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Cake day

02 Jun 2020
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Posted by u/[deleted] 6 hours
I have no idea what that is
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Posted by u/bigbang1996 1 day
Genuinely curious because I don’t know shit about it. Why is it poised to take off?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 days
Good one
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 days
I’d say those are more happy than funny. But that’s just my opinion
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 days
1 noodle 2 meatballs?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 days
Haaaa
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Posted by u/kairukamisama 2 days
Never gonna give you up
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Posted by u/Gamehyped 2 days
Quentin Tarantino
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Posted by u/watch_baccano 3 days
Selling oranges
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Posted by u/[deleted] 3 days
What if you said it to a waiter/waitress ?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 3 days
Yes I know and I’m not trying to get into a technicality battle I’m just saying lyrics are part of a song and it’s normal to have that stuck in your head that is all
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Posted by u/[deleted] 3 days
Yes I know. But. You’ve never had lyrics stuck in your head?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 5 days
When the giant hands took me out and I saw the light. Now I’m much older and seeing the light is an opportunity again.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 5 days
Also, how long after will it hold before it drops, or if that’s not what you think then what do you think?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 6 days
0.65 now!!!
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Posted by u/[deleted] 6 days
My honest prediction... you ready for this.... $1.73 on the MORNING of the 8th. During the show, $2.21 and after the show... I’m crazy... $3.03. Yep. Those be my predictions. You heard it here first. But wait! There’s more! On the 9th it’ll drop a bit but on the 10th, I’m predicting, still over $1... $1.08ish. I’ll even build even more on my predictions here. It’ll build back up. Because another celebrity, besides Elon, will do something big to promote it and it’ll be back to the $2.50!mark and then fall and hold steady around $1.50-1.70 mark after that. If all that happens, you all owe me all your doge. You’re welcome and thank you
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Posted by u/[deleted] 6 days
It was at .60 today & I’m fucking amazed
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Posted by u/[deleted] 6 days
Yep
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Posted by u/killerman1999 1 week
Yes because I read the question and got naked
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
I’m down for anything more than what I paid lol
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
(Serious) What “time” are you waiting for, money-wise?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Yes but do you see the difference lol I’m late to the party and i fear it’ll never get over $5 ever according to my gut even if that’s the case I understand getting in now is good but obviously 0.005 would’ve been better lol
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
I’m down
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
I feel like I’m too late. I remember it being 0.005 and passing on it. Now I’m in at 0.34
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 1 week
EDIT!!!! I’m so sorry!! After looking into it further, more than 50% of my info says Nelson was never injured. Just found like this and brought to a wildlife center
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Sounds about right
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Best answer
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Yep agreed
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Any amount would be nice but is nice the same as what you need
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Realistically you need 2 million ?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Bet
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Posted by u/Turbulent-Cow-3039 1 week
It’s clear with a brownish tint
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Posted by u/abogdits 1 week
Love
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Posted by u/ryderrogan1028_2 1 week
Find a cryotube and freeze myself
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
That’s good though. I travel 3 times a month from Florida to Texas and I get 0 bugs on my windshield every time.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
The younger generation has never seen this many bugs on a windshield. This is a real thing called the windshield phenomenon where people like myself remember having to wash our cars multiple times a week because of splattered bugs. Nowadays, I get little to no bugs hitting my car. They did a study in Germany claiming there was a 78% decrease in insect activity over 20+ years I’ll post the link https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/05/where-have-all-insects-gone
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
They just learned not to play in the road
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Posted by u/Xyeeyx 1 week
Well now it’s lost all meaning
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
I really wish this poll blows up because I genuinely think they’re all on the same level and I really wanna know which one is the people’s favorite
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Posted by u/carno_jenos 1 week
Velma
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Hahaha this gave me a genuinely good laugh thank you
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
The radio is a distraction when you’re lost
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Shhhh stop don’t say that
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
No description?
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 1 week
Also, they misspelled “white” and crossed it out and redid it.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
After seeing pictures, it looks like it was carved into it
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
[found it](https://ewscripps-brightspotcdn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/efbf027/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1280x720+0+0/resize/1280x720!/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fewscripps-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F6b%2F54%2Fc33a4413468bafeb02bf248f8596%2Fbirthing-rock-graffiti.jpg) Or this [here](https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/graphic-language-images-written-on-moab-petroglyphs)
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Glad someone found it. It’s the heart of the article
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 1 week
Right? I’ve been out of college for years and I’ll be paying that off for a while. Wait..... what happened to that student debt eraser?
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 1 week
Yeah I mean it’s not like Biden just pulled this out of his ass and said “PRESCHOOL!” No. A team of well trained advisors did the math with the cost of living vs low wages plus these covid times (stay at home + adults = hanky panky, layoffs, loss of jobs, family businesses and other small businesses, and facts throughout history of parents working) and also including the developmental period you mentioned. it was a calculated decision to make.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Yes. This is a good one. I should’ve put honey mustard or honey
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Yep happy taco Tuesday
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
The white dog is new to the family and scared because he’s unaware of his surroundings and the black dog is unsure of the new dog but quickly makes friends. This is not oc for me but from where I saw the video first, that was the description
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Yep two somewhat free ideas, Hollywood. Just a small fee of $10,000,000,000 and both ideas are yours
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Oh yeah well about [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/YFqiTlf)
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Posted by u/Jesus666420 2 weeks
What
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Posted by u/hyde_me_under 2 weeks
Goosebumps
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
Probably
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
Hot dog!
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
I promise this is a true story: there’s a little family owned sub shop next door. I went there to get dinner and saw this. I went back inside, told the owner to put up a sign that that says Free Mayonaise with every Order. He said, and I shit you not, he did that already. And someone stole the sign. . . But THIS signs still up which has me thinking this insurance place is a shady joint
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
Condominiums and condiments
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
If it were Heinz, yes I would have. But after phoning a friend, i heard it was Hunts and kept on going
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
It’s pun on a bun
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
Other companies better ketchup
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Posted by u/nhgiang 2 weeks
I believe it’s an old old wooden ship used during the civil war era
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Posted by u/Tiny_Cress 2 weeks
Too many people were choking trying to eat it whole
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Posted by u/TheFatMan2200 2 weeks
Arkansas because it’s ARKENSAW
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Well how much are they worth
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Good answer
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
For a million dollars, cash, in your face, you wouldn’t take one bite of meat?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Good answer
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
For a million dollars, I’d get 10 tubs of it
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
A million dollars. If it’s nurse sharks, you’re good
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
See:) that’s awesome
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
I mean if it does the job and you like pokemon. Then it’s completely useful
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
That’s not useless at a all lol that sounds cool
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Sounds cool though
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
But what if you have ADHD. Is it useless then? Genuinely curious
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
The US is reaching out to India and offering them support
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
They microwaved a fucking microwave lol remember that. Ya know what. Let’s bring it back. I’m starting a petition
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
I think I’ve seen every episode. That was like right after YouTube became a thing. I actually remember that day
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Mine was “Can I Microwave This”
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Wow where’d you find this. and that title. DAmn. Oh that’s right. I posted it
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Yep
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
But do you have a refrigerator in it
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Just watching it and thinking about it
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Not sure what you mean friend
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Hahaha yea maybe
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Posted by u/Grievous_1982 2 weeks
Can someone please make Foxecoin using this face
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Posted by u/moshedman85 2 weeks
Disingenuous
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Just everything
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Posted by u/ProductOfTheCloneWar 2 weeks
Thanks. Seems like such a strange task. Why would they expect anyone to be able to spell backwards like this. But kudos to that kid it’s amazing even if it’s rehearsed it’s still good
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Posted by u/ProductOfTheCloneWar 2 weeks
What show is this?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
1990
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
And a friend got through security
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
The more you know
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
Obviously
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Posted by u/MTPokitz 2 weeks
Rolling doubles 3x in a row? Jail
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
I.... I was.... Fuck I didn’t want to say it but... I was thinking the same thing
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
1. It’s veterinarians, not veterans. 2. The vaccines they were promoting were fake
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