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Cake day

08 Feb 2015
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Posted by u/regian24 1 second
pretty fly for a white girl
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Posted by u/regian24 1 second
amazing how you knew what he meant based on just that.
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Posted by u/regian24 1 second
i love how u/theycallmemarg and u/mr_yuk posted almost identical replies at exactly the same time. a magical moment i shall treasure having witnessed.
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Posted by u/regian24 1 second
downvoted because you misspelled fucking. nobody misspells fucking. don't ever misspell fucking again. it's F U C K I NG. write that 100 times.
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
of course... hey thanks for answering my questions! it was interesting. i hope you will succeed at whatever you choose, and your uniqueness will prevail.
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
your english is really fluent. did you learn in school or on your own?
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
oh, interesting. well at least he is in Germany
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Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second
thank you for this reply. it is difficult to understand the background without being familiar with the monetary arrangements and various restrictions in place currently. (2) is hardly their fault tho.
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
i thought most Azeris like that idea
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
what about your classmates?
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
interesting! you might be right. it's like the alsace, a source of neverending conflict between Germany and France. but your opinion is unusual, i think? most people celebrated, surely?
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Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second
hmm... if joining the super league isn't based on merit, then winning the super league won't mean much. would people even watch it
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
are there any vegans or vegetarians restaurants or peoole where you live?
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
how much freedom of expression do you have? do you have to be careful what you say?
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
do you agree with turkey's president erdogan's islamic conservative policies?
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
are you religious?
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
it means he's from Azerbaijan
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Posted by u/Ill_Bicycle_2287 1 second
how did it feel to kick armenia's ass so decisively?
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Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second
i suppose that's a fair point... but i don't see it as a cause for vitriol and primeval hatred. if the top clubs get a bit weaker, wouldn't that give more opportunity to the lesser teams that never make it to the finals? beneficial, i'd say.
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Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second
why would there not be another Leicester? that happened in the premier league... which is separate from this new thing. is the premier league going to cease to exist because of the super league? as for TV money, will they stop broadcasting the premier league??? i still don't get it. i don't see what's wrong having an elite league on top of the other leagues
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 second
https://www.marutsu.co.jp/pc/i/1633082/
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Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second
why though, what's the problem. i get it that you are angry, but you haven't explained why.
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Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second
why tho. they're not changing the rules of the game.
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Posted by u/WannoHacker 1 second
can someone explain why all the fans to a man are outraged and saying it's about greed? how is this super league beneficial to the clubs' financials, what makes it about greed? i'm failing to see why everyone up and down the country is pissed off it seems like an alternative to UEFA and it wouldn't affect national leagues like the premier league... what is the issue?
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 second
🙄
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 second
this is actually a kit so yes exactly like that
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 second
yeah it's called squatting, it is illegal but a lot of people do it. depending on the local laws, the legal owner (usually whoever buys the property) has a hard time evicting squatters.
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Posted by u/BensReddits 1 second
what's wrong with that though??
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Posted by u/pikopala 17 hours
🤗
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Posted by u/pikopala 17 hours
they're cursed. they cause you to crash you car.
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 18 hours
"Again, Moz? Really?"
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 18 hours
you level your thumb with the horizon, then align with the stars
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Posted by u/[deleted] 18 hours
oh i see we have a downpayment scammer here. sorry if you feel i threatened your lucrative scamming ways. but odds are, karma will catch you eventually.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 18 hours
well by your genius reasoning the whole business model of stock photos is calledinto question. do you not know that watermarks is how dreamstime 123rf shutterdtock etc protect their images i talk to you how i talk to fucking annoying 14 year old trolls. i don't talk to everyone that way. don't you dare question my ethics based on rank ignorance
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Posted by u/[deleted] 18 hours
in theory, sure, just like any business is vulnerable to scams. there isn't any business that doesn't suffer due to idiot timewasters. that doesn't mean everyone is an idiot time waster
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Posted by u/[deleted] 18 hours
do you not know what a watermark is. hiw would i use a photo covered in watermarks. are you trollng ir just stupid af
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Posted by u/[deleted] 21 hours
as for portfolios... lol. shows how little you know. you have no idea how easy it is to set up a website with a superb portfolio... of other people's work. in addition, sone photographers ir designer sometimes outsource their work. so the work bears no relation to the portfolio.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 21 hours
deciding whether or not to accept watermarked work is standard practice. the payment is for product not for time. saying it is a red flag is misleading and just shows how ignorant you are. every customer has the right to refuse substandard work, whether it is a wedding cake, dry wall installation or photos. get educated before you lecture.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 22 hours
in addition, i am not into getting scammed. so i need proof the work was done.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 22 hours
i'm not ordering food. i'm ordering pro class photos. not confident in your game, skip the gig
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 day
this is a 20-year-old budgie
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
haha yep always tough. my relationships tend to be short term. they drive you nuts haha
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Posted by u/Sargassso 3 days
i thought you guys were kidding. wow that was bad
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Posted by u/Particular_Equal1843 3 days
the death penalty needs to stay, so law enforcement has leverage. you can't take the death penalty off the table in exchange for a confession and the location of the body, if it's off the table to begin with.
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Posted by u/Particular_Equal1843 3 days
biste etwa 12 jahre alt
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Posted by u/Particular_Equal1843 3 days
it is nice that one person was willing to give himself up for a righteous cause
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
i never date at my level. i always go for the 9's and 10's. never hold back. don't settle for anything less than you want.
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
motor oil, that's disgusting. it gets everywhere and you have to wax your car all over again
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
it's good that you did! happy cake day
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Did you take a taxi part of the way
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Well done. Even people without issues would struggle with that distance.
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
I would head straight for the noose rack.
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Right, so you what, ignore them? Yammer until the cows come home? How does that even work?
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Sure u/AmunPharaoh, you would say that
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Okaaaaay...
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
I mean, duh.
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
What about pediatric cancer?
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Damn, that's rough. You didn't have covid insurance?
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
You forgot your keys?
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Geez that's far. 8 hours?
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Oh that's clever.
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Oh no! Christ.
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
was reporting her to HR an option?
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 3 days
Oh that's pure genius.
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Posted by u/CyberSibey 3 days
He single-handedly made a fool of himself.
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Posted by u/CyberSibey 3 days
Was it the same guy both times?
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Posted by u/CyberSibey 3 days
Reminds of the Gauls fearing the sky might fall on their heads.
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Posted by u/Dude-why-though 4 days
i see
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Posted by u/Dude-why-though 4 days
i have no idea what's going on. can someone explain.
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 5 days
yes, his first love. she did it. for *peanuts*
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Posted by u/Smart-Ad2383 6 days
redditan? redditese? redditi?
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Posted by u/Smart-Ad2383 6 days
he can't be a redditor then
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Posted by u/AdRaref 6 days
buddy you're doing great. you have a job with physical activity, to keep you fit. you'll grow older even faster if you're on a keyboard or clutching a clipboard all day
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Posted by u/AdRaref 6 days
[it gets worse](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/mo3d3t/in_isolation_wards_where_patients_die_alone/)
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 6 days
yeah but there's also this: juries are unpredictable
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 6 days
plea deal, saves everybody time and money
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Posted by u/AdRaref 6 days
i'm on the wrong side of 50 and lemme tell ya, time is weird. it starts going much faster as you grow older. in my 20's a year was a really really long time. all the time in the world. now a year is over before you even get into it. it's terrifying
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Posted by u/AdRaref 6 days
That was 2012? Seems like yesterday...
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Posted by u/kpeter1993 1 week
he was in the driver's seat
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Posted by u/kpeter1993 1 week
the producer's name? YHWH. his son installed my drywall
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Posted by u/Andreersjef 1 week
STD
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Posted by u/pixelomo 1 week
"doggu hatto howwwwww?“
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Posted by u/gangbangkang 1 week
i have an uneasy feeling that the waifu crowd will get in on this and commercialize it
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
sorry i didn't know
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Posted by u/holyfruits 1 week
brutal
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 week
shame on him them. that's not how you treat wildlife
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 week
the dog was already free, there was zero need to hit the kangaroo
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 week
oh i see it now HAHAHAHA
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Posted by u/RedMirricat 1 week
oh! i use that! thank you so much for the info!
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Posted by u/Imaginary_East5786 1 week
i looked it up and that is a fucking weird song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSXiLVsq0cI&feature=youtu.be
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Posted by u/drdisney 1 week
the song lyrics are saying that although they don't want to raise prices, they will have to do it within the year. "neage" (NAY UH GAY) means price increase, you hear it many times.
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Posted by u/RedMirricat 1 week
can you elaborate on "this" medication? also happy cake day
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Posted by u/RedMirricat 1 week
i think i am asking on behalf of a lot of people, but... what's the name of the antibiotic? that caused her to lose her eyes i've heard of all manner of reactions to antibiotics but loss of sight is a first for me
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Posted by u/shoeswontwork 1 week
gwawwwwshrucks kshe bweshhjevwersh deshhwerrr
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Posted by u/9999monkeys 1 week
have you tried robbing a gas station? that's also good for the environment
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Posted by u/Avas_human 1 week
somebody post this on r/videos. i would but they don't like me in that sub
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Posted by u/Avas_human 1 week
her name is leah
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Posted by u/Avas_human 1 week
boy i was so excited when she finally got the ticking stick out
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Posted by u/Avas_human 1 week
standard fare on reddit. i'm like the only one with a sensible username
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Posted by u/Z-ARI 1 week
hey that's my monkey
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