u/Jarmahent

Don’t activate retard mode when commenting on Reddit

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r/IdiotsInCars

Posted by u/AToastedToaster 6 days

Typical infinity owner

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r/nextfuckinglevel

Posted by u/PhantomGhostX 1 week

3 times I’ve seen this exact same comment.

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r/nextfuckinglevel

Posted by u/PhantomGhostX 1 week

Used to live in the ghetto area of Baltimore. Came out the shower one day and I looked at my window to noticed a hole that continued through my rooms door through a closet and was lodged in a wall in the back of my house. Turn out there was a shooting not to far away and a couple of cops came into my home to check out the damage. When you live in a bad area stray bullets can come in from anywhere.

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r/nextfuckinglevel

Posted by u/PhantomGhostX 1 week

I’d beat the fuck outta you

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r/nextfuckinglevel

Posted by u/PhantomGhostX 1 week

Go to ifunny you’ll find them there.

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r/nextfuckinglevel

Posted by u/PhantomGhostX 1 week

I’d like to let everyone know I didn’t find her outside. My old high school buddy is going to college and she couldn’t keep her kitten so she’s now mine and her name is Jelly(sorry for the generic name).

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r/aww

Posted by u/Jarmahent 1 week

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r/aww

Posted by u/Jarmahent 1 week

And that’s ok sometimes I just need to sit for a bit.

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r/PublicFreakout

Posted by u/jazzerhero 1 week

What race was the woman? If you feel the need tell me it’s an Asian man you need to tell me the race of the woman.

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r/aww

Posted by u/CAP_X 1 week

What’s the cats IFunny?

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r/UpliftingNews

Posted by u/alphacentaurai 1 week

Great now I’m definitely not tipping

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r/InternetIsBeautiful

Posted by u/doppio 2 weeks

This should be an extension

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r/Hololive

Posted by u/HoushouMarineLEGIT 2 weeks

The fuck

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r/mildlyinfuriating

Posted by u/13-fity 2 weeks

I usually let people in I got nothing to lose

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/AwkwardJeweler 3 weeks

This is fan theory rape

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r/WinStupidPrizes

Posted by u/Meatbeatmania6969 3 weeks

Attention

Saw her for the first time in step brothers, she had a lot of sexual energy in that movie

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r/movies

Posted by u/Sisiwakanamaru 3 weeks

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r/TwoXChromosomes

Posted by u/dal_Helyg 3 weeks

How much do you make a year napping ?

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r/RocketLeague

Posted by u/[deleted] 1 month

Way ahead of ya.

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r/gifs

Posted by u/Cow_In_Space 1 month

I have no idea if I have adhd or not but that job sounds so satisfying wow

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r/videos

Posted by u/cuervonews 1 month

This makes me want to do illegal things

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r/ProgrammerHumor

Posted by u/AP3Xdigital 1 month

I just got finished with a db2 syntax issue where the code was hundreds of lines long

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r/WTF

Posted by u/nahtowastaken 1 month

Interesting

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r/aww

Posted by u/hiking_n_stuff 1 month

Why does she look like she has a deeper black on the right? Was her coat just dirty?

Nothing will come of this.

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r/maryland

Posted by u/CompletePen8 1 month

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r/StarWars

Posted by u/SuperheroNick 1 month

are you allowed to disagree on this platform?

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r/aww

Posted by u/crospingtonfrotz 1 month

My kitten eats grass like it’s candy. Thankfully I rarely take her outside

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r/woahdude

Posted by u/Krabonszcz 1 month

I sit on the floor and watch cat videos when I get really high...

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r/science

Posted by u/mvea 1 month

Ay less traffic

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r/pics

Posted by u/ohnoh18 1 month

Cringe

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r/instant_regret

Posted by u/Pedrica1 1 month

Nope just another family that overfeeds their cat

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r/aww

Posted by u/AussieSnek 2 months

I’ve been telling my damn girlfriend to stop using her hands when she plays with our kitten. Its already starting to hurt

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r/RoastMe

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 months

Just give me the only fans

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r/atheism

Posted by u/MarianaGt 2 months

Amen

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r/science

Posted by u/mvea 2 months

I don’t think I’ve gone a single time stepping out of my apartment without a mask I don’t think it’s that hard

Trap music is for the beat not for the lyrics

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r/nottheonion

Posted by u/Harmonic_Soda 2 months

I know school sponsored pants when I see em

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r/aww

Posted by u/PurrfectClowder 2 months

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r/SelfAwarewolves

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 months

Striaght

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r/PublicFreakout

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 months

He’s in jail but he’ll be back.

Yes. Suicide attempts will be met with death.

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r/PublicFreakout

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 months

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r/instant_regret

Posted by u/KimAudrey 2 months

Happy Cake day

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r/instant_regret

Posted by u/KimAudrey 2 months

Why is it always China

Look around the comments someone already has

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r/instant_regret

Posted by u/scorrell 2 months

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r/instant_regret

Posted by u/scorrell 2 months

I’m actually curious as to how you manage to lower the quality so substantially. All You would have to do to repost this video as a gif is save it to your phone, trim the video and re submit it to Reddit as a gif

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r/cars

Posted by u/paganel 2 months

I’d love to see the face or the faces of the people who thought doing this was even a slightly good idea.

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r/PublicFreakout

Posted by u/MeriEagletie 2 months

He said “nigga” or “nigger”?

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r/PublicFreakout

Posted by u/MeriEagletie 2 months

He’s not going to jail

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r/PublicFreakout

Posted by u/MeriEagletie 2 months

“You gonna smack me with that?” “yes.”

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r/pics

Posted by u/wozzles 2 months

I live in a pretty well off area here in Virginia and my apartment complex offers food for the less fortunate and the line is always huge before they start handing out food.

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r/explainlikeimfive

Posted by u/Charming_Yellow 2 months

My old job made super hydrophobic materials with carbon black. We’re here in Maryland.

Why downvote? They’re right.

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r/pics

Posted by u/scissorbaby 2 months

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r/pics

Posted by u/scissorbaby 2 months

Because bong or because BDSM?

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r/pics

Posted by u/RuggedBeliefSystem 2 months

Everything he’s delivering isn’t necessarily I guarantee it

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r/ProgrammerHumor

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 months

So relatable

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r/AdviceAnimals

Posted by u/terminally_cheap 2 months

Hate

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r/nextfuckinglevel

Posted by u/charming_cabbage 2 months

Chikin

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r/MadeMeSmile

Posted by u/Anishinaapunk 2 months

You are hot, dumbass.

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r/ElectricSkateboarding

Posted by u/Iangrayimagery 2 months

Damn I didn’t know this was a place to review the boards.

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r/WatchPeopleDieInside

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 months

Of course

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r/unpopularopinion

Posted by u/shelbygirl1919 2 months

Yes. But it’s not when you’re 13

Damn you must be having the worst sex ever

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r/unpopularopinion

Posted by u/shelbygirl1919 2 months

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r/unpopularopinion

Posted by u/shelbygirl1919 2 months

Not when you’re 13

My mom told me that if I came back home with bad grades she would tie me down to the bed. And guess what? She tied me under a bed and left me there for 2 days. No one but her and I know this

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r/todayilearned

Posted by u/anon_nonapplicable 2 months

Yeah but it’s still wild

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/SecretariatGodHorse 2 months

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r/insanepeoplefacebook

Posted by u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U 2 months

I was wondering when I was gonna see someone repost this again.

Those album names are god tier Maximum Overload, Reaching Into Infinity, and Extreme Power Metal

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r/nottheonion

Posted by u/SMTNAVARRE 2 months

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r/aww

Posted by u/pixelomo 2 months

Fatass cat

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r/aww

Posted by u/pixelomo 2 months

I have had a lot of people tell me that they purposely feed their cat more because they think having a fat obese cat is cute.

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r/aww

Posted by u/pixelomo 2 months

No way! Unhealthy Chonky cats are my favorite!

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r/kia

Posted by u/firefistfenix 2 months

Where did you see this? I’m having trouble finding it. I have an 18 gt2.

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r/me_irl

Posted by u/Black_Gender 2 months

Putin.

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r/cars

Posted by u/linknewtab 2 months

Haha

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r/kia

Posted by u/Diiinosaur1 2 months

Absolutely

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r/instant_regret

Posted by u/AristonD 2 months

Reports for low quality post

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r/ProgrammerHumor

Posted by u/Lumpy-Measurement-55 2 months

When you got church at 11 but gymnastics at 12

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r/ProgrammerHumor

Posted by u/AvgDeveloper 2 months

Then you probably don’t use it often.

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r/Coronavirus

Posted by u/Facerealityalready 3 months

Cool

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r/TwoXChromosomes

Posted by u/SleepFlower80 3 months

Damn you get the overreaction award. 🥇

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r/Virginia

Posted by u/FlatEarthMagellan 3 months

With your help we can make Virginia smaller

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r/WatchPeopleDieInside

Posted by u/adnah 3 months

The videos pretty funny

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r/watchpeoplesurvive

Posted by u/mouthofreason 3 months

That sounds like a you problem

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r/coolguides

Posted by u/Relojero 3 months

A couple of them work like ginger and chamomile

No. I can absolutely see people genuinely using this as a medical guide. You fail to understand how dense people are on the internet. That being said you are right people are being way too sensitive about this, but at the same time if this “guide” has no scientific backing then this “artist” is just another person spreading false information on the internet.

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r/coolguides

Posted by u/Relojero 3 months

Fuck anti depressants I get suicidal thoughts when I take them.

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r/coolguides

Posted by u/Relojero 3 months

Man you guys really don’t like your jobs.

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r/videos

Posted by u/[deleted] 3 months

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/baconburner123 3 months

I call that; Tuesday’s at the park

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r/Virginia

Posted by u/CrassostreaVirginica 3 months

Is pushing poorer people out of the area a good thing?

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r/aww

Posted by u/orlando2542 3 months

Name

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r/WatchPeopleDieInside

Posted by u/Ash00721 3 months

Ah yes. The king of Simps

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r/kia

Posted by u/FL-Orange 3 months

Very nice. Been thinking of getting one for my wife she really likes the way the K5 looks! Congratulations!

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r/aww

Posted by u/jerinskynet 3 months

Mine is both with a nice sprinkle of soft cat slaps before she bites.

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r/starcitizen

Posted by u/EinfachNurMarc 3 months

Yep

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r/SubredditDrama

Posted by u/Kansai_Moth 3 months

I think I donated a hundred a while ago because I really wanted to play it but I lost interest because of the lack of development.

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r/UrbanHell

Posted by u/Roughneck16 3 months

Baltimore sucks haha

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r/UrbanHell

Posted by u/Roughneck16 3 months

Makes me sad.

I am a software developer and we can optionally use the company VPN. I prefer not to though.

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r/UnethicalLifeProTips

Posted by u/boredmantell 3 months