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03 Jan 2021
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Posted by u/some-girl-with-a-nam 1 day
Heck It's Hell's lite version. Everyone has wet socks and there's a shortage of chairs.
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Posted by u/F33DM3Y0URW1SD0M 1 day
Hallmark Channel movies This was a discovery of mine during Covid. Their light-hearted nature was just what I needed during this 2020 nonsense. Also I like to do other things while watching and you don't have to worry about missing too much with those movies.
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Posted by u/Nazo5 1 day
I remember a documentary a while back about the Golden Gate and all the suicide attempts. Of the few that did survive the plunge, they all admitted that as soon as they jumped, they regretted it. They realized all of their problems were fixable except...this one. Really sad when you think about all the others that didn't make it.
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Posted by u/CronoDroid 1 day
Loving the color palette. Looks like it will be a feast for the eyes.
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Posted by u/MeCagoEnTuMadre_ 2 days
Math might the only true universal language, to the point that intelligent aliens could understand simple math using symbols. (Assuming they are humanoid)
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Posted by u/RandomUser98757932 3 days
Thunder was the sound of angels bowling in Heaven
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Posted by u/ihave1 3 days
The lady who told me I looked great in blue, and that it was clearly my color. To this day if I'm deciding between shirts to buy, or wear, I'll go with blue. That compliment was about fifteen years ago at least.
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Posted by u/just-a-user050 3 days
Apparently all you need to do is get up at 5am. Ask any billionaire.
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Posted by u/Abooron 3 days
Anonymity
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Posted by u/TyIzaeL 3 days
Seeing a happy cat warms my heart.
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Posted by u/sad_gitarrius 4 days
Van Gogh's Starry Night
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 days
If nobody don't know, then everybody already knows.
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Posted by u/Sandrokz 4 days
Christ can anybody take accountability for their own actions? If you YOLO your fucking savings into a coin with a goddamn dog on it because someone said to, that's on you.
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Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 4 days
HD just keeps going up
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Posted by u/Pretend_Dependent_60 4 days
Facebook My account is still technically active although I have not made a post/comment/status since 2007. Once it was no longer exclusive I lost interest.
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Posted by u/UBjustlikemeifUBme 4 days
One of the ten most expensive liquids in the world, at $2,700/gallon
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Posted by u/Difficult-Winner2154 4 days
At one point, I was the youngest person on Earth
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Posted by u/turquoisepurplepink 4 days
What are your thoughts on eating ass?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 days
Bullying
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Posted by u/NArutomadlad 4 days
"Quit it Garry, you're going to start a howl!"
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Posted by u/RaqelNabavian 4 days
Came in to work one day and saw an adult cat run over in the road. About an hour later I hear something crying and find a little black kitty curled up in a ball next to one of our mobile trailers. I gave her some food & water, wished her well so to speak, and went back to work. But she was back the next morning. Six months of feeding and coaxing, I finally lure her into the building (HVAC supply) and now she's been an official shop cat for over four years. [She's laying on my chest as I struggle to type this](https://i.imgur.com/YwhxMPa.jpg)
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Posted by u/Happy_Day34 4 days
Sharks in the pool at night
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Posted by u/friskynugget420 5 days
Pedophiles
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Posted by u/definitely_not_mayo 5 days
Who cares?
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Posted by u/Watchmecarry13 5 days
Darude - Sandstorm
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Posted by u/musiclover1998 5 days
^ ^ ^ Allowed for the growth of settlements/villages rather than nomadic life. Probably the single most advantageous discovery for our species besides fire or the wheel.
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Posted by u/cav4life 5 days
Read that as Washongton Pubies 🤣
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Posted by u/Xplosion101 5 days
Essential oils or whatever that shit is
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Posted by u/Couch_Licker 5 days
The Life and Times of Henry Hill
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Posted by u/MaximusOnslaught 5 days
A co-worker of mine has diabetes but hasn't taken care of himself and needed his left leg amputated at the knee to stop an infection from spreading. Couple this along with being mostly blind, already. Now I try not taking little things for granted, like taking my dog for a walk in the park, or being able to drive to work, etc.
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Posted by u/PMForDickGraysonPics 6 days
A Craigslist ad open on my father's laptop explaining that he is an excellent cocksucker. Pretended I never even saw that, hoping I would forget. Almost didn't post it here for the same reason.
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Posted by u/LegitimateShift8 6 days
Yep. Billions of stars in our galaxy alone, and billions of galaxies. There are just too many rolls of the cosmic dice for there not to be life elsewhere. Personally, I'm of the opinion that there are civilizations out there that are a million years ahead of us, a million years behind us, and everything in between.
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Posted by u/SyipherCyanide 6 days
Wish I understood options a bit more. Have to stay away until I do.
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Posted by u/Sullivans97 6 days
I was actively rooting for the main cast to die.
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Posted by u/Gentledog 6 days
The 1% elite
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Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 6 days
If GME hits 200 I will like that
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Posted by u/Jenkiestop 1 week
The discovery of *intelligent* alien lifeforms elsewhere in the Universe
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Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 1 week
HD & MSFT holding my portfolio together somehow
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Posted by u/BlackHounden 1 week
Goldeneye Still remember the 24-hour multiplayer marathon at my parents' house
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Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 1 week
Thank goodness for Home Depot, holding it together for me
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Posted by u/cherrythrow7 1 week
His name is Spot
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Posted by u/AghKay 1 week
Denise Richards' character from *Wild Things* Pretty much introduced me to cinematic boobs, and so her champagne-soaked titties forever hold a place in my penis.
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Posted by u/drichm2599 1 week
Flex tape. I work for an HVAC supplier and our delivery box truck struck the awning of a restaurant and put a 6"x6" hole in the 'box' part. Threw some flex tape on that bitch and it's been sealed for over eight months so far, including a rough winter.
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Posted by u/Awesan 1 week
James Franco If he wasn't an actor I feel like he'd be homeless or in jail
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 1 week
I did this with my phone. I was in a full-blown panic looking for it, while speaking on it.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
*2001: A Space Odyssey* was released before we landed on the Moon
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Posted by u/Miraster 1 week
This would be cool to see someone do on r/redditgetsdrawn
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Finite - but in a sea of other universes
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Posted by u/nickrashell 1 week
22% of all the circulating $USD was printed in 2020
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Posted by u/IamPotato14 1 week
So basically a mini Godzilla without the atomic breath, got it.
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Posted by u/zolanih 1 week
Well I feel attacked
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 1 week
I was challenged to submit a more reposted picture, so here we are https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/mnskg1/1600000000_worth_of_gold/gtzgkpb
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Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week
Working on it...hold up. Check back in a few.
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Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 1 week
Weekends are for the weak
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Posted by u/Tenchi2020 1 week
"Stop transmitting. They'll hear you."
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Posted by u/-the-galaxy- 1 week
Is that the song that sounds like a little kid is singing? It infuriates me beyond belief.
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 1 week
A dog 😁
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Posted by u/FROGS_and_PLANTS 2 weeks
I was home alone one weekend, and decided to make myself scrambled eggs for a midnight snack. Took a full carton out of the fridge. Grabbed an egg, cracked it, went to a grab a second egg, only to notice the carton was...full. Again. I stood there and stared at the full carton for a few minutes (expecting one to disappear maybe? Idk), then I just threw them all out. Wasn't gonna fuck around with phantom eggs.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
I was reading about the Jake Gyllenhaal movie, *Nightcrawler*, and came across something known as the Yellow Light Trilogy - consisting of *Collateral*, *Drive*, and *Nightcrawler*. And if you have seen all three, or even two, it makes sense. They are all basically this neo-noir crime story that take place on the streets of LA, mostly in a vehicle. That's what prompted this question. I was wondering if there were any others like this.
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Posted by u/EmperorWaffle- 2 weeks
Neil Armstrong when he landed on the Moon. Imagine his surprise during his 'one small step' speech when someone gives him a cookie.
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Posted by u/definetlydifferently 2 weeks
Was that one of Godzilla's scales as the blade for Kong's axe?
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Posted by u/definetlydifferently 2 weeks
Ehh did you really miss anything though?
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Posted by u/definetlydifferently 2 weeks
He did crack that smile when he nailed Kong with the atomic breath 🤣
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Posted by u/definetlydifferently 2 weeks
The deaf girl and her story were well done. I was right to break up weed and smoke during the Millie Bobby Brown scenes.
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Posted by u/bungeebat 2 weeks
*Blade Runner* *Blade Runner 2049*
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Posted by u/foldesi_zsombor 2 weeks
It might be all the domesticated species that due our bidding. Dogs, horses, sheep, etc. Who knows how abundant life is where they come from.
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Posted by u/StromboliArt 2 weeks
Is World History not a class anymore? I remember a ton of time being devoted to it but it's been 15+ years since I graduated. I still remember my A+ report on Helsinki.
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Posted by u/Mierdo01 2 weeks
Dongle
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Posted by u/sugar-soad 2 weeks
*Hereditary* really creeped me out and stayed with me for days. No jump scares either, just incredibly unsettling throughout, culminating in a final act where I simultaneously couldn't watch and couldn't look away. And then there is that one scene near the end, in the bedroom, that sent chills up my spine. (If you saw it, you know the one I'm talking about) It's essentially a reverse jumpscare. Something is there the entire time and it just depends on when you fucking notice it.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
Credit to dean_thegreek on IG
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Posted by u/bobhiggs2 2 weeks
Edgar Wright - Hot Fuzz
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
35, NJ HVAC supply - branch manager
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Posted by u/fosforhape 2 weeks
*Hereditary* really creeped me out and stayed with me for days. No jump scares either, just incredibly unsettling throughout, culminating in a final act where I simultaneously couldn't watch and couldn't look away. There is one scene near the end, in the bedroom, that sent chills up my spine. (If you saw it, you know the one I'm talking about)
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 2 weeks
Had you in the first half 😁
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Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 2 weeks
Market is closed but I'm still working. Now what?
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Posted by u/INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS 2 weeks
Ironically enough I just purchased DIS stock
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Posted by u/HaveYourselfALaugh 2 weeks
Whenever you see a 'not for human consumption' warning. Someone tried eating that at one point.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks
https://old.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/mbj03l/i_suppose_youre_all_wondering_why_i_gathered_you/
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Posted by u/LiteraryBoner 2 weeks
I was right to break up weed & smoke during all the Millie Bobby Brown scenes
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Posted by u/nymeriaamartell 2 weeks
Will you know my name, if I saw you in heaven?
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Posted by u/sirous38 2 weeks
Yeah you definitely can, as someone just was in my company
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Posted by u/AngrEli 3 weeks
2001: A Space Odyssey Begins while our ancestors are still primates and ends near the early 2000s
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Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 3 weeks
Pretend to look productive while watching a line move
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Posted by u/[deleted] 3 weeks
I love more football but hate what this does to single season records
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Posted by u/Vv4nd 3 weeks
For 90s kids, we're closer to 2050 than 1990
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Posted by u/NegotiationThink2967 3 weeks
*Hereditary* really creeped me out and stayed with me for days. No jump scares either, just incredibly unsettling throughout, culminating in a final act where I simultaneously couldn't watch and couldn't look away. There is one scene near the end, in the bedroom, that sent chills up my spine. (If you saw it, you know the one I'm talking about)
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Posted by u/[deleted] 3 weeks
Get off social media. Their life isn't as grand as it may seem.
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks
Source is @FinneyboyMolloy on IG
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Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 3 weeks
Lie down Try not to cry Cry a lot
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks
Originally submitted by u/oizown to r/blep [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Blep/comments/fwkm77/super_content_sunsoaking_blep)
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Posted by u/MuffinLurker 3 weeks
I just turned 35 Fuck
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Posted by u/rachellee610 3 weeks
A woman putting her hair in a ponytail Also, a woman letting her hair down
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Posted by u/adppt21 3 weeks
HVAC supply
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks
Credit to yves_the_cat on IG
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks
1990 Ford Tempo with auto seat belts up in the hizzy
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Posted by u/Snoo79382 3 weeks
Weeds Once they left the first suburb (can't remembere the name) it just became about who Nancy would fuck to get them out of a bad situation
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Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 3 weeks
Never in my life thought I'd say that *I fucking hate weekends*
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Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks
Source is @realwinstonthecorgi on iG
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Posted by u/Slippy_Boi999 3 weeks
The ability to hibernate Imagine when Covid dropped, you just went to sleep for 6 months
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Posted by u/Citor3_scenes 3 weeks
I need to learn more about options/calls. What do you expect to profit from that today?
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