleaned the shit off, luckily it didn't get inside the plastic cover. And I did NOT clean the rest of the dust off.
This is an 81 Honda, how dare you!
What does the trip button do?
Resets a temporary mileage counter, like if you're going on a business trip and want to keep track of the mileage. Just one example.
That bird had it for you.
Did it get under the clear plastic cover? That would drive me insane...
I think it's funny that OP blames the bird. Imagine what the bird is bragging about:
>Car drove precisely the right speed and trajectory to successfully swallow my flying shit. Sick fuck.
Oil pressure looks a little low
If the needle drops any more OP will be in shit creak.
Shit happens ...
That birb was tripping'.
Hold to reset
Go an buy a lottery ticket time now
I cannot fathom what truly weird thing you must have pulled in a former life in order for karma to quietly wait for just the absolute perfect set of circumstances to align so it could get back at you like this.
The bird tried to assassinate you
Was it a European Swallow?
Haha, yesterday I was shat on by a bird whilst reaching for my beer. Right on the forearm. Should have taken a pic and posted but I was just so fucking flabbergasted.
I think you've had enough, son.
This is Phoenix 3, good copy. Strike inbound.
Was it an African or European swallow?
Warning shot, fix that tail light before things get lethal.
Looks like a cluster from a Chevrolet, if anything that bird increased the value of that vehicle.
That's like the fucken Death Star trench run in real life!
Aiming for a tiny tower with a hole that allows your projectile to travel deeper inside the dashboard where you can never clean it out.
God damn Jedi right there I tell you. Force is strong with that one.
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Pssssst: Check the rest of your car. That was his 187th attempt!
Jesus go to the gas station you maniac, never go below 1/4 tank.
If reincarnation is a thing and we have a choice.. I will be returning as a bird.
Bombing practice will happen daily.
Watch out convertibles, you're gonna get it.
Could have been worse
I had my window cracked maybe an inch one day while driving. A bird managed to not only aim it's poop inside the car, but managed to hit me on my chest. Even managed to get my seatbelt. I wasn't mad, just impressed.
Drone strike missed the target
Check your oil. The pressure seems too low even for idling.
That's about right for the early '00's vintage Tahoe/Yukon. 10psi per 1k revs and the 5.3 won't complain.
Even for an old Chevy, I would want that oil pressure at idle to be closer to 40psi. Check your level at least
Hey I look at that dashboard everyday too
Thank you. I found that fascinating.
Bird had been practicing bombing runs.
Must be your lucky day. Go get that lottery ticket
Hmt...Almost only counts on horse shoes, hand grenades, and shit fights!
Pretty sure he is saying "I'll be back, reset your trip odometer and wait to find out when"
I once got shit on by a bird while I was sitting in my car, through the open window as it passed. I think it was intentional at that point lol.
When I was a kid, I was laying my head down on the armrest in the backseat while driving somewhere. A bird shit through the sun roof into my EARHOLE while the car was in motion. I cried and screamed and vomited. My mom was not happy with me. Another time, my big toenail got shit on while walking outside in flip flops. I think there was a second sunroof scenario, but I’m less certain of that one.
Also, it looks like it's in the shape of a goose.
You need to get some fuel.
You act like the birds don't know how to shit on anything.
Likely a P-47, those birds were damned accurate droping ordnance.
Bro got Death Star-ed.
Shits gotta go somewhere
This belongs on /r/birdshit
Get some gas
Go get some gas
Birds as a concept are fucking stupid.
That’s what you get for driving a Chevy. 😜
Charge your car, dude
You in a 1999 chevy blazer?
I can believe this, a couple of weeks ago I was helping my friend move some shit around. Took a short breather outside and somehow, a bird managed to shit on the inside of my glasses. Missed everything else on the way through too. I was more amazed than pissed.
The only vulnerable point on the dash where poop can fall in a crack
The fact that all the things lined up for this to happen, and that lil bit of shit looks like a bird... BRILLIANT!
Did some light backpacking last week. Got shit on twice in two days. WHY GOD WHY?
Hey you need fuel
The gas tank being nearly empty is more annoying than the bird poop....
Something very similar happened to me last year. I had my sunroof open and bird shit landed on my passenger seat. The area it landed at still looks like it has a — stain.
Have my upvote sir.
He was aiming for your head...
It's not about the pressision. It's about sending a message.
Even worse is you have to completely dismantle the dash cluster to clean that.
Forgot about angle. Its about the angle of the dangle too.
You need gas!!
Their programming has gotten sophisticated.
Im convinced birds poop on us for sport at this point
"Oh, you think shitting on top of a car is impressive? Hold my birdseed."
Bird used “the force” simple as that
This is a warning stop eating birds
OP, we all know that this is just week old tarter sauce ^LOL
Nice shot... but eww.
A bird shat on my face from inside the car a few years ago.
I was riding shotgun and had my window down. A bird shit and it hit the corner of the passenger mirror which buckshot spread and hit me in the face and mouth.
My buddy almost crashed from laughing so hard
You need gas...
Their aim is true
it's easy to get the height and velocity right when going for that, the really hard part is the timing, trust me
I like to think birds have this ongoing challenge with each other to shit on humans and their possessions -- there are categories for creativity, precision, volume, and level of human reaction. Possibly more.
My friend was rolling some weed next to a screen window and somehow bird shit passed through the screen and on to his rolling tray. We didn't smoke it.
That. Is. Awful!!!!
I lived in a house with a pretty good sized covered entry at the front door. It was a gable that went out probably 6 feet or more and was only like 8 feet high off the concrete patio. Somehow a goose shit while flying by and got under the ceiling of the covered entry and still hit the front door and exploded all over it. To this day I cant understand how that is possible.
I just missed my recycling bin from my office chair, at a distance of roughly 3 feet.
I was out trying to photograph bears a year ago, spent 3-4hrs and hadn’t seen anything good at all. Just sitting there on a fallen tree at the edge of the woods, I checked the time on my phone real quick and as I’m looking down bird shit drops on my head and phone/hand lol, I look up and it’s a damn Starling. Anyway, at this point I was pissed off and start walking back and about 10 minutes into that walk I end up encountering a young bear and got some of my best pics ever up to that point.
So long story short maybe some some good shit will happen to you now 😁
You need to put gas soon.
Hold to reset that shit
Did you try to hold and reset it?
There needs to be a sub for birds shitting on target.
Probably Treesisty Noscopus
Looks like Starling poop.
They did it on purpose
One time my dad was driving slowly through a community when a bird shit on him through the sunroof. It was so epic.
Is that a mid 2010s Chevy Silverado?
Early '00s, Cindy Lauper was performing, and a bird shat in her mouth. She spat it out and finished the song.
Is that an older Chevy trailblazer?
A bird once managed to shit in my trouser pocket. I only realised once I put my hand in there.
What kind of chevy are you driving? It looks like a 98-06 chevy truck
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