u/mikecan314

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r/aww

Posted by u/mikecan314 1 week

He turns 5 next month

As the owner of a Pitbull and a Rottie, people are generally taken back by them at first. Especially if you’re not a dog person, they can be very intimidating animals

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r/aww

Posted by u/mikecan314 1 week

I’ll have you know it’s actually a pepperoni bow tie

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r/aww

Posted by u/mikecan314 1 week

You do that first one with a heated up pen?

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r/MacMiller

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 weeks

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r/unpopularopinion

Posted by u/Lordflump 2 weeks

100% agree, and I’ll take it one step further. Here in Philadelphia it’s really common to use “yous” in the same places you’d use “y’all”. Ex. “Yous doing anything tonight.”

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r/nba

Posted by u/jeremias39 3 weeks

Parry this you filthy casual

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r/aww

Posted by u/Hperry6760 1 month

As much as I know that docking tails is no good, as a fellow owner of a nubby rottie, I love the nub

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r/mildlyinteresting

Posted by u/ADM-Dumbo 1 month

Maybe he’d be on time if he wasn’t carrying all those phones around. But actually, sorry for your loss

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r/CODWarzone

Posted by u/bunini555 1 month

My K/D is right around 1.4 and I play with a quads squad of 1.4, 1.6, and 1.9 players. We can consistently grab wins and if not the win usually top 10’s. I think a huge part of winning is awareness. Everyone in your squad needs to know: 1. What position you are holding 2. What position we will be moving to 3. Where any threats are 4. Where the circle is moving. Using voice comms helps immensely to get everyone on the same page, but even just being active with your pings can be the difference in a game. As you get into the final fights, always try to have the high ground on your enemies. If you don’t have the high ground, you need to take it. Utilize flanks and team work to flush enemies out and take the dominant position. At the end of the day though the end game situation come down to communication. If you have all 4 squad mates on the same page those hectic endgame fights get a lot easier.

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r/nfl

Posted by u/Banditjack 1 month

Shit

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r/CODLoadouts

Posted by u/i_69_your_mom 1 month

Yea it’s the gallantry and it’s literally broken. That variant boosts basically every stat on that gun including damage. A limb shot with it is equivalent to a headshot with a base Mac-10. Go ahead and use it but it’s literally a broken weapon included to get people to buy the battle pass since you unlock that blueprint at level 95 of it

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r/interestingasfuck

Posted by u/Hipponoi 1 month

[r/tihi](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/)

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r/CODWarzone

Posted by u/TrooperNI 2 months

You gonna write your thesis on why this guy isn’t cheating?

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r/CODWarzone

Posted by u/TrooperNI 2 months

Dude he jumped out of the car and ADS directly on him before he even aimed at that car. They had no way of know he was there and he confidently jumped out and tapped him down. Absolutely cheating

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r/xboxone

Posted by u/rithpath 2 months

I’ve always been a PlayStation guy but make me a convert please

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r/WhitePeopleTwitter

Posted by u/[deleted] 2 months

Our first cat was a big ole’ boy with a couple screws loose, very lovable Chunk

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r/gaming

Posted by u/CA17UM- 2 months

This is why I’m taking my refund now, but will absolutely return to this game in a few months once issues have been ironed out and it goes on sale. No reason to continue to play a fully priced broken game but I’m not ready to give up on the title all together.

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r/Futurology

Posted by u/MCBbbbuddha 2 months

It’s not about battery cost, so much as it is about the lack of electric car infrastructure available, at least in America. The cars can be as cheap as you want, if people can’t charge them in a reasonable fashion it does not matter.

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r/philadelphia

Posted by u/PhilaOutsider 2 months

I’m a neighbor with this house and this picture makes me hate this piece of shit house even more

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r/awfuleverything

Posted by u/Piromysl 3 months

They literally make this joke on The Simpsons all the time, but to have a real dispatch operator immediately assume your emergency is a prank is egregious.

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r/sports

Posted by u/7MCMXC 3 months

Me and Mike prepared for his fight the same way, neat

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r/hockey

Posted by u/TheSewallSyrum 3 months

Nothing like a good goalie fight. I’ll never forget watching Ray Emery lay a whole can of whoop ass on Brayden Holtby. RIP Razor https://youtu.be/DMcMmJPsVlQ

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r/science

Posted by u/gravitron 3 months

I think you’re highly underestimating how far west Atlanta is

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r/nfl

Posted by u/atang11796 3 months

This makes me very upset

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r/apple

Posted by u/iamthatis 3 months

My favorite iPhone is whatever the last one to have the cool landscape album artwork scrolly music thing was, would love if they brought that back.

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r/pics

Posted by u/idea4granted 3 months

This was weird when they did it for Trump and this is weird now

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r/news

Posted by u/FenrirIII 3 months

The one internet conspiracy theory I believe is about China and sending invasive bugs. I don’t know where you’re from, but here in Philadelphia we had those invasive stink bugs about a decade ago that came from China and spread throughout the northeast. These bugs were horribly annoying but not particularly harmful. Now we are encountering a new invasive bug, the spotted lantern fly. Also a native to China, but this bug eats very important crops and trees and if it continues to spread outside of Philadelphia could do untold damage to ecosystems and economies. I believe China sent the stink bugs to test how an invasive bug would spread, then sent the lantern flies knowing the geographical range of the damage they could do.

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r/Jeopardy

Posted by u/AndyTheQuizzer 3 months

What is: Devastated?

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r/politics

Posted by u/BOOFIN_FART_TRIANGLE 3 months

Talk shit on Philadelphia, lose PA

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r/WTF

Posted by u/bobsmilkbone 4 months

Some good comments here, but rule #1 with any big cat is do not break eye contact with it if you can help it. Big cats are ambush predators and will usually only strike when their prey is off guard. Tigers actually have false eyes on the back of their ears because they will attack each other and the false eyes trick a would be hunter into thinking they’re being watched.

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r/MWLoadouts

Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months

I run the M4 on my fully loaded load out. I feel like if I’m dropping back in with nothing it is by far my best gun for all around play, so I pair a fully loaded rennetti with it so I can use that or pick up an smg somewhere along the way and have full ammo for it

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r/news

Posted by u/PandaMuffin1 5 months

Oh yea, sure would hate to have that last name 👀

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/dynonutt96 5 months

So I’m kinda late here and might get buried, but I actually have legitimate advice here. If you take your fingers and gently press up against where god sewed you up, ya know, your fleshy fun bridge, the excess pee still in your pipes will squirt out. I don’t know how it works, or why, but all I know is it absolutely works.

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r/instant_regret

Posted by u/here4lolz2 5 months

Surprised it wasn’t a steak knife Edit: She definitely stabbed that guy

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r/Wellthatsucks

Posted by u/[deleted] 6 months

Now you can spend your days trying to get revenge on Bart Simpson

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r/politics

Posted by u/NewserUser 6 months

Yes! This so much. I also own firearms, my parents do, my siblings do, we all have concealed carried permits, yet no one we interact with on a daily basis knows that. The point of a gun is to protect yourself, not show it off like a little league trophy

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r/news

Posted by u/CSGOW1ld 6 months

Okay what do you call carrying an illegal firearm while underaged at an out of state protest you had no business attending?

He came from out of state to be a part of an armed militia supporting the police so presumably he was confronting protestors with a rifle

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r/news

Posted by u/CSGOW1ld 6 months

No Molotov and yea you know usually when out of state maniacs with illegal firearms are looking to hurt me I’ll try and approach them from the back

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r/news

Posted by u/CSGOW1ld 6 months

No, it fucking isn’t. He murdered someone, he was being chased for murdering someone. It is no longer self defense, he has invited deadly force by using deadly force. He wanted this to happen otherwise he wouldn’t have even been there

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r/news

Posted by u/CSGOW1ld 6 months

I saw that this morning too, some seriously insane shit in that thread. “This is what the democrats want to do to us, that’s why they’re trying to take our guns”

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r/news

Posted by u/CSGOW1ld 6 months

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r/nba

Posted by u/twistedlogicx 6 months

You’re a clown

Yes all the liberals want your guns so they can kill you in the streets RUN, RUN AWAY FROM THE SCARY LIBERALS

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r/ActualPublicFreakouts

Posted by u/[deleted] 6 months

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

Posted by u/farole2424 6 months

Yea they probably gave it to themselves

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r/pics

Posted by u/gazan778 6 months

Sorry if it wasn’t obvious but I was being sarcastic. It’s the same here in America, it doesn’t matter if you’re peaceful or not if you’re speaking out against the authority they’re going to attack you. Peaceful seems to no longer be an option for us anymore.

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r/pics

Posted by u/gazan778 6 months

Why can’t they just protest peacefully? /s

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r/MacMiller

Posted by u/[deleted] 6 months

Does anyone have those 25 leaked songs that got taken off of YouTube?

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r/MacMiller

Posted by u/[deleted] 6 months

Hey little late her man but wanna let me get some of that good stuff?

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r/ThatsInsane

Posted by u/hjalmar111 7 months

Wow that’s Awesome! .....Kill it!

Clearly Bill Gates has constructed a time machine and is planting harmful mask propaganda into the heads of my ancestors. I for one will not stand for this, because I’m out of breath and feeling lightheaded....

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r/pics

Posted by u/[deleted] 7 months

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r/gaming

Posted by u/mikecan314 7 months

r/extremelyloweffortmemes

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r/news

Posted by u/hildebrand_rarity 7 months

“I guess you just believe what you want to” *posts link to the sun* yea I guess we do bud

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r/AskReddit

Posted by u/UNIQUE-USERNAME-853 7 months

A little late here, but I had an AP biology teacher in high school whose husband and son were both firefighters. Well her son died fighting a fire my sophomore year and it RUINED her. She’d have break downs in class, lash out at students, really not great stuff. But the one thing she said that always sticks with me, she was making a joke about genetic mutation and using her own family as an example. She said they all have a mutation that makes them very flexible and prone to avoiding injury, she said it would come in handy in a lot of places “unless, Oh I don’t know, a brick wall fell on top of you or something”. Her son was crushed by a brick wall in that fire and I guess it was her new morbid way of trying to cope? Either way it was extremely awkward as we all realized what joke she just made.

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r/rarepuppers

Posted by u/mikecan314 7 months

The Big Wub appreciates your nickname, and your mischief level is surprisingly too high. He’s the oldest of my three boys and besides the stick thing he likes sitting on the couch and growling at my other two boys to keep it down. Edit: [This is for you](https://imgur.com/gallery/m0q6ECs)

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r/rarepuppers

Posted by u/mikecan314 7 months

We found a post in our local neighborhood page looking for us with that picture and poem attached, apparently it’s an older couple and the wife absolutely adores watching Cooper walk by every day. The story behind the stick: yes he always carries it, he gets mad if you don’t let him carry it with him. He found it on a hike one day and loved it so much he took it with him. He’s had the same log for about 2.5 years now. One time he even hid it in the woods then went back a week later and found the exact spot he put it! I guess he wanted some forest flavor back on it. Even growing up as a puppy he would try and find the biggest most comically large stick he could find to carry with him, he just likes showing off (plus we would hike with big walking sticks when he was a pup so I honestly think he was trying to be like us). He’s my big silly best buddy and I’m so glad other people appreciate him as much as I do! [insert dog here](https://imgur.com/gallery/m0q6ECs)

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r/philadelphia

Posted by u/mikecan314 7 months

Einstein Medical Center

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r/politics

Posted by u/ohnoh18 7 months

I volunteer as tribute

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r/modernwarfare

Posted by u/kingofyeetville 8 months

“People complain about the game mechanics I like and it makes me feel upset so I made this post”

Look at all those sucker scars, this whale has seen some shit

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r/NatureIsFuckingLit

Posted by u/Sapulinjing 8 months

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r/ThatsInsane

Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months

Like why make up a story? This picture is plenty cool without some weirdly falsified backstory

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r/BlackPeopleTwitter

Posted by u/etw2016 8 months

It’s half true, so maybe only buy half as much

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r/MWLoadouts

Posted by u/CapitalCityBjches 8 months

I know what you mean, like statistically those attachments are better, but CoD has always been a feel game for me. If the gun feels right or feels wrong I don’t really concern myself with the raw numbers. I just think it’s more fun that way

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r/MWLoadouts

Posted by u/CapitalCityBjches 8 months

I mean I don’t need anything, I’ve won plenty of games with just my current Bruen build. If it works it works

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r/MWLoadouts

Posted by u/CapitalCityBjches 8 months

I run this exact loadout but with a lightweight suppressor instead of the monolithic and the GI mini reflex, range is already good enough without the mono IMO

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r/modernwarfare

Posted by u/Dan_Onymous 9 months

If you’ve never had a steady squad of guys to play with then you probably wouldn’t understand the impact that missing even one member of your squad has on the entire squad’s dynamic, it’s a special relationship. I’m sorry for your loss

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r/rareinsults

Posted by u/Corleone_Michael 9 months

Are they taking their sisters to prom?

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r/trashy

Posted by u/Alfagun74 9 months

It’s North Philly man, that cop has much bigger things to deal with

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r/pics

Posted by u/ILoveRegenHealth 10 months

What a pack of dorks

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r/nfl

Posted by u/NFL_Mod 10 months

Until you go 8-8 again this year

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r/MadeMeSmile

Posted by u/nirenkongari 10 months

Cool dork

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r/CODWarzone

Posted by u/TheSmallSon 10 months

950m*

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r/modernwarfare

Posted by u/xRedzzzzz 1 year

It’s hardcore bro pistols are unstoppable, I had a similar play with the M19 just the other day

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r/modernwarfare

Posted by u/dusktildawn48 1 year

This update completed deleted my friends list, very cool Infinity Ward

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r/modernwarfare

Posted by u/AutoModerator 1 year

It actually does show ping, but you have to go into options from the start menu to see it. Not exactly great

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r/modernwarfare

Posted by u/omgitsabean 1 year

No not really, that’s how you constantly flip spawns and get killed from behind. Hold 2 and lock it down, let them have their spawn it doesn’t matter

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r/IdiotsInCars

Posted by u/NTP9766 1 year

Lol I drive through that intersection all the time and I gotta say it has a much higher concentration of idiots than almost any other intersection I’ve ever seen

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r/news

Posted by u/headee 1 year

And now it’s been confirmed that his 13 year old daughter Gianna was also killed in the crash. Just devastating

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r/me_irl

Posted by u/Aquatic__Pancakes 1 year

“Phili” lmfao it’s Philly you yinzer

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r/JonWinsTheThrone

Posted by u/[deleted] 1 year

Then don’t watch it

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r/worldnews

Posted by u/Frocharocha 1 year

It was actually the Washington Wizards that kicked fans out for supporting HK, but I’m not too sure any other team wouldn’t have done the same exact thing

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r/DunderMifflin

Posted by u/PatrickSwayzeRules 1 year

Hey that’s my birthday too, Congrats 👍🏻

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r/fantasyfootball

Posted by u/StrachNasty 1 year

And I just traded Justin Jackson and Sterling Shepherd for Rashaad Penny and Melvin Gordon. This news pleases me

I’d fight Nelson Agholor but he couldn’t even catch these hands

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r/nfl

Posted by u/TheSumOfAllFeels 1 year

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r/apple

Posted by u/iamthatis 1 year

You could name the mascot Dwight, after the president that started the Apollo program. That’s the best that I got

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r/HumansBeingBros

Posted by u/WhatWasThatLike 1 year

Strongly disagree. We got a super bowl, we’re all good now

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r/WatchPeopleDieInside

Posted by u/Sayonee99 1 year

Literally found this while watching a Funhaus video. Love these guys, I think they’re hilarious

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r/pics

Posted by u/crusf2 1 year

Americans are finally marching against their corrupt leader, maybe the mainlanders can take notes

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r/lastimages

Posted by u/mikecan314 1 year

It’s the Ben Franklin

You poor, sad, little man. I feel bad for you

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r/lastimages

Posted by u/mikecan314 1 year

What the fuck is wrong with you

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r/lastimages

Posted by u/mikecan314 1 year

Thank you for your support, I just hope we can find something positive to take from his unfortunate passing

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r/lastimages

Posted by u/mikecan314 1 year

Thank you for the advice, we’re definitely supporting each other through this tough time. I appreciate the support too

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r/lastimages

Posted by u/mikecan314 1 year

Thankfully we have nothing but good memories of our brother to remember him by, he’ll live on in our minds. Thank you so much for your kind words, from the City of Brotherly Love I truly appreciate it

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r/lastimages

Posted by u/mikecan314 1 year