Fuck, now I'm picturing Alfred in the Batcave taking small doses of Scarecrow's fear toxin to get a high
*Robin enters the Batcave*: "Crime fighting ain't easy. Give me some."
That can’t be right. That would mean this came out almost a decade ago. And that would mean that I’m old now. Whose wrinkled hands are using my phone right now?
> And that would mean that I’m old now.
[I've got a song for you](https://youtu.be/TdIRrmNN_CQ?t=28)
Or maybe tangerines
a ROoBY the soize of a tangerine
I really fucking hate getting reminded how old that movie is.
This ending gave me goosebumps
Me too. The fact that he doesn’t even talk to him and is just happy that’s he’s alive and happy :’)
Remember that it's implied Bruce Wayne was dicking down Catwoman in this story. Nice.
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Is this in a square aspect ratio to preserve someone’s creative vision?
I wish it didn't show Bruce. I think a better ending would be just Alfred looking up, smiling, and raising his drink, then end. Leave just that small amount of ambiguity for the audience.
Idk I kinda disagree. I think the fact that it’s right after inception for Nolan a lot of people wanted a similarly ambiguous ending. To me, there is nothing wrong with the director showing us the ending. He wanted us to know he lived.
nitpicking here, but they're antipsychotics, not hallucination meds.
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I never understood that ending, just for the fact that if Elon Musk died in some terrorist attack, but then would show up in public on the terrace of some french or italian cafe, EVERYONE WOULD GO FUCKING INSANE, BCZ OMG THAT'S DADDY-MUSK! Such a dumb ending.
Didn't he move to Italy though? And even if someone recognized him, nobody would believe that's actually the guy. People look alike, it happens.
Too much Fernet Branca will do that.
Am.I tripping balls in a french cafe rn? Damn right.
Damn people spending their damn money away on damn lattes
thats todd howard he wants alfred to buy elder scrolls
He should have walked over and hit him with the newspaper, “you little prick! I thought you were dead!” And then they hug. End scene
Michael Cain was the best Alfred.
You’d think Bruce Wayne would be more surprised to see Alfred. He has the entire world to anonymize himself and he runs into his old butler at the one cafe he dines out at.
I think he meant to go to that cafe because it's the one Alfred talked about earlier.
Sorry for my ignorance, but is it ever actually explained how he survives?
I believe in the end there’s a scene where Fox is trying to figure out how he could’ve saved Bruce by fixing the autopilot in the Bat, and it’s revealed that the autopilot was already fixed before Bruce flew it out towards the ocean. I’m not sure though, it’s been a while since I saw the movie.
Yeah, Alfred is really going up against Batman.
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I won't do it. I won't bury another Batman.
Ive always wondered how no one would recognize him there. Isn't he like **the richest guy in the world?**
Well he should be kicked out then.
Or Fernet Branca. That shit is gross. How anyone can drink it is beyond me!
Alfred actually just saw Christian Bale who happens to look exactly like Bruce Wayne
This movie should have ended right when he looked up and smiled, actually showing Bruce was too far.
It was kind of nice seeing Bruce get a happy ending for once.
Don't do my happy memories of this scene dirty like that, batman fixed the auto pilot!
I never knew Bruce survived! BRUH this just broke my brain.
Completely wrong! In this scene Alfred is finally enjoying his well earned retirement when Bruce decides to make himself seen in the most unexpected situation when he is enjoying a coffee (for the sake of added torment). Bruce's face basically says "not yet you old sack of $h!t"
You’ve got all these downvotes but shit, this is the funniest comment on the whole post. Well done
I still have a problem with this scene.
Bruce Wayne should be as recognizable as Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, etc, yet he goes out in public after faking his own death in a well frequented fancy cafe in Europe?
It makes a nice ending but it lacks common sense. That's like seeing Steve Jobs out at a fancy cafe in Europe. People will notice.
Here’s a random billionaire. I bet less than 1% of people in his home country would recognize him. Now take him out of that country and place him in a diverse city like Paris.
God this movie sucked.
I bet this movie would be called a masterpiece if Dark Knight wasn’t as good as it was
You took the screens from The prestige!
Actually the movie you're thinking of is called Now You See Me but yes
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