Posted by u/AestheticStateofMind 14 hours ago
Courtesy of my sister. She’s not like other girls.
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Being a Pharmacist is a good career path what the problem?
Herbalife is an MLM, multi-level marketing, and is pretty close to a pyramid scheme, so it’s not really being a pharmacist. Being an Herbalife seller would be a rather bad thing.
Edit: oh wait you meant the drugs—
First step to selling drugs it telling everyone that you want to sell drugs
Lmao ur FBI agent be like 🏠🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️💨
selling drugs is better than herbalife at least
At least drugs are honest about their results. No one gets into meth thinking their life is going to end up spectacular. Lol.
Atleast its not an mlm.
Looks sorta like she was being ironic, but idk
the use of emojis tells me this was satire and it’s pretty funny haha
Eh it's kinda funny, I think she's alright.
Hol up! Selling drugs is a business that has proven to work, people make good profits and the market has been strong and will remain strong, probably indefinitely. There is money in this market and the distribution networks work in a way, where salespersons have a chance to make a living. PLUS: The product usually works as adveritzed and the customers are happy. MLMs are the exact opposite. They're pyramid schemes in which it is barely possible to make a cut. Salespersons ony think they're in to make some money, when in reality, they're the customers. Many people have lost everything they had with this kind of "job opportunity". The products rarely work as advertized. So, she's right. If you have to choose between selling drugs and selling herbalife, go for the drugs.
You just might end up, dead, in prison, or both
She’s not wrong to be fair ahaha
I’m pretty sure she’s being sarcastic
At least drug dealing is better money than that mlm trash.
It’s a joke
Agreed
Ugh, same girl. Wait a sec-
Perhaps she’s a pharmacist or a pharmacy assistant....
I’m all for it, pharmacists make mad cash
Clearly a joke
Lol. I had a family member share something similar in a chat because she’s a pharmacist.
Isn’t Herbalife a pyramid scheme
is she applying for the pharmacy school?
r/antimlm
Way more lucrative than MLM
First step to being a successful drug dealer: post about it on social media.....*check*
Spot on, love
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Didn’t the herbalife ceo die of a drug overdose tho?? 💀💀
I mean, I'd rather my sister sell drugs than herbalife.
i LOVE how all of us are like "hold up she's not wrong..."
Damn, OP your sis is ✨*QUIRKY*✨
I love her lmaooo
At least she's not in a MLM
Who sells eyelashes? And who buys them in the first place?
well, good on her for not wanting to sell herbalife at least
It’s kind of funny tbh. I don’t mind making fun of MLM.
Sucks being humorless huh?
Ugh stop making fun of us,🔭 I’m sorry but we are just unique, and not like the rest of you losers, like other girls be partying 🤸♀️ and I’m just here digging graves while eating my dead cats sandals.
why's my sister just like this.. she phrases it as "y'all don't see my vision"
Beats trying to get someone to buy 10k worth of leggings. I can at least get trough the drugs.
Well better ROI ( return on investment )
r/drugscirclejerk
I mean I’d also rather sell drugs than be part of an MLM
are there drug MLMs?
I'll admit this is funny
she’s not like other girls, she’s Pablo Escobar.
Is she a pharmacy tech? Because that’s how I got into selling drugs after being laid off from a job selling clothes.
r/antimlm would appreciate! fucking haters, you all haha
Remember kids, heroin makes you quirky!
This sub is cringier than anything ever posted on here. Why are a girl's ridiculed for liking literally anything?
Tell her it's not worth it. Especially once you get caught. Prison is not a good place.
Hello, we noticed some disturbing content on ur social media page. FBI will be taking care of your case for now
Well then, friend, let me get you started!
How much for a few grams of cocaine and ketamine?
What kind of drugs we talkin here? Asking for a dear friend of course that doesn’t really know about stuff like this Edit: changed dead to dear. I blame spellcheck
Duh drugs make the most cash
im not like other girls, i literally watched 'breaking bad' once 😩😩✌️
At least you stand some chance of making money if you opt to sell the drugs lmao
Is your sister single and ready to mingle?
And I want to buy them... call me.
Ok, good to know.
Well she's not gonna be any good at it judging by this loudmouth post lmao
Someone’s gotta do it.
I do respect the ANTI-MLM SENTIMENTS though...? Plot twist- this user is gearing up to start an illegal drug MLM.
REAL women dont fall for MLMs
911 this is an emergency
Irony is she'd make more money selling the first 3 and wont go to prison for it.
I mean, at least she'd make more money.
least there's actual profitt in that.
Whatever keeps people away from MLM schemes i guess jajaja
Uh, what's stopping her? Lol
Funny. I approve.
I literally lol’d
honestly, bas3d
I am not like other girls. I wanna sell drugs, build an empire, become an enemy of the US, and become interpols most wanted fugitive.
Looks like she's going to have a long successful career at this criminal stuff...
Let's start by not telling everyone in the internet you want to sell drugs-
Sells drugs, 10 years later becomes a herballife repp and talks about how drugs ruined her life
This is an obvious joke
This is kinda funny lol
no you fucking don’t, ashley. stfu and eat your froyo
Herbalife could come under that.....
"She's not like the other girls" ☠
Do she know how many girls sell drugs?
At least she might make some actual money
♡♥︎
Well with the app roblox you can eat people’s hand and sell drugs to kids.
Tbf selling crack is a better career move than selling Herbalife
Well, it's good business
Depending on where you are and if weed is legal, sounds like a potentially profitable business. Don't know what that has to do with what's between your legs
Selling drugs is the new ✨MLM✨
lmao-
Drug dealers are quirky 👏
Because that is so much better, LOL. Unless she’s talking about being a pharmacist. If that’s the case, then good for her; if not, then BIG OOF.
At least the ones who sell lashes or clothes we don't end shooted by the narco for not paying his part or not selling enough
Lol just in massive debt
She sounds like a useless piece of shit
whoa dude, chill out