u/9999monkeys

amazing how you knew what he meant based on just that.

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r/toptalent

Posted by u/regian24 1 second

i love how u/theycallmemarg and u/mr_yuk posted almost identical replies at exactly the same time. a magical moment i shall treasure having witnessed.

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r/toptalent

Posted by u/regian24 1 second

downvoted because you misspelled fucking. nobody misspells fucking. don't ever misspell fucking again. it's F U C K I NG. write that 100 times.

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r/toptalent

Posted by u/regian24 1 second

of course... hey thanks for answering my questions! it was interesting. i hope you will succeed at whatever you choose, and your uniqueness will prevail.

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

your english is really fluent. did you learn in school or on your own?

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

oh, interesting. well at least he is in Germany

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

thank you for this reply. it is difficult to understand the background without being familiar with the monetary arrangements and various restrictions in place currently. (2) is hardly their fault tho.

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r/football

Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second

i thought most Azeris like that idea

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

what about your classmates?

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

interesting! you might be right. it's like the alsace, a source of neverending conflict between Germany and France. but your opinion is unusual, i think? most people celebrated, surely?

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

hmm... if joining the super league isn't based on merit, then winning the super league won't mean much. would people even watch it

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r/football

Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second

are there any vegans or vegetarians restaurants or peoole where you live?

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

how much freedom of expression do you have? do you have to be careful what you say?

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

do you agree with turkey's president erdogan's islamic conservative policies?

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

are you religious?

it means he's from Azerbaijan

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

how did it feel to kick armenia's ass so decisively?

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r/IAmA

Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second

i suppose that's a fair point... but i don't see it as a cause for vitriol and primeval hatred. if the top clubs get a bit weaker, wouldn't that give more opportunity to the lesser teams that never make it to the finals? beneficial, i'd say.

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r/football

Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second

why would there not be another Leicester? that happened in the premier league... which is separate from this new thing. is the premier league going to cease to exist because of the super league? as for TV money, will they stop broadcasting the premier league??? i still don't get it. i don't see what's wrong having an elite league on top of the other leagues

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r/football

Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second

https://www.marutsu.co.jp/pc/i/1633082/

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r/robotics

Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 second

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r/football

Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second

why though, what's the problem. i get it that you are angry, but you haven't explained why.

why tho. they're not changing the rules of the game.

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r/football

Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second

can someone explain why all the fans to a man are outraged and saying it's about greed? how is this super league beneficial to the clubs' financials, what makes it about greed? i'm failing to see why everyone up and down the country is pissed off it seems like an alternative to UEFA and it wouldn't affect national leagues like the premier league... what is the issue?

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r/football

Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second

this is actually a kit so yes exactly like that

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r/Damnthatsinteresting

Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 second

🙄

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r/robotics

Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 second

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r/interestingasfuck

Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 second

yeah it's called squatting, it is illegal but a lot of people do it. depending on the local laws, the legal owner (usually whoever buys the property) has a hard time evicting squatters.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/BensReddits 1 second

what's wrong with that though??

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r/Wellthatsucks

Posted by u/pikopala 17 hours

🤗

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r/Wellthatsucks

Posted by u/pikopala 17 hours

they're cursed. they cause you to crash you car.

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r/Wellthatsucks

Posted by u/9999monkeys 18 hours

"Again, Moz? Really?"

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r/Damnthatsinteresting

Posted by u/9999monkeys 18 hours

you level your thumb with the horizon, then align with the stars

oh i see we have a downpayment scammer here. sorry if you feel i threatened your lucrative scamming ways. but odds are, karma will catch you eventually.

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r/forhire

Posted by u/[deleted] 18 hours

well by your genius reasoning the whole business model of stock photos is calledinto question. do you not know that watermarks is how dreamstime 123rf shutterdtock etc protect their images i talk to you how i talk to fucking annoying 14 year old trolls. i don't talk to everyone that way. don't you dare question my ethics based on rank ignorance

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r/forhire

Posted by u/[deleted] 18 hours

in theory, sure, just like any business is vulnerable to scams. there isn't any business that doesn't suffer due to idiot timewasters. that doesn't mean everyone is an idiot time waster

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r/forhire

Posted by u/[deleted] 18 hours

do you not know what a watermark is. hiw would i use a photo covered in watermarks. are you trollng ir just stupid af

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r/forhire

Posted by u/[deleted] 18 hours

as for portfolios... lol. shows how little you know. you have no idea how easy it is to set up a website with a superb portfolio... of other people's work. in addition, sone photographers ir designer sometimes outsource their work. so the work bears no relation to the portfolio.

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r/forhire

Posted by u/[deleted] 21 hours

deciding whether or not to accept watermarked work is standard practice. the payment is for product not for time. saying it is a red flag is misleading and just shows how ignorant you are. every customer has the right to refuse substandard work, whether it is a wedding cake, dry wall installation or photos. get educated before you lecture.

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r/forhire

Posted by u/[deleted] 21 hours

in addition, i am not into getting scammed. so i need proof the work was done.

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r/forhire

Posted by u/[deleted] 22 hours

i'm not ordering food. i'm ordering pro class photos. not confident in your game, skip the gig

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r/forhire

Posted by u/[deleted] 22 hours

this is a 20-year-old budgie

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r/aww

Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 day

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

haha yep always tough. my relationships tend to be short term. they drive you nuts haha

i thought you guys were kidding. wow that was bad

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r/interestingasfuck

Posted by u/Sargassso 3 days

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r/interestingasfuck

Posted by u/Particular_Equal1843 3 days

the death penalty needs to stay, so law enforcement has leverage. you can't take the death penalty off the table in exchange for a confession and the location of the body, if it's off the table to begin with.

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r/interestingasfuck

Posted by u/Particular_Equal1843 3 days

biste etwa 12 jahre alt

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r/interestingasfuck

Posted by u/Particular_Equal1843 3 days

it is nice that one person was willing to give himself up for a righteous cause

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

i never date at my level. i always go for the 9's and 10's. never hold back. don't settle for anything less than you want.

motor oil, that's disgusting. it gets everywhere and you have to wax your car all over again

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

it's good that you did! happy cake day

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

Did you take a taxi part of the way

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

Well done. Even people without issues would struggle with that distance.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

I would head straight for the noose rack.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

Right, so you what, ignore them? Yammer until the cows come home? How does that even work?

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

Sure u/AmunPharaoh, you would say that

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

Okaaaaay...

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

I mean, duh.

What about pediatric cancer?

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

Damn, that's rough. You didn't have covid insurance?

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

You forgot your keys?

Geez that's far. 8 hours?

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

Oh that's clever.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

Oh no! Christ.

was reporting her to HR an option?

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

He single-handedly made a fool of himself.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days

Oh that's pure genius.

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/CyberSibey 3 days

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/CyberSibey 3 days

Was it the same guy both times?

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/CyberSibey 3 days

Reminds of the Gauls fearing the sky might fall on their heads.

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r/JustGuysBeingDudes

Posted by u/Dude-why-though 4 days

i see

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r/JustGuysBeingDudes

Posted by u/Dude-why-though 4 days

i have no idea what's going on. can someone explain.

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r/aww

Posted by u/9999monkeys 5 days

yes, his first love. she did it. for *peanuts*

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Smart-Ad2383 6 days

redditan? redditese? redditi?

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Smart-Ad2383 6 days

he can't be a redditor then

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/AdRaref 6 days

buddy you're doing great. you have a job with physical activity, to keep you fit. you'll grow older even faster if you're on a keyboard or clutching a clipboard all day

[it gets worse](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/mo3d3t/in_isolation_wards_where_patients_die_alone/)

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/AdRaref 6 days

yeah but there's also this: juries are unpredictable

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/9999monkeys 6 days

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/9999monkeys 6 days

plea deal, saves everybody time and money

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/AdRaref 6 days

i'm on the wrong side of 50 and lemme tell ya, time is weird. it starts going much faster as you grow older. in my 20's a year was a really really long time. all the time in the world. now a year is over before you even get into it. it's terrifying

That was 2012? Seems like yesterday...

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/AdRaref 6 days

he was in the driver's seat

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r/IdiotsInCars

Posted by u/kpeter1993 1 week

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r/IdiotsInCars

Posted by u/kpeter1993 1 week

the producer's name? YHWH. his son installed my drywall

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Andreersjef 1 week

STD

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r/pics

Posted by u/pixelomo 1 week

"doggu hatto howwwwww?“

i have an uneasy feeling that the waifu crowd will get in on this and commercialize it

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r/interestingasfuck

Posted by u/gangbangkang 1 week

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r/Damnthatsinteresting

Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week

sorry i didn't know

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/holyfruits 1 week

brutal

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r/aww

Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 week

shame on him them. that's not how you treat wildlife

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r/aww

Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 week

the dog was already free, there was zero need to hit the kangaroo

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r/pics

Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 week

oh i see it now HAHAHAHA

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r/aww

Posted by u/RedMirricat 1 week

oh! i use that! thank you so much for the info!

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Imaginary_East5786 1 week

i looked it up and that is a fucking weird song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSXiLVsq0cI&feature=youtu.be

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/drdisney 1 week

the song lyrics are saying that although they don't want to raise prices, they will have to do it within the year. "neage" (NAY UH GAY) means price increase, you hear it many times.

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r/aww

Posted by u/RedMirricat 1 week

can you elaborate on "this" medication? also happy cake day

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r/aww

Posted by u/RedMirricat 1 week

i think i am asking on behalf of a lot of people, but... what's the name of the antibiotic? that caused her to lose her eyes i've heard of all manner of reactions to antibiotics but loss of sight is a first for me

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/shoeswontwork 1 week

gwawwwwshrucks kshe bweshhjevwersh deshhwerrr

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r/canada

Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 week

have you tried robbing a gas station? that's also good for the environment

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/Avas_human 1 week

somebody post this on r/videos. i would but they don't like me in that sub

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/Avas_human 1 week

her name is leah

boy i was so excited when she finally got the ticking stick out

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/Avas_human 1 week

standard fare on reddit. i'm like the only one with a sensible username

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/Avas_human 1 week