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Posted by u/some-girl-with-a-nam 1 day

Heck It's Hell's lite version. Everyone has wet socks and there's a shortage of chairs.

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Posted by u/F33DM3Y0URW1SD0M 1 day

Hallmark Channel movies This was a discovery of mine during Covid. Their light-hearted nature was just what I needed during this 2020 nonsense. Also I like to do other things while watching and you don't have to worry about missing too much with those movies.

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r/nextfuckinglevel

Posted by u/Nazo5 1 day

I remember a documentary a while back about the Golden Gate and all the suicide attempts. Of the few that did survive the plunge, they all admitted that as soon as they jumped, they regretted it. They realized all of their problems were fixable except...this one. Really sad when you think about all the others that didn't make it.

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r/movies

Posted by u/CronoDroid 1 day

Loving the color palette. Looks like it will be a feast for the eyes.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/MeCagoEnTuMadre_ 2 days

Math might the only true universal language, to the point that intelligent aliens could understand simple math using symbols. (Assuming they are humanoid)

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Posted by u/RandomUser98757932 3 days

Thunder was the sound of angels bowling in Heaven

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Posted by u/ihave1 3 days

The lady who told me I looked great in blue, and that it was clearly my color. To this day if I'm deciding between shirts to buy, or wear, I'll go with blue. That compliment was about fifteen years ago at least.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/just-a-user050 3 days

Apparently all you need to do is get up at 5am. Ask any billionaire.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Abooron 3 days

Anonymity

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r/aww

Posted by u/TyIzaeL 3 days

Seeing a happy cat warms my heart.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/sad_gitarrius 4 days

Van Gogh's Starry Night

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/[deleted] 4 days

If nobody don't know, then everybody already knows.

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r/CryptoCurrency

Posted by u/Sandrokz 4 days

Christ can anybody take accountability for their own actions? If you YOLO your fucking savings into a coin with a goddamn dog on it because someone said to, that's on you.

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 4 days

HD just keeps going up

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Pretend_Dependent_60 4 days

Facebook My account is still technically active although I have not made a post/comment/status since 2007. Once it was no longer exclusive I lost interest.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/UBjustlikemeifUBme 4 days

One of the ten most expensive liquids in the world, at $2,700/gallon

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Posted by u/Difficult-Winner2154 4 days

At one point, I was the youngest person on Earth

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/turquoisepurplepink 4 days

What are your thoughts on eating ass?

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/[deleted] 4 days

Bullying

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r/aww

Posted by u/NArutomadlad 4 days

"Quit it Garry, you're going to start a howl!"

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/RaqelNabavian 4 days

Came in to work one day and saw an adult cat run over in the road. About an hour later I hear something crying and find a little black kitty curled up in a ball next to one of our mobile trailers. I gave her some food & water, wished her well so to speak, and went back to work. But she was back the next morning. Six months of feeding and coaxing, I finally lure her into the building (HVAC supply) and now she's been an official shop cat for over four years. [She's laying on my chest as I struggle to type this](https://i.imgur.com/YwhxMPa.jpg)

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Posted by u/Happy_Day34 4 days

Sharks in the pool at night

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Posted by u/friskynugget420 5 days

Pedophiles

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/definitely_not_mayo 5 days

Who cares?

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Watchmecarry13 5 days

Darude - Sandstorm

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/musiclover1998 5 days

^ ^ ^ Allowed for the growth of settlements/villages rather than nomadic life. Probably the single most advantageous discovery for our species besides fire or the wheel.

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r/nfl

Posted by u/cav4life 5 days

Read that as Washongton Pubies 🤣

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Xplosion101 5 days

Essential oils or whatever that shit is

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Couch_Licker 5 days

The Life and Times of Henry Hill

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/MaximusOnslaught 5 days

A co-worker of mine has diabetes but hasn't taken care of himself and needed his left leg amputated at the knee to stop an infection from spreading. Couple this along with being mostly blind, already. Now I try not taking little things for granted, like taking my dog for a walk in the park, or being able to drive to work, etc.

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Posted by u/PMForDickGraysonPics 6 days

A Craigslist ad open on my father's laptop explaining that he is an excellent cocksucker. Pretended I never even saw that, hoping I would forget. Almost didn't post it here for the same reason.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/LegitimateShift8 6 days

Yep. Billions of stars in our galaxy alone, and billions of galaxies. There are just too many rolls of the cosmic dice for there not to be life elsewhere. Personally, I'm of the opinion that there are civilizations out there that are a million years ahead of us, a million years behind us, and everything in between.

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/SyipherCyanide 6 days

Wish I understood options a bit more. Have to stay away until I do.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Sullivans97 6 days

I was actively rooting for the main cast to die.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Gentledog 6 days

The 1% elite

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 6 days

If GME hits 200 I will like that

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Jenkiestop 1 week

The discovery of *intelligent* alien lifeforms elsewhere in the Universe

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 1 week

HD & MSFT holding my portfolio together somehow

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/BlackHounden 1 week

Goldeneye Still remember the 24-hour multiplayer marathon at my parents' house

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 1 week

Thank goodness for Home Depot, holding it together for me

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r/aww

Posted by u/cherrythrow7 1 week

His name is Spot

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/AghKay 1 week

Denise Richards' character from *Wild Things* Pretty much introduced me to cinematic boobs, and so her champagne-soaked titties forever hold a place in my penis.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/drichm2599 1 week

Flex tape. I work for an HVAC supplier and our delivery box truck struck the awning of a restaurant and put a 6"x6" hole in the 'box' part. Threw some flex tape on that bitch and it's been sealed for over eight months so far, including a rough winter.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Awesan 1 week

James Franco If he wasn't an actor I feel like he'd be homeless or in jail

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 1 week

I did this with my phone. I was in a full-blown panic looking for it, while speaking on it.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week

*2001: A Space Odyssey* was released before we landed on the Moon

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r/aww

Posted by u/Miraster 1 week

This would be cool to see someone do on r/redditgetsdrawn

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week

Finite - but in a sea of other universes

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/nickrashell 1 week

22% of all the circulating $USD was printed in 2020

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r/interestingasfuck

Posted by u/IamPotato14 1 week

So basically a mini Godzilla without the atomic breath, got it.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/zolanih 1 week

Well I feel attacked

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r/pics

Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 1 week

I was challenged to submit a more reposted picture, so here we are https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/mnskg1/1600000000_worth_of_gold/gtzgkpb

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r/pics

Posted by u/[deleted] 1 week

Working on it...hold up. Check back in a few.

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 1 week

Weekends are for the weak

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Tenchi2020 1 week

"Stop transmitting. They'll hear you."

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/-the-galaxy- 1 week

Is that the song that sounds like a little kid is singing? It infuriates me beyond belief.

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r/aww

Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 1 week

A dog 😁

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/FROGS_and_PLANTS 2 weeks

I was home alone one weekend, and decided to make myself scrambled eggs for a midnight snack. Took a full carton out of the fridge. Grabbed an egg, cracked it, went to a grab a second egg, only to notice the carton was...full. Again. I stood there and stared at the full carton for a few minutes (expecting one to disappear maybe? Idk), then I just threw them all out. Wasn't gonna fuck around with phantom eggs.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks

I was reading about the Jake Gyllenhaal movie, *Nightcrawler*, and came across something known as the Yellow Light Trilogy - consisting of *Collateral*, *Drive*, and *Nightcrawler*. And if you have seen all three, or even two, it makes sense. They are all basically this neo-noir crime story that take place on the streets of LA, mostly in a vehicle. That's what prompted this question. I was wondering if there were any others like this.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/EmperorWaffle- 2 weeks

Neil Armstrong when he landed on the Moon. Imagine his surprise during his 'one small step' speech when someone gives him a cookie.

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r/movies

Posted by u/definetlydifferently 2 weeks

Was that one of Godzilla's scales as the blade for Kong's axe?

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r/movies

Posted by u/definetlydifferently 2 weeks

Ehh did you really miss anything though?

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r/movies

Posted by u/definetlydifferently 2 weeks

He did crack that smile when he nailed Kong with the atomic breath 🤣

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r/movies

Posted by u/definetlydifferently 2 weeks

The deaf girl and her story were well done. I was right to break up weed and smoke during the Millie Bobby Brown scenes.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/bungeebat 2 weeks

*Blade Runner* *Blade Runner 2049*

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/foldesi_zsombor 2 weeks

It might be all the domesticated species that due our bidding. Dogs, horses, sheep, etc. Who knows how abundant life is where they come from.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/StromboliArt 2 weeks

Is World History not a class anymore? I remember a ton of time being devoted to it but it's been 15+ years since I graduated. I still remember my A+ report on Helsinki.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Mierdo01 2 weeks

Dongle

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/sugar-soad 2 weeks

*Hereditary* really creeped me out and stayed with me for days. No jump scares either, just incredibly unsettling throughout, culminating in a final act where I simultaneously couldn't watch and couldn't look away. And then there is that one scene near the end, in the bedroom, that sent chills up my spine. (If you saw it, you know the one I'm talking about) It's essentially a reverse jumpscare. Something is there the entire time and it just depends on when you fucking notice it.

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r/aww

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks

Credit to dean_thegreek on IG

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/bobhiggs2 2 weeks

Edgar Wright - Hot Fuzz

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks

35, NJ HVAC supply - branch manager

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/fosforhape 2 weeks

*Hereditary* really creeped me out and stayed with me for days. No jump scares either, just incredibly unsettling throughout, culminating in a final act where I simultaneously couldn't watch and couldn't look away. There is one scene near the end, in the bedroom, that sent chills up my spine. (If you saw it, you know the one I'm talking about)

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r/aww

Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 2 weeks

Had you in the first half 😁

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 2 weeks

Market is closed but I'm still working. Now what?

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r/movies

Posted by u/INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS 2 weeks

Ironically enough I just purchased DIS stock

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/HaveYourselfALaugh 2 weeks

Whenever you see a 'not for human consumption' warning. Someone tried eating that at one point.

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks

https://old.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/mbj03l/i_suppose_youre_all_wondering_why_i_gathered_you/

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r/movies

Posted by u/LiteraryBoner 2 weeks

I was right to break up weed & smoke during all the Millie Bobby Brown scenes

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/nymeriaamartell 2 weeks

Will you know my name, if I saw you in heaven?

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/sirous38 2 weeks

Yeah you definitely can, as someone just was in my company

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Posted by u/AngrEli 3 weeks

2001: A Space Odyssey Begins while our ancestors are still primates and ends near the early 2000s

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 3 weeks

Pretend to look productive while watching a line move

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r/nfl

Posted by u/[deleted] 3 weeks

I love more football but hate what this does to single season records

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Vv4nd 3 weeks

For 90s kids, we're closer to 2050 than 1990

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/NegotiationThink2967 3 weeks

*Hereditary* really creeped me out and stayed with me for days. No jump scares either, just incredibly unsettling throughout, culminating in a final act where I simultaneously couldn't watch and couldn't look away. There is one scene near the end, in the bedroom, that sent chills up my spine. (If you saw it, you know the one I'm talking about)

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/[deleted] 3 weeks

Get off social media. Their life isn't as grand as it may seem.

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r/aww

Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks

Source is @FinneyboyMolloy on IG

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 3 weeks

Lie down Try not to cry Cry a lot

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r/aww

Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks

Originally submitted by u/oizown to r/blep [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Blep/comments/fwkm77/super_content_sunsoaking_blep)

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/MuffinLurker 3 weeks

I just turned 35 Fuck

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/rachellee610 3 weeks

A woman putting her hair in a ponytail Also, a woman letting her hair down

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/adppt21 3 weeks

HVAC supply

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r/aww

Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks

Credit to yves_the_cat on IG

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks

1990 Ford Tempo with auto seat belts up in the hizzy

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Snoo79382 3 weeks

Weeds Once they left the first suburb (can't remembere the name) it just became about who Nancy would fuck to get them out of a bad situation

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR 3 weeks

Never in my life thought I'd say that *I fucking hate weekends*

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r/aww

Posted by u/TurdsforNipples 3 weeks

Source is @realwinstonthecorgi on iG

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/Slippy_Boi999 3 weeks

The ability to hibernate Imagine when Covid dropped, you just went to sleep for 6 months

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r/wallstreetbets

Posted by u/Citor3_scenes 3 weeks

I need to learn more about options/calls. What do you expect to profit from that today?

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