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03 Jan 2021
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Posted by u/vonheisenberg 19 hours
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 21 hours
34, sadly. My old account that I had for six years was also a toilet humor name.
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 21 hours
PoopNipples was taken so...
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 23 hours
Thank you! I was unable trace it back the original source to give credit but I'm glad someone did.
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 1 day
The real title is always in the comments
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Posted by u/vladgrinch 1 day
r/dadswhodidnotwantpets
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 2 days
Damn, sorry about that. I actually didn't find it through TikTok, and was unable to trace it back to its original source. I always try to.
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Posted by u/74E6 2 days
Use my two ton ramming machine to GTFO
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Posted by u/Rohankumaar14 3 days
Fishing for compliments
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Posted by u/Fluid-Daydreamer 3 days
Thumbnail looks like a weird tire with gold rims
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 days
Credit to woefullyesoteric on Tiktok
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 days
Damn, sorry about that. I actually didn't find it through TikTok, and was unable to trace it back to its original source. I always try to.
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Posted by u/JoestarFord 3 days
* Scrambled porn and the unicorn that was the clear blue boob * Dial-up internet * Going to Blockbuster and the joy of finding a sold out game/movie in the return cart
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Posted by u/SeacattleMoohawks 4 days
I honestly thought he was already dead.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 days
Source is *teslatheminiaussie* on IG
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Posted by u/shaelygnauvah 4 days
Rice pudding. Can't do it.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 days
Hallmark Channel movies Their light-hearted nature is just what I needed in 2020. Also I like to do other things while watching and you never have to worry about missing something important.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 days
Tough day but at least its Friday and I have no obligations over the weekend.
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Posted by u/Any-sao 5 days
Thou shalt not let human take, only throw.
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Posted by u/Rover-II 6 days
That is a real life teddy bear!!! Hugging a duck! *dies*
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Posted by u/coughfeecake 6 days
Thanks man I'm good for another decade or two :)
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 6 days
The real title is always in the comments
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Posted by u/MissP_07 6 days
*AC/DC - Thunderstruck* I dont always listen to AC/DC, but when I do, so do my neighbors.
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Posted by u/coughfeecake 1 week
Nope, just a nice lady in line at the drug store.
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Posted by u/coughfeecake 1 week
I'm here. Saw all the replies with this sub mentioned and had to check it out.
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Posted by u/coughfeecake 1 week
My nipples are poop
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Posted by u/coughfeecake 1 week
This sub is fantastic
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Posted by u/coggonflorence 1 week
The lady who told me I looked great in blue, and that it was clearly my color. To this day if I'm deciding between shirts to buy, or wear, I'll go with blue. That compliment was about fifteen years ago at least.
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Posted by u/aworsh 1 week
I like that you're happy in both
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Posted by u/memebegluderaar 1 week
Yeah that's a Krayt Dragon
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
FEED THE DAMN CAT. WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Anything from AC/DC
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Posted by u/pornaccounty69 1 week
Nope.
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Posted by u/wavydogg 1 week
Pickles
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 1 week
I mean who doesn't like their butt scratched?
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Posted by u/Luca_aa_23 1 week
We get it, you vape.
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Posted by u/Lucas566346 2 weeks
Dr. Hannibal Lecter in *Silence of the Lambs* Less than 20 total minutes of screentime, yet one of the most compelling antagonists ever in cinema.
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Posted by u/lpoj889 2 weeks
The best teacher, failure is.
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Posted by u/BUSHERA01 2 weeks
Just got into Cobra Kai It's way better than it has any right to be, if that makes sense.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
r/creepy
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 2 weeks
Source is Nellyvill on IG
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Posted by u/jacklsd 3 weeks
Road rage homicide
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Posted by u/SirGamer247 3 weeks
Solitaire
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