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WELCOME TO /r/TIFU! Today I Fucked Up is a community for the dumbass in all of us. We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. Let us make each other feel better about ourselves. Come and check it out! Why you should join us: It's funny, interesting, cringe-worthy, laugh-causing, smile-inducing, feel-good, ridiculous, humor, humorous, humerus, stupid, cool, awesome, but mostly because it's the best community on reddit.

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Posted by u/JOYFUL_CLOVR

TIFU by making the doctors think I was a drug mule.

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Posted by u/YOLOswagboy

TIFU by telling my British boss I was sorry for his loss of Prince Philip

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Posted by u/datacollect_ct

TIFU by destroying the childrens Christmas dreams

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Posted by u/aFinapple

TIFU by asking my girlfriends mother “what smells like fish?”

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Posted by u/logatronics

TIFU by drinking coffee my wife made and transcending to become a beam of pure light and energy

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Posted by u/SquirrelNeurons

TIFU by reveling in Nepali food (and Nepali spice) after a year of living in America with my fairly-bland-food-eating parents

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Posted by u/dekusoup

TIFU by refusing to go to the doctor and operating on myself

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Posted by u/imnocrook

TIFU by telling my students parents how I potty trained their kid

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Posted by u/fallingthroughspace0

TIFU by thinking my friend had gotten her coworker a really inappropriate sympathy gift

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Posted by u/JuicyGravitas

TIFU by clogging my toilet, and lying about it.

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Posted by u/effygrant

TIFU by suggesting my MIL flavour her genitals

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Posted by u/chef_buttnaked

TIFU by assuming everyone can party with the same intensity as hospitality professionals and ruined a threesome.

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Posted by u/Educational-Okra-392

TIFU by missing my Programming midterm

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Posted by u/GoodbISweetPrince

TIFU by trying to get my money's worth

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Posted by u/TifuPantiesTA

TIFU by mailing my used panties to my father

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Posted by u/strythicus

TIFU By letting lint build up in our clothes dryer for 7 years.

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Posted by u/carloman1

TIFU Cutting my Nipple with a Diamond

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Posted by u/KoalaKazoo

TIFU by putting a raw egg in my pocket and then forgetting about it.

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Posted by u/lorlordestroy

TIFU with gold glitter

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Posted by u/theorbnoah

TIFU by pushing a silicon ear piece into my ear canal

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Posted by u/JAM9711

TIFU by misunderstanding the doctor

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Posted by u/emsophii

TIFU by turning the men's room into a murder scene

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Posted by u/Robert_Chirea

TIFU by accidentally stealing gass from a gas station.

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Posted by u/carltomlinsonuk

TIFU by attempting DIY

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Posted by u/No-Information-7151

TIFU By inviting my cousin over

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Posted by u/Hahe77

TIFU by wetting myself

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Posted by u/ballsquancher

TIFU by not closing my tentacle hentai tab

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Posted by u/Veyknight

TIFU by accidental outing my bisexual girlfriend to her conservative mom by telling her about my dream

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Posted by u/asavage1491

TIFU I fucked up and got my tools stolen.

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Posted by u/Beat_Detective

TIFU by trusting my Christmas tree to behave while I was away.

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Posted by u/mbdyson101

TIFU by charging and viewing my ex wife’s cellphone

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Posted by u/MigraineMike

TIFU by realizing that I've been having severe migraines for 20 years from an extremely preventable thing

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Posted by u/Kattyday

TIFU by believing my boyfriend

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Posted by u/magschampagne

TIFU by laughing at my husband falling down the stairs.

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Posted by u/-usernamewitheld-

Tifu by locking myself out of my car

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Posted by u/righteousnessandtea

TIFU by calling the police on my brother

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Posted by u/croe97

TIFU by becoming a cat person

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Posted by u/WisdomDecision

TIFU by glueing my phone to my head

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Posted by u/superdragn

TIFU I dropped a lot of food on the ground and resulted in a lunch rush becoming into a non stop rush til close

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Posted by u/HappySier

TIFU by tempting the universe

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Posted by u/Glittering-Dig2713

TIFU by ghosting before a date

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Posted by u/PeanutButterSoda

TIFU by cutting my gf's jeans to shreds.

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Posted by u/Throwaway78902k

TIFU by not realizing cats do not infact have playdates...

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Posted by u/BubblyBlimp

TIFU by loosing my sh*t with my school-counselor.

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Posted by u/gb041387

TIFU by letting extended family live in our house

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Posted by u/kairu224

TIFU by playing with some tubes

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Posted by u/lovelyhoneybees

TIFU by accidentally overdosing on lithium

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Posted by u/radyasyonlucay

TIFU by forgetting I sued identity thieves a year ago.

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Posted by u/rigo_

TIFU by having a rendezvous with a homeless man

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Posted by u/moist_bum

TIFU by accidentally creeping my neighbours out

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A community for the dumbass in all of us. We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. Share your stories and laugh along with the internet.

##Rules
##### *hover for details*

######[](#space)
> ### 1. Use proper formatting.
- All titles must start with TIFU. That's the sub where you are, just do it.
- All posts must have at least 750 characters in the body. Tell us a good story.
- All posts must have a TL;DR at the end. Some of us are too lazy to read your story, sorry.

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> ### 2. Posts must be about you. Today **I** fucked up. Not your grandma, not some dude you saw in the newspaper.

######[](#space)
> ### 3. Must be your fault. No victim blaming. No TIFU by getting
- robbed
- scammed
- raped
- cheated on
- etc

> Those are not your fault. **Those are not your fault.** Just because something bad happened to you doesn't mean it's your fault.

######[](#space)
> ### 4. No overly vulgar posts. Eg: No pissing/shitting your pants. No incest/rape/minors/bestiality. No death of animals. No glorification of major crimes.

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> ### 5. Not a fuckup. No humblebrags or stories that have zero consequences and don't go anywhere. Eg "tifu by sexy sex". Moderator discretion.

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> ### 6. Be civil. No racism/bigotry/homophobia/transphobia. No personal attacks on other users, no name-calling. No low-effort "this didn't happen" type comments.

## Notes
#### **TIFUpdate** if you are posting a follow-up post to update us on your story, you can start it with "TIFUpdate".

##Related Subreddits
#### /r/TIDTRT (Today I Did The Right Thing)
#### /r/IdeasforTIFU (Feedback)
#### /r/AnimalTIFUs (Animals Fucking Up)
#### /r/pranks (Today I Pranked)
#### /r/TIGFO (Today I Got Fucked Over)
#### /r/TifuCircleJerk (Make fun of r/TIFU)
#### [Friends](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/w/subs) & [TINetwork](http://www.reddit.com/user/IsNotFritzly/m/tifu)

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