You're supposed to drain the tuna.
And mix it with mayo and dill relish before adding to the crackers. Also use Ritz or equivalent rather than saltines.
Good god, why?
You forgot to add milk.
probably doesnt taste too bad, just looks like a mess mixed in like that
Yeah, dipping crackers in tuna? Sure. But making a bowl of cereal out of it? Well now it's just soggy.
I was okay until you said fish cereal.
I was never ok.
This actually made me dry heave. Uh...well done?
Revolting. Well done
Like I can see putting drained tuna on a single cracker and eating it. I myself do that. However a bowl with crackers sopping with tuna can soup, fuck this shit.
Did you not drain the tuna juice so it could be used as “milk”?
Usually I just scroll pass, but what the actual fuck
Don't know you, but I am mad at you.
This looks like the tuna and crackers snack packs I used to buy. Wasn’t that bad. What was bad was calling it a damn cereal
This pic made me throw up a bit.
Same. First post on this sub to elicit that response, TBH.
put some mustard on that shit before you gross me out.
This is a bullshit!
I would be totally fine dipping crackers into tuna but mixing them together in this ungodly concoction is very shitty indeed
There’s better ways...
all you needed to do was add mayo to the tuna bro jfc.
Honestly if you want really good tuna salad add mayo, minced or diced onion, crushed saltines, and soy sauce or msg. Mix it all up then let it sit in the fridge for awhile. Its so much better if you let it sit. The crushed saltines give it a little more texture too, you dont want slimy tuna salad, but you can skip that and just use less mayo.
I also like to chop up celery and throw it in too but with crackers, celery, and onion it starts to make it too bricklike. sometimes I just add the tuna to the celery like you would with peanut butter. Delicious.
If youre wondering why soy sauce or msg just... try it. Dont add to much and thank me later.
This just made me audibly gag.... well done.
Disgusting. I love it.
There needs to be a subreddit for absolutely foul meals
Hmm needs more salt
You're supposed to drain the tuna first.
Thanks for allowing me to taste my breakfast again in the back of my throat.
This is quite sad to look at. I hope OP is slaying it out there
I got a stomach ache from just looking at it
now this atrocity is exactly why I joined this sub
So y’all don’t just eat plain tuna with crackers? Cuz that’s a go to for me if I’m hungry and don’t feel like cooking
I though this was r/shittyfoodporn not r/shittyfoodsnufffilms
I hate you for making me look at this and reading the phrase "fish cereal."
Have a terrible day,
Cereal needs milk.
This is upsetting
Are you a cat? Fish cereal sounds like something a cat would like...
Crackers with Tuna sounds like the name of a white hip hop group
Don’t eat canned tuna, it’s devastating to the ocean populations. “Dolphin Safe” labels are bullshit. Check out the documentary “Sea-spiracy” on Netflix.
I fucking hate this. Amazing work
You should feel bad for this
Yeah there we go, another great example of what this sub should be, a dish that smells, and tastes, like your overweight booty call after 3 weeks without a shower.
Answer this comment OP to know if it was under the lethal dose of sodium.
Hmm, hasn't answered yet. I'm bored so I'll do the math.
This dish has about 30 saltines give or take (hopefully take), putting it at around 3.3g of salt per serving. The lethal dose is on average 56g, so OP would have to eat it seventeen times. Honestly at this point, I wouldn't put it past them.
That's not accounting for the \*extra salt\* they may have added at the table.
I almost threw up
I rarely gag but this did it. The texture I'm imagining is unspeakably gooey and mushy, and your brain is expecting crunchy, and I'm crying now.
Yeah you are lazy good job looks perfect fish cereal awesome
My friend at work was going through chemotherapy and radiation and this is all she ate every day at lunch.
Y dis? Y?
Oh, you nasty bitch
Whew... enjoy lol
Congrats I audibly gagged looking at this cursed image.
In the nicest and least mean/harmful sounding way, please fuck off sir/ma’am thank you
Best food indeed
I feel like they probably feed this TO tuna to catch tuna.
Is this a prison made meal?
The stuff of Gordon Ramsays night terrors
This is my nightmare in a bowl. Nice.
this kinda works... crush the crackers into crumbs, and use a can of tuna with oil, whichever oil it has.
Wow. 5 star shit right here.
It's like someone just punched me in the gut.
Fish cereal is a phrase I never want to read again
So which part roleplay as the milk
The picture was a winner but the title! Hahahahahahaha
This is a good beer food if done right. You have to drain the brine first, then you have to really mush the soda crackers and the tuna, add some mayonnaise and calamansi.
Hmm i can actually imagine what this would taste like and it's quite yummy in my head. Though I'd probably add mayo, some sriracha and a dash of salt.
I want to downvote this so hard but it really is shitty food porn
I just finished eating some tune with salted crackers. WTF is this monstrosity? Are you gonna eat everything than drink the liquid as if was milk?
A dog’s dinner. And not a pinch of seasoning... this is a white person, OBVIOUSLY
Im a Filipino.
"fish cereal". For the love of God I never want to hear that phrase again for the rest of my life
Mmmm... Tastes like depression.
I do this too except i add black pepper, salt, and sriracha on it lol
All okay friend?
Ok this is probably an "I'm fucking broke meal" but for the love of god just buy instant ramen like everyone else
What my cat would eat if she was human
I've only been on reddit for 2 months but this is the worst thing I've seen yet. You make me yearn for the old days of 4chan in 07
I wanted to let you know that after many a laugh, this post is the one making me actually unsub this page, sort of an congratulations
FUCKING WHY OP
I audibly gagged
Bravo. That looks truly terrible.
Bro throw that out!
You mean sea-real?
I have a dish I call mexican cereal.
It's salsa and shredded cheese with the end of a tortilla chips bag I'd add a picture but I bet it's better than just a can of tuna and crackers
This one is scaring me
Ooooohhh and you didn't strain it yuck
This is one of those simple culinary creations that I secretly enjoy.
As a huge canned tuna lover, add a little mustard, or mayo, or allspice, or if ur fancy pants bumblebee tuna sells their pack of tuna salad with cucumber and celery that I add to a regular can of tuna for a bigger meal
Ah yes, the content we all came here for. Disgusting.
“It’s like fish cereal” is something I never want to hear again
I really wish you didn't mention the second part of the title because it ruined a regular meal for me.
Now this.. THIS is what I stay on this sub for. What a horrendous concoction.
What is wrong with you?
that's a bold statement my guy, bold.
Looks more like fish soup.
Yup this belongs here.
I will beat you for that caption
That is proper fucked, man.