Turn volume up to max and it’s my dad
I've descended from a long line of loud sneezers/nose blowers, and I am proud of it
This is me. If I sneeze once during allergy season it sets off a chain reaction and I sneeze at least 25 times over the next 5 min. It’s the worst. New medicine this year has made it MUCH better so far though.
Me too, I call them "sneeze attacks". I've had to pull my car over when I got a sneeze attack while driving.
You just made me realize I haven't had a bad sneeze attack since starting allergy treatment. Yeah!
Once you start sneezing you never stop; the intervals just get longer. And then you die.
Woah. I didn't like that.
Seriously tho have you every tried to keep your mouth open during the sneezy part it’s harder than it looks good job
What? I always sneeze with my mouth open. How the hell do you even sneeze with your mouth closed??
Apparently its 1/8th of an orgasm... flowers are more aggressive than Kevin Spacey
This explains why after I sneeze 8 times I have to change my underwear
I hate when people sneeze into their hands like that. Sneeze into your elbow or something.
I do love living on a farm and having allergies to hay. Sure is great
Also shout obscenities everytime after the 2nd one.
This fictional cartoon man's hair makes me irrationally angry.
...or the alternative; walking around in a zombie haze due to the benadryl. Love spring!
One sneeze feels amazing. More than one and it feels like continuing to rub your dick after you already came.
This was me this morning in the shower. I’m like can I just was the shampoo out of my hair!?!? Fuck! Nope gonna spend 5 minutes sneezing while shampoo runs in my eyes.
So uh, am I the only one who’s thrown their back out by sneezing? Yeah? Ok then :(
According to my inbox, no, you’re not! Doesn’t sound joyful though. Jeepers.
I sneeze when I eat too much and get full.
My old coworker used to do this around the same time every morning. Record was 27×
Mine own fusty coworker hath used to doth this 'round the same time every morn. Record wast 27×
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The sneezing fits are awful & in the age of Covid, kind of gross. Anybody had to sneeze inside your mask? In public do you remove the mask to let em rip or just sneeze away inside your mask? At home an allergy sneeze attack is no big deal but in public I don't want to be that person blowing my nose fluids in anyone's direction. Last week in the grocery I had to sneeze. Turned into 3 in a row and I pulled up my big girl underpants & took it in my mask. It felt really awkward. The good part is the mask is kind of like a thick Kleenex. The bad part is you have to wear a wet thick Kleenex with sneeze in it. Makes you very happy to leave the store & take the thing off in the safety of your car.
You did it right.
The first time I saw this I was straight up _cackling_ while my wife was in the other room on the phone. I showed it to her later when she asked what I was looking at and she gave me this look: 😐
I sneezed about 7 times after reading this, it’s contagious like yawning :(
This happens to me once every few months. Always right as I’m getting to bed. My cat and my SO hate it.
I started Sublingual Immunotherapy around New Year’s and while last year I can barely breathe outside and sneeze with a runny nose nonstop, I have yet to sneeze once this year.
Can highly recommend doing as soon as possible in life!
You’re not really sneezing until you throw out your back with one.
Or is that just old?
I have a muscle or something in my back by my lower ribs. When I take that deep breath before sneezing, I will occasionally catch that muscle and feel like I was stabbed.
Blow your throat out on the 9th sneeze
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Welcome to Texas
Ugh this was me off and on all day. It’s just the beginning
Allergy shots ten years ago (at age 27) saved my fucking sanity.
I'm being attacked
That's me when I have a cold
Random coughs will set them off. It's a guess to see when it will happen next.
In TN we call that phase the Pollening.
This chick in my class back in the day sneezed like 30 times in a row
The rule is three in a row and you have to go.
Sometimes I sneeze so much I actually fall over. Allergies are dangerous!
I start shaking my head violently like a dog that just whiffed black paper after the 4th sneeze.
i actualliy sneeze :)
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