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Posted by u/moofasa_cow 2 weeks
yeah not nearly as bad as yours, barely had to b set and thats a pretty solid idea
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Posted by u/moofasa_cow 2 weeks
wish i could say it was something cool but I just went over a patch of ice and fell. Didn't think it was even broken so I went on like 10 more runs after.... turns out I broke 2 bones lol.
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Posted by u/moofasa_cow 2 weeks
i just had the same injury snowboarding as well!
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Posted by u/ParanoidAccident 1 month
my placement is similar, they pierced mine higher than normal bc I needed to use a stethoscope 9 months after getting it
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Posted by u/[deleted] 3 months
join the r/amongus discord server!! dm me if u wanna play a game
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Posted by u/[deleted] 3 months
yea i mean i’ve had a hacking problem in public lobbies since last week, but today it’s like every game
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Posted by u/[deleted] 3 months
FR every single public lobby im in is exchanging snaps or hacking.... just use the r/AmongUs discord server its much better
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Posted by u/[deleted] 3 months
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfiDRH3iLSc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfiDRH3iLSc)
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 3 months
facts.... the things you do to avoid a midterm
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 3 months
Thanks u/Farabel, u/pottawacommie, u/Snorlax158, u/jaycrossinroad, u/AppropriateTomato , and some others for your suggestions
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 3 months
took the info off the wiki may b wrong ([https://among-us.fandom.com/wiki/Fix\_Wiring](https://among-us.fandom.com/wiki/Fix_Wiring))
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Posted by u/kikikitty009 3 months
bacteria metabolize the sugar (dextrose or glucose) in the methyl red broth differently. Organisms that produce lactic acid for example will have a positive MR test since lactic acid is stable. if an organism produces an unstable acidic product then it will convert to neutral compounds (ie butylene glycol pathway) and the MR will be negative
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Posted by u/kikikitty009 3 months
lipase would cleave the 3 ester bonds in the tributyrin between the carbonyl carbon and the oxygen. Then the O on tributyrin will have a negative charge and will be protonated to give and alcohol. The O on the C=O on the cleaved portion will donate electrons to the carbon (which is now negative since it lost a bond) so the O is negative (want the more electronegative atom to carry the neg charge). Then the O will be protonated to give another OH. This will yield one molecule of glycerol and 3 molecules of butyric acid
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 4 months
Whales are mammals so they actually have similar bone structure as us! In contrast to this, sharks aren't mammals and are made of cartilage
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Posted by u/[deleted] 4 months
I mean I am female sooo maybe take it as a self burn?
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 6 months
actually lots of animals have similar anatomy to us since we have a common ancestor. In fact, whales even have part of a pelvis! it doesn’t do anything and has shrunk significantly
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Posted by u/eric1707 6 months
deb would have died in season 6 episode 11 from wormwood if it wasn't for dexter though
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Posted by u/[deleted] 7 months
i am once again asking for you to stop reposting this
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Posted by u/Rad-Panda-_ 7 months
and to making that water even dirtier
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Posted by u/SiniCatiX 7 months
the room is constructed in such a way that from the front, it appears to be an ordinary rectangular room, with a back wall and two parallel side walls perpendicular to the horizontally level floor and ceiling; but the true shape of the room is trapezoidal, in which the walls are slanted and the ceiling and floor are at an incline, and the right corner is much closer to the front-positioned observer than the left corner (and vice versa), [source ](http://oceanswebsite.com/Amesroom1.html)
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Posted by u/[deleted] 7 months
my friends, you bow to no one ... except grandpa geoff
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Posted by u/Master1718 7 months
when i was 3 my dad dunked me in the lake
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Posted by u/samthefuckinglegend 7 months
equality = hating everyone equally
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Posted by u/Demonix_Hermit 7 months
to the point where there’s literally a sociological theory called [Mcdonaldization of society ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_McDonaldization_of_Society)
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Posted by u/xd_DCBros23 7 months
so she can spin around like the salads shes already been tossing
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Posted by u/jayrady 7 months
You also can try getting zoom on your phone and listening on your way to the next class if you don't get into the classes you want. However, in the past, I've gotten into almost all my waitlisted classes before school started or the week it starts.
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 7 months
not sure it’s the final resting place of the world's first nuclear reactor.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 7 months
as pitbull, I say you better move, you better dance
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Posted by u/Commercial_Regular_2 7 months
https://www.vitalitymedical.com/kendall-curity-abd-pad.html "Abdominal pads or laparotomy pad is a dressing used for the absorption of discharges from abdominal wounds, or for packing abdominal viscera to increase exposure during surgery."
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Posted by u/Commercial_Regular_2 7 months
I was working as a lifeguard manager when I was 18 and a woman came in asking for a pad and one of my male employees gave her an ABDOMINAL pad. Mind you these are 8x10 inches and are quite thick. Not just kids unfortunately
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Posted by u/MyNameGifOreilly 8 months
i used to work as a lifeguard. I went through hours of training for both a class before I got the job and during the job. We learned CPR. rescue breathing, and first aid to prepare for any emergency at the pool. Even during the job we were required to train before our shifts and at the end of the day I can confirm that none of us gave a flying fuck
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
probably the helicopter mom that says “oh no not my kid”
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Posted by u/[deleted] 8 months
fr this shit is everywhere it’s so sad and a product of their upbringing. like I went out w my bf who’s from the philippines and these middle school kids came up him just to yell racial slurs at us ....
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Posted by u/Tankbot001 8 months
dog from up?
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Posted by u/Strider_-_ 8 months
wait but i have like one black friend? i can’t possibly b racist
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 8 months
my bad i didn’t realize other people posted it
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Posted by u/Killjoys13 8 months
okay yea but also look at her leg after
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Posted by u/Adamis9876 8 months
mine make up my lampshades
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Posted by u/PuzzledLifeguard 8 months
if it was realistic the dude holding the dildo would put his hand on the back of his friends head and push it down
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Posted by u/mijuzz7 8 months
gotta blast
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Posted by u/jlozano02 9 months
with your very own garage and fancy car to give yourself carbon monoxide poisoning in
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
std of 4
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Posted by u/SamStephens 9 months
Anatomy park
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Posted by u/maragorobja 9 months
jaw dropping
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
corona beer sales were down 40% bc ppl thought it was related to covid. These ppl vote.
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Posted by u/chrisisbest197 9 months
exactly, the time to push it is before giving birth
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Posted by u/tanlayen 9 months
forbidden snacks
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Posted by u/mijuzz7 9 months
dont
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Posted by u/darknessrisen3 9 months
so you admit u have tik tok
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Posted by u/VegetoHarshitK 9 months
seen this 100x
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Posted by u/gorillabrigade 9 months
This lamb is so undercooked, it's following Mary to school!
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Posted by u/screamforpies 9 months
edible slime that also glows under UV light!
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
the pink panther always has something to do, to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh
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Posted by u/god0f69 9 months
pretty sure the gaps btwm leaves in trees give the effect of a pinhole camera which projects the image of the eclipse into the house
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 9 months
I'm a girl haha just made this based off what my guy friends have said
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Posted by u/thewrongun 9 months
like my baby
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Posted by u/thewrongun 9 months
My baby just really liked coat hangers
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
uno reverse
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 9 months
Omg, you can't ask me that.... even though i can control my weight and you can't control your height
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 9 months
four thumbs up
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Posted by u/Rick_and_Summer 9 months
This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy.
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Posted by u/Dr_Apk 9 months
much like when I spend hours looking for my phone while my headphones are plugged in Happy cake day:)
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
yeah they arent even carrying letters smh
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
They really are
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Posted by u/lucillebluth1213 9 months
the comment after the top is usually "THIS \^"
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
Most the people that live in my apartment complex are in their 20's so its prob not that old
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Posted by u/SurpriseThere1 9 months
that was bad
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Posted by u/la_de_cha 9 months
[https://www.instagram.com/kaydmayd/](https://www.instagram.com/kaydmayd/) pretty sure this is the artist. I also have a piece by them-- its super affordable too
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
Yea, just in emergency situations.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
Thanks, your 100% right,
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Posted by u/SecondaryAccountUser 9 months
EVERYONE even the neighbors came over to clap
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Posted by u/RealComradeMeep 9 months
9 92 6 19 23 47 53 11.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
lol no over 2 weeks
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
This is what my boredom has brought me to
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Posted by u/curtaincup 9 months
Female calico cats are splotchy when they are heterozygous (have orange and black fur gene) for the fur color gene which is located on the X chromosomes (meaning male cats won't have it bc males are XY). During embryonic development one of these X chromosomes randomly inactivates leaving either a black or orange [color](https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/S1120962300018138). human hair color isn't sex-linked, and a point mutation that only affects a few genes is more likely. This is also called heterochromia of the hair ​ [https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/S1120962300018138](https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/S1120962300018138)
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Posted by u/jim_par 9 months
of the smol variety
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 9 months
hes gonna need to looks like his hand is out of commission
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Posted by u/thisgingerbitch 9 months
Dw. Your mom is under the sheets. Our neighbor is too. Run along now. this is all a dream
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Posted by u/OGJJ 9 months
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
I work for superior in chicago. They are a shit company. https://www.glassdoor.com/Overview/Working-at-Superior-Ambulance-EI_IE418964.11,29.htm heres their crappy ratings on glassdoor.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
Im a girl...
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Posted by u/chonko-the-monko 9 months
[https://www.wlns.com/news/health/coronavirus/capitol-protesters-snarl-streets-including-sparrow-hospital-area/](https://www.wlns.com/news/health/coronavirus/capitol-protesters-snarl-streets-including-sparrow-hospital-area/) nuketown 2020
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Posted by u/Kelly240361 9 months
psh.... everyone knows they use those straws to snort cocaine. What do they even teach you in school?
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Posted by u/SneakerHead1203 9 months
My friend Sinep would be perfect for her.
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Posted by u/SamStephens 9 months
Really interesting. You can see the properties of bubbles really clearly in this image. To minimize surface area neighboring bubbles will merge to share a common wall and when the bubbles are uniform in size, like lots of the ones in your picture they will look like polygons. [source](https://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/bubbles/bubble_meets_bubble.html)
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Posted by u/Slumpsterville 9 months
you sound like you would be fun at parties
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Posted by u/Throwayaaaah 9 months
dw she won't bc she doesn't exists
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Posted by u/tooniceofaguy77 9 months
abort mission
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Posted by u/Sapulinjing 9 months
[Yeah!](https://americanhorrorstory.fandom.com/wiki/Jyoti_Amge) Her height due to a condition called Achondroplasia. Ppl with this condition tend to have short arms/legs and a torso that's normal in length. For females, the avg height is 123 cm (4ft), and she's half that.
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Posted by u/2n20 9 months
the thing between mexico and the US
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
[https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g3c6ym/jacksonville\_beach\_26\_minutes\_after\_reopening/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g3c6ym/jacksonville_beach_26_minutes_after_reopening/) check this post out. I don't understand
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Posted by u/Alabama92 9 months
Exactly, when I accidentally ingested some LSD I was synthesizing at work 77 years ago and rode my bicycle home the trip was much better outside.
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
lets have it at the newly opened beaches in FL
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
They started making these videos 8.5 months ago, so they are old. They post them all to [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/pg/thebusbrotherCentral/videos/) tho
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
just gonna ignore how the kid in the back looks possessed...
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Posted by u/UsuallyDemanding 9 months
How many unvaccinated crotch goblins?
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Posted by u/[deleted] 9 months
Source: A tinder profile made on my phone and one made on my roommates phone Tool: google sheets
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Posted by u/funny_pineapple 10 months
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/f7l1s5/aita\_for\_rejecting\_a\_disabled\_girls\_prom\_asking/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/f7l1s5/aita_for_rejecting_a_disabled_girls_prom_asking/) ​ here ya go ​ edit: [https://www.removeddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fr54kx/aita\_for\_not\_taking\_a\_disabled\_girl\_to\_the\_winter/](https://www.removeddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fr54kx/aita_for_not_taking_a_disabled_girl_to_the_winter/) post was deleted here's the original text
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 10 months
Some ppl don't have any other choice. Some of my friends are international students and they are so conflicted on what to do
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Posted by u/prof_sandwich_maker 10 months
They are all my friends. I get on with all the alters, but the main alter or host is the writing on 2/21. Most of the writing in their notebook is like that, but on occasion, a different alter will write the homework for the day.
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