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13 Apr 2020
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 1 day
Please turn the sound on, trust me!!!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 1 day
He was abandoned at a barn by his mother.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 3 days
Aww, thank you!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 3 days
Aww, thank you!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 3 days
Thanks!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 3 days
Thank you!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 3 days
Lol
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 3 days
Thank you!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 3 days
Not at all. Although, I once had a different hair style and he tried to do the same thing and that did hurt a lot.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 4 days
I know! You must see him after applying coconut oil on my hair. He licks my hair like crazy. Still not sure if he loves the taste or he is simply “cleaning” my hair. Anyway, he looks soooo happy when he does it.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 4 days
Thanks!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 4 days
I bet she is right and I bet it is!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 4 days
I mean, did I really have a say? Lol 😂
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 4 days
Aww 🥰
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 4 days
Thank you!
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
Sort of.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
He loves me too but he thinks he has hurt me too much and it would be selfish of him to be with me.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
More than anything.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
I like to be in top.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
I think I was really young. Maybe 9 or so.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
My boobs are 36 c. They used to be 36 dd. I trim.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
Last time I masturbated is in progress. And last time I had sex was last Sunday.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
It depends. I masturbate more when I’m close to my period. I used both my fingers and toys.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
Oh. I might. If I ever end up having anal and enjoy it.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
My real first name.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
I have no idea what that means. Lol
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
I find it disgusting. In fact, I even find my own fluids to be disgusting.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
Inside of me.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
No I don’t.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
No
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
Maybe.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
Oh, sorry. That’s not what I meant. These were two separate people. Although, I would love to have a threesome.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
No, I have only slept with two people before.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
Sometime in the future.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
I have bought some lingerie right before we sorta broke up. So I guess I’ll wear some of them for him.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
I wanted him back and he asked me for a couple of days to rethink things.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
Yea~ very sad stuff.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
No not really. We have been fighting a lot lately and for some reason everything he said seemed to hurt me. It came to the point where I would cry 3-4 times a week while on the phone with him. Everything he was doing seemed to be wrong. Which was bad for both of us. According to him, he was trying his best but that wasn’t enough. Which made him fell pretty worthless. We both got pretty miserable. So we took a break and I was pretty normal and I didn’t cry for the whole time. So when we talked again, we decided that although we didn’t want to break up, it was the right decision. After that we just cried and understood that that’s what was going to happen. The problem is I really love him and I don’t want to break up. So now we are taking another short break and think things over again.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
My non-boyfriend boyfriend. He is also my current best friend. However, we are sorta taking a break from each other.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
Yes I have. I can’t really do that because of quarantine and the fact that both of my parents are doctors and as a family we are very strict when it comes to the virus. As for my friends, they are all in their home states/countries because of the virus. And as for a new relationship, I’m kinda in one but it’s hella complicated and we are sorta taking a break.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
I’m alone because both of my parents aren’t home. I’m sad/heartbroken because I have been having a lot of problems with non-boyfriend boyfriend. And I’m bored because of quarantine plus that fact that I cannot talk to the only person that I want to talk to.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
I honestly want none of my own. But, I’m willing to adopt up to 10 if I can afford it.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
That’s a very hard question. My answer would definitely change based on what language the song is in. When it comes to English, my favorite song is Happy Together.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 5 months
Me, me, me! I’m in the exact some boat you are. Would love it if we could help each other out.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
It has been about a month. lol Yes, it was with my boyfriend.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
I’m intrigued. If you don’t mind me asking, have you two done anything about it? If not, do you think you’ll ever do something about it? Are you also straight?
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
Probably pitching, although it would be a dream come true to see it either way.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
Sadly, no, he is extremely straight.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
36 c. They used to be DD, but I got a reduction.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
I’m not sure if this counts as a kink, but I really want to see my boyfriend fucking another man in front of me whilst I’m masturbating.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
It drives me wild when my man is vocal. Dirty talking and moaning... Hot, hot, hot!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
My boyfriend. He was hanging out with us as well. We had AMAZING sex when we got home!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
My boyfriend. He was hanging out with us as well.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 6 months
I once left my house and hug out with my friends, in public, while only wearing a coat.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Most definitely! Also, add to that list semantics and syntax. Lol 😂
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Arabic.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Fair enough. Then, I’m sorry to inform you that I have no idea how to further help you. So, good day!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
That fact that when it comes to grammar, there are many, many rules, but there are even more exceptions.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
You may be right. However, you seem to be very sure that I am not taking all of the necessary steps to make sure that I’m continuing my English language learning in a satisfactory manner. Just because I’m not using your calendar idea doesn’t not mean that I don’t think it’s a wonderful idea. Nor does it mean that I’m doomed for not doing so. There are thousands of incredible ways to learn a language and the one that I’m using has been proven to be one of the best. In addition, it has worked for me for more than 6 years. Which is why I told you thank you for the suggestion, and that I will keep it in mind, but I already have a system that is satisfactory to me. Which is something that you apparently don’t comprehend. Furthermore, I’m not really familiar with slang because I simply don’t hang out with the kind of people who tend to use it. I understand that I’m lacking in this area, but that does not bother me at all because if I do not understand something I can always ask and people tend to be really nice and tell me what thy mean. Let me as you a couple of questions. Do you believe that I should know every single word in the English language before I teach English? Why is that? Why does it bother you that I don’t know that specific word? Do you happen to know every single world in the English Language? Lastly, what exactly made you think that I’m a thot?
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
I completely understand what you are saying. In fact, I think your calendar idea is wonderful. However, I do not need it at this moment. Moreover, have absolutely no idea whether my vocabulary system works or not nor do you have the data to ever be able to find out. To be completely honest with you, I couldn’t care less about what that word means. I wanted to know what you meant so that I could answer YOUR question. Furthermore, I’m doing this AMA because I’m extremely bored, so, thanks for the entertainment!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
You know what? You are right. I was insisting on you telling me what you meant because I didn’t realize that your calendar ideal will not only teach me what you meant by this specific word (right now), but it will also teach me mind reading. Also, I should probably tell my colleagues about your calendar idea so that they’d stop wasting time on studying and/or teaching pragmatics.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
If a word has more than one meaning, how on earth am I supposed to know what exactly did you mean? Having many causal sexual encounters or relationship? That ho over there? A whore? A slut? I’m literally just trying to figure out what you meant (exactly), so I could answer your question for my fullest abilities.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Thanks for the suggestion. However, I already have a vocabulary learning system that works very well. I’ll keep your advice in mind though. Anyway, what did you mean by that word? I’m intrigued.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
It’s impossible for any person (even a native speaker) to know every single word in any given language. Plus, to my understanding, this word is a slang; so I don’t really think it’s that important or that I should’ve known it. I googled it and got many options and I just wasn’t sure which of the definitions you were using.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Pardon? I’m actually not fully familiar with that word.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Aw, I’d totally mail you some, if that was possible.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
It’s absolutely insane!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Caramel cookie crunch from the brand Talenti or just plain vanilla.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Thanks. I wish you the same!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Thanks, I sure will. That’s a shame. They get me going every single time!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
I fucking love them. That’s how my boyfriend tries to get me in the mood most times and it’s a form of foreplay for me! I get them more than I give them.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Probably not. My family is really conservative and would kill me if they find them.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
The first real time I have came must have been when I started masturbating at the age of 12-ish. But the first time I had a mind-blowing orgasm was when my ex eat me out for the first time. The last time I came was yesterday. This AMA got me all hot and bothered so I called my boyfriend, woke him up, and had him help me out through the phone. It was hot! It’s either cowgirl or doggie. I have been with two guys. I have fooled around with a couple of girls but haven’t really had sex with one yet. Depends on the mood. I sometimes do and sometimes don’t. He likes to give me foot rubs. I’m not sure if that counts. No, I haven’t. However, that really gets me in the mood every time! Inside me.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Yes.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Sort of but not really. I have family who are from there.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
I have had better. Definitely not on the top ten but pretty close up there!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Not very often. My boyfriend thinks me wearing his t-shirts is more sexy.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Yes, and I already finished. I called my boyfriend and he helped me out.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Making out, dirty talking, touching him or even just telling him I want to have sex(lol).
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
I don’t think so. I’m always careful and my dresses are not that short.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
He always makes me cum before we start having sex. Also, I just enjoy being submissive every once in a while.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Many times!
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Yes he does. Not very rough because he is afraid that he’d hurt me.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Sometimes. Only if I have to.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
I don’t wear panties that often.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
I guess it shows how much he wants me in the moment. I also like how rough it gets.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Shorts and a tank top.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
I don’t live alone. But I can be as loud as I want to because my bedroom is in the basement and the rest of the rooms are in the second floor.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Not really.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Yes I do. Female worship and gay porn.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Most days, but not everyday.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Last weekend. Oh god, do I miss it.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Sort of but not really. My ex roommate walked in the room while I was having sex with my ex but I think she didn’t know that. We were on the top bunk bed.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Yes, in a car by the beach at night and on a big rock by the beach.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
I love my pussy being eaten. It’s the fastest way to make me cum.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
On his stomach, since he was laying on his back.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Kinda. I stopped right before he came in my mouth (this is my ex).
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Yes. One guy. My ex boyfriend.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
Yes, he does.
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Posted by u/Jane-M-Doe 7 months
I have never done that before. It’s would take a really long time to make him cum through oral. It’s almost impossible. But I would love to do that. Although I don’t think old ever want to swallow.
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