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Cake day

31 Dec 2017
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 22 hours
[Source](https://twitter.com/HeyitsTowler/status/1353829937233473538)
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Posted by u/abc123xyz12 1 month
Ngl getting to that realization was pretty comforting especially when you have been struggling most of your adult life
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Posted by u/TheGreaterDecatur 2 months
*me putting a spatula under my bed before going to sleep to get my state to flip* IT WORKED!!!
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 3 months
The Lord Of The G-Strings: The Femaleship Of The String
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 3 months
That's obviously Gollums head
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 3 months
Yeah it's funny cos it's a math joke
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 4 months
it's actually Bible Study and Discussion Meeting
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 5 months
She's just wearing her napkin the wrong way
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Posted by u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens 5 months
I for one would not have smiled at all this season without Bruno
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Posted by u/my-surname-is-NASA 5 months
I'm just trying to distract myself from the fact that I have to be alive for the rest of my life
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 6 months
that was my objective all along
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 6 months
r/uselessyellowcircle
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 6 months
I don't know really, I just post stuff I find interesting and some people agree with me sometimes, it's a great to pass time. Other than that I just try to have fun.
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 6 months
society has become\*
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 6 months
because he started to feel better
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 6 months
I mean... the misfortune of some makes the happiness of others
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 6 months
Lol same Jk, nah there are usually some pretty good and relatable comments in here, it's just the response that this post calls for I guess
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 6 months
That's exactly the reason I like this sub so much
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 7 months
Dude what?! In the last two days alone he shared a video of his supporters shouting a racist slur and it appears he knew about Russians putting bounties on US troops and he is still silent about it, at this point people are not finding anything, he is doing it to himself
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 7 months
not exactly I mean he doesn't have a pockmarked face, still has hair and both eyes. If you tell me that he has more than 10 teeth on his mouth, I'll swear he was the hottiest on that flat Earth
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 7 months
behold my [beautiful face](https://i.imgur.com/mEMVyaa.png)
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 7 months
10/10 wenches would show ankles
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 7 months
I'm a try to take screenshots later Edit: [sc1](https://i.imgur.com/6ROPiPr.jpg?1) [sc2](https://i.imgur.com/uKg3sju.jpg?1) [sc3](https://i.imgur.com/JdJY720.jpg?1) PS: I can't take screenshots with my phone cause my power button stopped working and I could't use a third party app cause the messages only appear in the notifications so I had to take photos with another phone hence the quality
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 7 months
Thank god you can't see those comments cause they appear as a notification in my phone and let me tell you they are fucking horrible, can't believe there are people still defending those hood wearing dumbasses in 2020
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Posted by u/MicrowaveBurrito2568 7 months
Oh man I cringe everytime I remember all the reports I copied from the internet thinking my teacher would be impressed
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 7 months
In the 1950s, Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to perform in Hollywood's most popular nightclub, The Mocambo, because of her race. Marilyn Monroe, who was a big fan, called the owner and explained that if he booked Ella, she would be there every night, which guaranteed huge press coverage. He booked Ella and Marilyn was there, front table, every single night as promised. Ella said, "After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman, a little ahead of her time, and she didn’t even know it.”
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 7 months
Damn right, we not stopping until there is some actual change
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Posted by u/Blackandheavy 8 months
I have so many questions right now, first of all who are these kids and where are there parents?
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Posted by u/Ayy_2_Brute 8 months
Corporate wants to find the difference between these two people. They are the same people.
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
a fun game is to play Bingo with your mental illnesses
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
Gotta hand it to that judge, not many of them side with men in these kinda cases
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Posted by u/vmuresanu 8 months
Looks like shit is back on the menu boys
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Posted by u/yomamascub 8 months
He accomplished all his career without even graduating high school? man that's awesome
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
You guys get compliments?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
tis but a scratch
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Posted by u/sarahtheshortiepie 8 months
better late than never
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Posted by u/etw2016 8 months
I'm from Algeria
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Posted by u/wardio4 8 months
When in Reme do like the remens. Yeah that doesn't work.
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Posted by u/sarahtheshortiepie 8 months
So this is what they used for abortions back in the day
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Posted by u/etw2016 8 months
There is a popular saying in my country "you don't really feel cinder until it burns you"
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
You could ask her, Kelly what's the biggest company in the world? And she'd be like, "blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah." Giving you the exact right answer
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
That was my objectif all along, you're welcome
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
She obviously just woke up drunk from the Halloween party still wearing the mask from her sexy peasant costume
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Posted by u/Rekdon 8 months
People really be flexing with their sugar daddy money
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Posted by u/SushiJuice 8 months
It looks like a big thumb to me
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
please don't give companies more ideas on how to take my money, I need savings
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
Michael.J.Williams
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
A lot of people are into that, including myself
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
He's just looking at a cool dude wasting his time looking at memes
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
I don't think time will fix my receiding hairline
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Posted by u/Admiral-Nutty 8 months
His twitter account is wildly epic
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Posted by u/BeautifulJustDaWayUR 8 months
I don't know what's cooler, the prosthetic leg or your title
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Posted by u/sexy_balls_69 8 months
Mithra, provider of self pleasure since 2007
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Posted by u/Craramy 8 months
"could you spare some chips for a starving dog?"
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Posted by u/ZacksPocketChange 8 months
They didn't have the higher ground obviously
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Posted by u/insolent_swine 8 months
We all have that one friend that sends long ass videos or videos that have been on your feed like 5 times already
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Posted by u/tiredofthis52 8 months
My therapy sessions leave my therapist and shrink in stitches. Oh.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
What kind of orange is that and where can I find it? I don't need sleep I need answers.
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Posted by u/DerpPotato420 8 months
"You son of a bitch, I'm in"
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Posted by u/Chaz_Carlos 8 months
Wisconsin is playing the drums
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
I won't allow anyone to say Jordan Peterson without the title sheikh
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Posted by u/Moonnight_24 8 months
Find you a girl that looks at you like that anime girl looks at Hitler
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Posted by u/Jelegend 8 months
This cat has super powers
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Posted by u/XIII_VII_C 8 months
J'approuve ce message
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
That's how unique I wanna be
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Posted by u/alexlmlo 8 months
Your review was short, precise and perfect.
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Posted by u/TehBunnieh 8 months
See you in LWIAY my friend
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Posted by u/SheikhYaram 8 months
The only time it's OK to be racist
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Posted by u/LackDeJurane 8 months
Wait you get a pizza when you fuck three kittens? Someone owes me a lot of pizzas
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Posted by u/RegularNoodles 8 months
Your meme implies that I can't share a toilet with my bros if I live in the US and I strongly disagree
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
Screaming at the sea is so therapeutic though
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Posted by u/awkward_humanoid 8 months
Well pewds asked in his last video if women reached out to Ed when they saw the show even though he seemed to be a bad person, I think we have the answer now
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
Once I assigned the open ended topic of blue, and I told my students to write anything that had blue as a theme. Someone wrote about a man stuck in a vast expanse of blue ice, as far as he can see, raving about why he had found a patch of red. It turns out he has been traveling with his sister and the warm red was the blood he spilled while eating her out of desperation.
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Posted by u/SonicSingularity 8 months
Everyone in the comments getting horny while drunk and I'm out here thinking about how life is a curse and existence is prison after just one bottle of wine
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
I can totally imagine him saying that
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
I swear if I can't go to sleep again until birds start chirping I'm gonna lose my mind
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
I imagine you would get the right to kill at 80 when you're fed up with everyone's bullshit but are too old to do anything about it
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Posted by u/SkrooImperator 8 months
As someone who lives on the south coast of the Mediterranean sea I agree with this message
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Posted by u/The_True_Keanu 8 months
The problem is usually with the reddit servers that keep crashing down not your wifi connexion Edit: sorry, my french took the better of me
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Posted by u/Space_Emperor_OG 8 months
Just the way my heavy smoking mom used to make them
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Posted by u/halond 8 months
I would honestly take that over any form of "we're all in this together"
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Posted by u/Inferno-Infernape-69 8 months
It had to be done
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Posted by u/republicofcodersc 8 months
This image hurt me more than my gf leaving me
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Posted by u/OfficialAnon2 8 months
It's in these moments that I want to thank my HIV for always staying positive
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Posted by u/imperfectshane 8 months
I can just imagine them taking over a ship and being like : "I demand to speak to the captain immediately"
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Posted by u/legolordxhmx 8 months
That man has seen some shit that he's not ready to talk about
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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Posted by u/MR-Pans 8 months
I tend to have better conversations when I comment early on in a post, otherwise my comment will be just be lost in a sea of new comments
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Posted by u/Creasu 8 months
I want to have a normal sleep schedule, not staying awake for all week and sleeping throughout the whole weekend
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 8 months
I've become aware of that when I started to lose my hair at 23
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 9 months
Disappointement
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 9 months
Honored to be the one to make you blow hair through your nose at breakfast. Have a good day.
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 9 months
it's a snacky snack Cause he's hungry duh
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 9 months
I should have put a NSFW tag, my bad
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Posted by u/Bmchris44 9 months
[Here you go](https://www.memri.org/tv/archival-british-islamist-abu-waleed-fantasizes-about-virgins-paradise)
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Posted by u/kmmurphy97 11 months
I used to think the same thing, only I didn't say it out loud and I'm glad because if my schoolmates could see me right now struggling in my 8th year at uni Ooof
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Posted by u/catastrophicalised 1 year
Get ready to be showered in awards. Also, must be nice to have enough money to be able to spend it on something that worthless.
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Posted by u/Afk94 1 year
Like a great poet once said: the years start coming and they don't stop coming
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Posted by u/Radish00 1 year
I would have preferred a new game 10 years ago and I would still prefer a new game today
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